To be a liberal, there has to be something very mentally wrong with you. As a result...

To be a liberal, there has to be something very mentally wrong with you. As a result, the majority of liberals (if not all) have major physical defects, such as extremely ugly faces, overweight bodies, and terrible, terrible genetics.

If you're not a Trump supporter, it's because you're mentally and physically handicapped.

Just your daily reminder.

youtube.com/watch?v=DHYKVWo2Zmc

>inb4 le centrist meme
What if I told you that liberalism and conservatism are not the only political ideologies out there?

True story
Libertarians are fucking retarded too

True, true.

Also 1/2

So what are you then? Because most ideologies are even worse than modern liberalism, they're just not as prevalent.

>it's impossible to have liberal values and be a trump supporter
Neck yourself

liberalism is a mental disorder.

>Neo-liberalism*
Has changed with the snowflakes

cool. Global warming is just a myth invented by the chinese. We don't need rain forests. Personally i go to bed everynight praying for a dust bowl. Who needs water when you have Mt. Dew?

ill drink 2 that

found the liberal. post your face you ugly shit

Dude, global warning is scientifically proven.
The thing is, the time scale it's millions of years.

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literally me lol

how long did you search for that one pal

Cheers, man
>By a Greekfag who's country created the right to vote (democracy)

Newfag?

based greeks

what? no. I agree with Trump.

what's your definition of liberal though

Libertarian Socialism is the best system

Conservatives and liberals are basically the same thing, it's just one is obsessed with stupid shit social issues like gender identity and obsessed with constitutional values
Economically, they have the same values of allowing corporatists to run the country

Neoliberalism is what got us into this mess, you moron.
>Let's take all the shitty anti-white, anti-civilizational ideological dogmas of the left...
>...and mix it with the anti-white, anti-civilizational economic policies of the right!
>This is a good plan. We're not Jewish and this is a good plan.
Free trade and faggotry in one convenient package!

*and the other

Bait so weak im not gonna even post image of bait fish jst text

>i got my information from breitbart

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I'm thinking we agree by default.
What got into your asshole, man(?)

>autism: the post

>t. unemployed, high school drop out

Stupidity is a mental disease

Breitbart is a far ways to the left of me, friend.
Wait, so you're not a neoliberal? I started autistically screeching for no reason?

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Both side are mentally defective.
Think for yourself.

There's a myriad of environmental problems. Slash-and-burn is just as scary. The rain forest is where we get most of our antibiotics. Also millions of years? I doubt it... besides pollution definitely creates lung diseases/disorders. Some new research shows it might increase Alzheimer chances too.

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You're not wrong.

Yep, both sides serve the donor base 100%.

Their individual issues are just there to distract their supporters from that fact.

What if I preempt that with telling you that modern liberalism and conservatism can not only be broken into several individual factions, but their majority representations in society are bastardizations of their original forms.

Not to mention the definition of both are further distorted by their opponents using extremes to represent the whole.

Why would I be neoliberal?
That's unethical.

The Confederates and the KKK did nothing wrong. I think you're barking up the wrong tree, Shariablue.

>Lincoln would be a strong Democrat today

Then why wasn't he back then?

Idiot.

except losing

kek

Any form of Libertarian is an idealist not fit for reality.

I said they were never wrong. I never said they were successful.

Ancaps are kind of grounded in reality but if you're that far along just go full fash.

The wiki is a few clicks away.
Since I said "proven"

What's a liberal?

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>republicans today have the same principles as republicans more than a hundred years ago

stupid people like you should be hanged

fucking losers lmfao

they were wrong about thinking they would win lmao

That wasn't what your image said.

Idiot.

God wouldn't it be nice if people on the internet took opinions like this seriously? It's like how karl marx never actually said how socialism would work. It was mostly just philosophy not structure. He was an idealist and politicians took his opinions to push their own corrupt agenda. But now karl marx is demonized by people who never even read any of his books.

you obviously can't read. Back then the conservatives were the democrats and the liberals were the republicans.

Mong.

A cuckservative's way of saying "leftist" or "third-worldist."
Wow, excellent and thought-provoking points.

The parties started to flip ideologies back during nixon/reagan/clinton times moron

I concur. Libs are fucking nuts, and essentially angry, over-emotional children in the bodies of adults.

>mfw my "conservatism is a mental illness" shirt arrived today

I liked the logo of the cross-eyed elephant

>EVERYONES THE SAME!!!

Thats just showing youre stupidity.

fucking kek

you said they did nothing wrong

they wronged in thinking they could win

losers stay losers forever

SAD!

That's a communist, not a liberal.

Autism speaks.

>communist, not a liberal.

As of late, pretty much synonymous.

Yo, this is not the *White Knight never get laid* community

yeah but Trump is the manifestation of corporate greed. He is the corruption that deregulates to better the rich and screw the average american out of basic benefits. Hillary was just a puppet to corporate greed. Trump loves greed, he embodies it.

