ITT: Scenes that failed to be romantic
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Zack Snyder doesn't know how to direct women and romance in general.
Why is this scene set in a bathtub instead of a kitchen or a bedroom? Why are there no establishing shots? Why is the color filter grey and blue instead of using a filter meant for romantic scenes?
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>Why are there no establishing shots?
You see him getting his mail, going upstairs and stepping into their home. What more do you want?
>Every scene involving Hulk and scarjo in the avengers movies
>Every scene involving that hobbit and tauriel in The Hobbit
>all the scenes between anakin and padme in attack of the clones
A beautiful wide shot of both of them together on the bathtub but not a closeup but instead like pic related.
The color grading didn't help. Everything looks washed out and dull.
It's disgusting enough that some people wear their shoes in the house but inside a bathtub with a 12/10 hottie is disgusting on a whole other level. What if a piece of poo slitters inside her vagina?
>Amy Adams
>12/10 hottie
Why is Superman rapey as fuck in Snyder's movies?
I think it was meant to be more adoring. I actually like a lot of the scenes of Lois because it some of the only ones where Clark seems happy.(However short they were.)
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that guy looks pretty alpha desu, i'm feeling the romance
What?
That scene was pretty romantic to me.
>comparing OZ and bvs capeshit
fuck off
>russo bros bravo.webm
wut
zozzle
I can't tell if this is the real thing or not anymore. The cuts to his partner on the ground are surreal.
>Failed to be romantic
Attractive men can be awkward and spill their spaghetti and get away with it.
And yet it's real, I couldn't belive it either.
The whole animal crackers scene invoked feeling of cringe rather than romance.
I was diamons from this scene
especially when he lifts up her panties with the cookie
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>durr i'm a big fish for you
Love how they're running Oz ads in front of The Night Of.
Snyder can't create emotion with images on film, he just doesn't know how. The colour bleaching and handicam angles makes it look like Lois is sitting in cold water in a derelict house. Not very sexy or very romantic either.
Fuck, Superman is meant to derive his power from the light and warmth of the sun but Snyder somehow manages to make even SUNLIGHT look cold and darn in MoS
*dark
>SUNLIGHT look cold and darn in MoS
Not true. The sun is very warm and comforting in the scenes that call for it. Like when Clark is healed by it in both MoS and BvS.
My dates t b h
A shot of earth
And then the camera slowly moves down to metropolis
Then slowly to their building
Then the camera moves around the entire building to show its exact structure
Then the camera follows Clark as he enters the building and walks up the stairs
Once inside the apartment the camera should freely roam around every square inch of the living space
And only then will I consider The shot established
He wasn't happy in that scene, he was trying to avoid a topic with sex.
>Why is this scene set in a bathtub instead of a kitchen or a bedroom?
Water and Fire are two rather big visual signifiers in the film. Mabey you should watch it again and pay attention this time.
dude why the fuck would you get in the bath tub with your shoes on? that's fucking gross. it's like bathing in a puddle on the street
Their relationship is overtly messed up doe.
Anakin: You are so…beautiful.
Padme: It’s only because I’m so in love.
Anakin: No. No, it’s because I’m so in love with you.
Padme: Then love has blinded you?
Anakin: Well…that’s not exactly what I meant.
Padme: But it’s probably true.
Even the most dysfunctional couple in the world does not talk like this. Only the people in George Lucas' head talk like this.
>Only the people in George Lucas' head talk like this
Is that a problem? If you want to see realistic dialogue go outside, you won't have your immersion broken once in a hundred years.
What is spontaneity and passion
He forget about coma. She is 1,2/10 hottie.
>What if a piece of poo slitters inside her vagina?
Well, I don't know about you but people in general tend to avoid steping into shit.
>justifying absolutely shit-tier dialogue
Lucas cannot write for crackers, if you're seriously going to defend the garbage in the prequels that's mindless fanboyism. Harrison Ford himself famously mocked Lucas' inability to produce anything other than wooden, clunky exposition instead of actual meaningful dialogue, and that was way back in the OT.
>wearing your shoes in the tub
Do Americans really do this?
>implying that truly bad dialogue exists
It's all representations of real human interaction. You can try to make it realistic, but if it can never truly be real you have to wonder what the point of this pursuit is. And say that somebody were to create truly lifelike dialogue, would that be an accomplishment?
>Sudden lagspike.webm
Why are movie characters so FUCKING STUPID?
>Prometheus
>hurr let me pet this alien that looks like a cobra!
>MoS
>Well gee, that robot is making very threatening motions toward me, better take a picture!!
I fucking swear
>prometheus snek
A regular snek would never have been a threat to science man. Those spacesuits survived being hurled around in a space-storm with debris being flung all over the place. The snek was a bio-weapon and probably impossibly strong for its size. Going off of what he knew science-man was probably not being too stupid. He probably should have erred on the side of caution just in case but I wouldn't call him 'FUCKING STUPID.'
>Hey man were the first people to go out on an expedition in space and check out this really important ruin, we were all hand picked for this mission because we're supposedly smart
>I'll just smoke weed and play with the native creatures that make hissing noises and shit, no biggie
Guy was supposed to be a biology expert IIRC.
Have you ever been to a university? Have you ever spoken to somebody with a PhD? They're just people with specialised knowledge and experience.
is that Joe Piscopo?
what in the fuck?
kill yourself summerfag.
Why are you so mad though?
That's like saying cops shoot black people.
So every depiction of cops should be shooting black people.
>iwn cuddle a woman while we bathe together in a bath tub
JUST
Do you mean me or the other user? I'm saying that we shouldn't assume all scientists are hyper-logical machines powered by autism and omniscience just because they're scientists. My point is the opposite of what you're saying.
Hire an escort.
That's expensive. And I want to feel romantic. Which means I need to find a girlfriend and that's a lot of work.
You sound like some Uni-fag that no one has called you out on your bullshit yet. Psych Major perhaps?
That's still just one paradigm of a person.
finally someone who gets it.
Underrated Kek