Hi! Anybody remember this passed out guy we shamed yesterday and posted here on Sup Forums...

Hi! Anybody remember this passed out guy we shamed yesterday and posted here on Sup Forums? We've got the aftermath/update.

What happened when the fatso woke up?

They all lived happily ever after.

Hi Cara

YES!

Tell us everything!

Did you ever wipe shit on his upper lip?

>2016
>still wearing tights-whities

It seems he was a friend of a friend at the party, so pretty much no one knew him. Who goes to that much of a stranger's house and passes out? Well, we left him as in the last picture, naked with that gross underwear on his head. His shorts and shoes we basically threw in the trash so he couldn't find them.

Seriously.

Jesus

Dude...

We know how it ended, we want to know the aftermath!

So having asked people, he had just gotten very very drunk, taken some kind of drug or another, but he was fine, medically at least. He woke up about 3 hrs after we left for another party. By that time, everyone had pretty much gone, including the person who brought passed out rando. Everyone forgot about his dumbass. When he woke, all anyone heard was some screaming in the basement.

kek

Then he came running up the basement stairs, bareassed naked, covered like he was. I guess when he woke up he started freaking out about the underwear on his head. He must've ripped it into pieces cuz it was found in the basement, along with a huge ass pile of vomit.

If this is it, you have seriousl tainted yesterdays post.

It was all good leaving it at yesterday. Now i feel like i was about to get more juice.. But it's just a big gulp of rancid cum..

Anyway, he just ran out of the house naked before anyone could do anything (they were still pretty wasted anyways, they'd have been powerless and probably unlikely to run after some screaming naked guy covered in graffiti). He wasn't even wearing shoes!

Funny until something happens to you then I'd call it karma

But we pieced together what happened through the grapevine. I guess he was going across campus, naked, he puked a few times, shit on a sidewalk. His friend said he cried for like an hour. The cleanup was around 4 hours of scrubbing. Even then he still has ghosting marks and his face was basically bluish gray. No one knew it was us who did it.

Honestly you're a piece of shit

You're so proud typing this shit but you pick on the passed out if you guys are so bad ass go stick up a gas station and get shot point blank you fucking nigger activist

Who did the honors of drawing the happy face on his ding dong?

Yesterdays thread was gold you fucking sand nigger.
We got the dubs, it had to be done.

I guess he has no idea that thousands of people saw his shame online. He's been hiding in his room since. He has no idea pics exist at all, especially pics of his small wang, lol. I know some things have been archived, but IDK if anything's been posted elsewhere. Well, fuck him. U don't pass out with ur shoes on. Maybe he'll find out he's a meme someday.

Whoever drew on his dick is gay as a ryan seacrest.

Cara. We wouldn't touch that shit.

Um ya a girl did.

Link to previous thread?

You're the sand nigger. You drew shit on someone passed out. Grow some balls.

No! Why would we shit on someone? Have you shit on someone?

Small wang?
that shit is average for a softie.

Oh yeah, of course. That Cara's a solid chick and crazy for wang.

Plz. From what I'm packing that's nothing!

If Cara exists, dat's a crazy bitch.

Lol.. im not op you brain deprived sand nigger.

I got a few dubs tho, so i take pride in this. Especially the '' I

>Oh he's passed out with shoes on bettet ruin his life
What is wrong with you

Does anyone know if a full gallery of pics was posted of this? I didn't cap any.

How did we ruin his life?

Holy fuck. Are you like 15?
Not original replier, but you sound like a fucking retard.

Not that i would ever belive anyone on the internet saying they have a big dick would actually have a big dick.

But let's say you do. Then you are simply above average. Or you are just bigger when soft. But don't actually grow that much when horny.

Biology bitch, it's a thing.

you know what's funnier than a passed out drunk with sharpie all over to see a bunch of kids doing all this shit thinking their duke the fucking bounty hunter ... honestly if your existence is to do shit like this you should be publicly executed. Id let this bloke sleep Id rather see you defendless pass out and get passed around by a bunch of niggers while they record it chanting world star

Karma police will knock at your door sooner or later boys. You'll have to live with that fact.

fucking cara

slut

that's weird. I remember the tone from last night's thread being a little different than this one

Why so pissed? The rule is, u get messed with with ur shoes on. It's universal. And everyone on here helped.

I'm just fucking arround on way too little sleep.

Kinda making myself cringe, so I will stop

Grow up.

OP may have committed a crime. Depends on where he lives.