> The Confederates and the KKK did nothing wrong

they thought they could win, but they get their asses kicked and lost like faggots, so they thought wrong

i knew you were a sad loser like the confederates and kkk, but i didn't know you were also stupid

Haha, Ancaps can't be further from reality. Other methods produce corruptible governments, but they at least produce governments (or societies, for that matter).
Ancaps have done nothing, and will do nothing, because there is no ability to stop a greater, opposing power from destroying it entirely.

True, but it's an important distinction to make.
A basic bitch liberal is to a communist what a """moderate Muslim""" is to an ISIS member. One is less violent, but they ultimately hold the same principles and ideals. A communist will hit you over the head with a bikelock if he can manage to lift it with his noodly arms, a liberal will merely sit by and applaud.

I know that libertarianism is fucking retarded, there's a reason I'm a fascist.
I'm just saying that ancaps have some of the right ideas as opposed to ancoms and run of the mill lolbergs who are both totally braindead.

>A basic bitch liberal is to a communist what a """moderate Muslim""" is to an ISIS member.

Mmmmmm, I don't believe that's an accurate analog. Western commies, AKA "antifa" are still 90 pound weaklings under their black hoodies and balaclavas. And I have no doubt are former Bernouts.

Well, yeah, the analogy is kinda limited by the fact that Western leftists of all stripes are total trash who couldn't properly use a weapon to save their lives.
That's also part of what's so onerous about hearing "commies are the real fascists" shit- it's more insulting to us than the commies.

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you know as soon as you implement insults its not really a conversation anymore. now your just yelling into your own head. agreeing with yourself. Put in the effort to listen to views that contrast your own. Confirmation bias is a serious issue. If you want people to listen to you, find common ground, don't insult them. The day we stop listening to each other is the day man takes up arms because he can not find the words to relate what is in his head to others.

The country was founded on liberalism you idiot. The Enlightenment, Voltaire Rousseau, John Locke. Educate your dumb ass for a change.

but they won back in 2009 with obama and in 1993 with bill clinton.

>John Locke
The smoke monster?

>"commies are the real fascists"

That shit needs to end. It's so grating to hear that continually from righties. What they really are, are militant communists, and I mean "militant" in a punk rock kind of a way.

Yeah. Lost was a documentary, didn't you know?

kek

>if I intentionally misuse words and ignore the fact that the Overton Window has massively shifted to the left in the past two-hundred-odd years, I can pretend to be the inheritor of the Enlightenment

LoL..."I am a DOD robot, Liberals bad, liberals bad...". I know they gotta allow a certain percentage of you on here to stay online, but try to hide it better you high school dropout.

youre retarted

People that insult communism like this don't read Karl Marx. Many don't understand the difference between an idea (or philosophy) and how it's applied (or abused).

Libertarians are probably the least retarded of all. What's better than giving less power to the feds and more to the states?

OP are you loving the bait? It's fun being on the outside, huh?

You read Marx because he's influential, not because he's ever correct in his prognoses or prescriptions.
Also, describing antifa as communist is entirely accurate. The fact that they don't implement it the way you might like has little to do with the matter.

I have muscular dystrophy sooo.

But I was a liberal when I was a healthy, pretty, little white girl

...with a poor single mom and daddy issues

fuck.

I'm actually more of a socialist

>american politics in one image

>lel libbies r so dum

>implement
What am I saying, communism can't be implemented. I meant interpret.

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I have nothing against communism per se. The problem is, it could never work in the US. It takes a certain kind of mindset of a countries citizenry for it to succeed. As for true communism Vs. whatever-we-have-here, I don't think that's relevant.

87/38
I thought it was obvious.

Wow. This is the dumbest thing I have seen on Sup Forums this side of Sup Forums. You didn't use a single argument that was even remotely valid. Good fucking god, you must be a moron.

Exactly. It's cucking for the left and it's blatantly untrue.
Do liberals go around badmouthing their communist allies? No, at worst they make excuses or pretend they don't exist. Why conservatives feel the need to attack fascists and nationalists in an ill-guided attempt to win the left's favor is beyond me. Maybe they like their spot as controlled opposition.

An education is not a mental disease.

>r/the_donald

>Breitbart is a far ways to the left of me, friend.
Don't cut yourself on that edge.

Karl Marx is right about some things. Although his understanding of human nature is off (which greatly effects his works), a lot of people do prioritize their values in life poorly; wealth does not equal the appropriation to have influence in all matters. Trump shouldn't be president because "he is a successful business man." Real estate (or branding) has little to do with most presidential matters. Money should be considered a tool for an economic system, not an establishment of a person's quality, or ability.

What happens, as with the Islamic scourge is, the right says "YOU guys are the fascists" because they are a large group trying to force their ideology on the rest of us. In THAT sense only are they fascist-like. It's a little lazy, but not entirely inaccurate.

ITT: A bunch of Crazy conspiracy theorists come together on Sup Forums for one giant Circlejerk. Meanwhile, the rational among us try to bring them back to reality.

And then there's my party, totally unaffiliated. You're all correct, and all totally retarded in your own special way.

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