What happened to this guy's neck?

What happened to this guy's neck?

Got poisoned by his enemies

It became a feminist in a Sharia law country.

Sore throat

Nerve gassed

Someone didn't like him very much

Wrong place, wrong time. Bad place to be sleeping.

IT was giving him trouble

Hes just stickin his neck out for someone

Poor Jamal was only taking a nap.

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Looks like someone axed him a question.

Nothing at all.

is he ok?

kek

'Tis but a scratch

He wanted to ax a question.

this is how to win

Why don't you "axe" him yourself?

Looks like a death via a severe case of pneumonia. The hacking must have kept him up all night.

Why is Drake's penis so small?

looks like he axed too many questions

Why the fuck is everyone posting thumbnails today?

Fucking thumbnail is bigger than the pic itself.

You faggots. You're all faggots. God damn it.

Niggers

fake and gay

looks like he badly sprained it

Ferguson PD no longer have sidearms

He locked himself out of the house, sneaked in through the window, and as he slipped through the window his pants came down and this time he fell past the bottle of ketchup onto an axe.

Somebody axed him out.

Lawyer material right here.

axe on ass crime

Noboby knows the hemlock manouver anymore.