I assume you're college students
>Seen running naked in public covered in marker
>Photos that will inevitably end up shared
>Cried for an hour, probably scarred now
What the fuck is this rule? This is the most arbitrary shit, no one does this.

Some even "helped" in all caps. A lot.

Ikr

yesterday we fucking loved this, Maby the posters in here missed it yesterday and are just butthurt

Yesterday I said "If you do this, you're lower than trash".

Look, I don't think anyone's shared any of the photos. I doubt they will. There's a grainy archive that doesn't offer much. His name's not attached to them. So I dont think hes ruiend.

Oh yeah, that dude wanting them to shave him.
God i would send him antrax in a heartbeat.

I second that

Look at the fat dancing guy they belittled him and he got a dance party and I'm sitting here all by my fucking self, I'm tired of supporting this shit if you wanna make me laugh don't do some little prank go all out and gape his asshole or put a bullet in his head, nothing in between. pussy

Oh, yeah. There was a post like that...maybe third or fourth one in. Okay, not EVERYONE loved it.

How can a college kid be this pathetic? This is some junior high shit.

I guess she's a lesbian. Sorry you had to find out this way.

The dubs loved it though. Seen by how much of him is marked.

You are just suppose to put his bra in the freezer.

I hope he presses charges against all who were involved. OP needs some jail time

Your two settings are "gaping assholes" and "murder?" That's a weird menu.

>Goes on board with rekt threads, bordeline childporn and gore..

This is too much.

God you're a fag

Eat, fuck, kill. It's all the same.

Everyone who's isn't an autistic neckwear knows the rule.

Don't pass out while drinking with your shoes on.

Gape his asshole so when they throw him a pity party he will have shit running down his leg because his asshole is so loose or maybe they won't because he'll be dead

I said it in the last thread, and I'll say it again. Damn, you're a dick, op.

Wait, why were you carrying a Sharpie around?

If I knew who you were I would murder you. His life is over now and it WILL come back on you in a bad way. Same thing happened at a party in my final year of highschool, the guy killed himself and wrote a massive note about what happened and the people involved got jail time even charges like child porn cause the kid was under 18. They probably gettin raped in the ass in jail rn thats where youre going lol. good riddance

There's a thing called filters. Sup Forums is great other than the edgy kids and people who should be shoved in prison to rot.

Not true. I would never fuck a plate of nachos.

> Sup Forums is great other than the edgy kids and people who should be shoved in prison to rot.

kek

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Sorry bud it still doesn't make sense.
Sounds like something you made up in 8th grade as an excuse to draw dicks on your friends

To OP's credit, they didn't shave him, even after dubs.

Yeah, cause that's definitely real...

Damn girl you sensitive.

Speak for yourself

No worries Op
i still love you. Looking forward to whatever you come up with next!
And always bring Cara!

Holy shit, I just figured the whole thing out. It's all bullshit- this is just viral marketing for the reboot of "I Know What You Did Last Summer"

I bet Cara is the first to die.

kek

OP isn't going to find it funny when he gets sent to prison for assault and battery and has to share a cell with an 8 foot nigger with a 14-inch cock waiting to shove it into some white college boys ass.

You know what you people did is considered assault in the eyes of the law, don't you OP?

I would get a lawyer if I were you

You
are
on
to
sum
good
shit
user!

But the crumbs...

Why the fuck not?

Moralfags pls go

you do stupid shit like drawing on strangers with a sharpie in your free time it really shows a reflection on your life choices. you will get what's coming and I'll be here laughing

"Shit That Never Happened 101"

OP QUICK, POST CARA'S TIMESTAMPED TITS SO WE KNOW SHE'S OK

Yeah, yeah. His dick is average for being flaccid. Whip yours out then.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

If he ever recounts this story to an authority figure all that will have to happen is for the story to break, or for people to get wind of the cops looking for witnesses.

Until that happens, OP's story is shit.

THIS!! WE NEED TO KNOW!!

I'd never disrespect something I love like that

>disrespect
What are you talking about, you are showing your love for the nachos in the most pure and primal way.
I bet you didn't even toss your mom's salad for Mother's Day.

I'm genuinely curious, how is this considered assault and battery?
Does it vary state by state?
Does it matter, by state, if the victim in question presses charges?
I can understand if serious hazing leads to someone sustaining serious physical injury or death, but passing out and getting drawn?

rolling for Cara tits....

too lazy to dig her up

Lemme help you!

Rollerino for them titts!