>go in hotel room
>see this
>wat do
Go in hotel room
turn ln(535,4916555) and moonwalk forwards until i trip over. then i cry a bit and start texting with my phone.
Take a shit on the bed and leave
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Bury face in crotch, latch onto thighs so she can't escape.
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Jump off the balcony
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Ask the hobbit to return to its own room
Check he ID, see if she is of legal age. If yes, ask if she would like the engage in coitus with me. If yes, check to make sure she has a vag. If so then penis in vagina. If no to any question then leave.
hahaha
>check ID
>not knowing who that girl is
why would you leave? you payed for the room. if anyone's leaving it's gonna be them
Raip
Grab her by the pussy
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I go back down to the front desk and demand a room that is not inhabited by trolls.
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awww
would rape lovingly and affectionately for days
Make sure she can't escape, she wouldn't like my looks, but I'd eventually make her like it
is this you?
Hulkamania is about to run wild on you
this
I'm a need sauce on this guy. I want to know how he is now
hey.. got one for you.. google this "instwatch monthly giveaway". thank me later hehh
what a sex god he is
I love Maisie, she'd be a glorious little fuckpuppet
Make sex up her
>putting your dinger donger in a lady's front bottom