Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Donutgirl thread

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trips demand it

cute ears

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Still here

i find your lack of donut disturbing

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snugs
I have one with a cookie

I have a hamburger.

I have noodles

I have a rock

so how are you today

i guess thats ok, playing ff yet?

nice

I want one now...
or nuggets
not yet have to eat in a bit

hex-claimed

Lame
Is very yummy
Its so good. Come over and ill give you a bite

KILL ALL TRANNIES!!!!!!!!!!

I have an apple

I also have ale.

Not terrible I guess. Just slightly meh tonight.
What about you, you doing well?

its past 10 why eat so late?

prolly even more yummy cause you've been craving it for days

let me jump right into my monitor and I'll see you on the other side
I just ate but I want nuggets now

im good, just ate some pizza and now im playing more terraria

what did you eat?

I don't have crippling alcoholism
just milk

Its so good. I am happy.
I meant drive silly.

I wouldnt say its crippling

Well, the first step is admitting you have a problem

I forgot I don't remember my days so well
I do recall a burger at around 2pm
by the time I arrive there would be nothing to bite on
also too far

Im with Rory on this. Its just a good relax time
We can go out get you another and discuss waifus

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Hey. She doesnt deny she has a problem.
>relax time
Shes a high functioning alcoholic. Shed drink on the job if she could. Though every time she drinks is her first.

Wow, a flaw that doesn't revolve around being too perfect for the world

Seems she was going to be an actual character at one point

dreamy

She also has regrets and doubts, as well as fears.

It sounds like a good time
I have such a way with words

Such as?

Regrets not being able to settle in an area and not being able to make lasting friendships. Fears the underground until she has words with Hardy, and after that she fears that the world will only see her as a bringer of death. Asfor doubts, up until she talked with Hardy, she had her doubts that Hardy would just drop the marriage issue that quickly and have to spend the next 60 years on guard from other Apostles.

no I meant that seemed something you'd dream about quite often

In other words, she wishes she wasn't a perfect murder goddess

How deep, now come up with flaws

Oh. Yeah. Is that bad?

Cannot interfere with other gods, still will not go underground, extremely wilful and headstrong, will not think in a battle at all. Its an actual compulsion for her to kill in a fight that has lethal intent from either party.

not at all besides you wouldn't hurt a fly

nothing bad about wanting to chill and eat a burger with a friend

So she has to be written out of certain conflicts

So do the last two actually effect anyone in the series?

A car ran into me today

Did you die?

What do you mean?
Alright good. Dont want to make it weird.
You ok?

Yes, yes I did.

Ye, shit was cash dude
Slammed into my cart while I was working today

just saying

youtube.com/watch?v=NkYBS2LpF_k

Shit, that sucks
I'll come to your funeral and burn an effigy or something

A girl tried to e-marry me

Sounds LIT fam, get it? Lit? Ha.

She stands by as Lelei is nearly assassinated as she cant just pick up lethal intent. She puts Kobayashi in danger when Italica is attacked because they both go full blood knight. She nearly dies when she fights Giselle as she doesnt think about the damage she will be tanking for Itami as well.

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weird

Koume~
How did it go?

Did you spaghet everywhere?

not ok

Thats not the Koume you know. This is Makos cutie Koume.

How ironic

I know both of them.

She was marrying me for my kittens ;-;

Will you marry ME?

You dont know Vegemote Karme though. Proceed.
Sadface. Only the kittens?

Lewd Itsuka claimed

You can't e-marry anyone besides me

I'm pissing on your corpse now...

I feel like the first one is the most arbitrary thing ever, the second one, yeah no, she put herself in danger

Wat.

That's preposterous, she should've done it for your cute self.

There's a third one?

I'd think it's pretty clear
I own you

Rood

CAN YOU READ

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Says who
Yes. I'm just confused
I'm not cute!

Me

And no, you have no say in the matter

You say that, but do you really mean it?

Yep. Hes a car and gun nut. I made him buy and try Vegemite.

Well, I'm going to sleep

man where is everybody tonight

Ah, think I spoke to him once or twice.

Goodnight.

Right here

I'm here, just don't have much to say.

ff
maybe others drinking

-does the dishes and smiles at how they shine in the light of the kitchen-

Drinking & vidya here. Some more people ought to show up soon.

isnt it like 7 am over there? what are you doin up?

but drinking doesnt stop rory or tomo from talking

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Koume2 why have you done this.

-puts a basket of fresh gluten free pears on the counter and sits down beside the potted plant-

good point maybe they are special

fagget

excuse me

so did you go visit the other cities in ff yet?

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>scour the interwebs for more Misaki pics

>can't find much more than what's in the Misaki Shrine because NHK isn't a current year idol anime

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is your life seriously this fucking sad?

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