Storytime B/ros

Storytime B/ros

>Be 22 year old guy.
>Receive crush notification on happn.
>open the app see blond girl with green eyes solid 7,5/10.
>Although she looked very atractive, it was the kind of atractive that wouldn't meet a guy such as myself.
>Or so i thought.
>sent a message with a short "Hey! :)" since i wasn't, at all, hopeful of the outcome of this.
>To my surprise, she responded in an odd way, played along, at least it would be fun.
>We eventually agreed to meet a few days later in a local park.
>i arrived first so i just sat down on a stone bench and waited, after some time, she calls, asking me where i was.
>After some time, i find her, and, to my suprise, she brought some guy along.
>The guy looked like a junkie
>"I guess she was just being careful"
>seeing that i couldn't possibly be a rapist (i mean, c'mon, im a pussy) she dispatched her friend for some time and we started talking.
>It only took me about 10 minutes to get a very clear idea of who she was, all the red flags were there:
>Alcohol, Drugs, holes on the shirt, a nasty egocentric atitude and a very socially active person.
>"welp, nice try but no way i'm sticking with this".
>It didn't feel very akward however cause she could hold and steer a conversation like a pro.
>I talked for a bit, but when all her friends started appearing i just listened
>"she must think im the most boring guy ever"
>not that it was concerning at the time given the image i had built of her.
>It was mother's day so i wanted to have dinner with my parents
>Said i had to go, leave.
>ended up sending her a message later that day saying i enjoyed the afternoon.
>We kept talking for the next days casually, nothing too consistent, i thought she would get tired soon enough.

cont?

go on my dude

Bump for you user

>Fast forward to big academic party
>asked her if she would come to it, she did and i agreed to meet with her.
>Be a bit drunk
>Meet with said girl
>Holyshit.jpeg
>looked really good, pretty eyes, hair done, black top with a big cleavage, drawed a lot of attention.
>She was with a female friend, very pretty as well but dressed discretely
>Mfw she knew dozens of people
>Mfw she got free drinks for all of us, everytime, everywhere
>Proceed to hang out with both girls, get free booze.
>Have a good time, but no developments between us.
>Introduce girl to my friends
>They're always picking on me so i decided to give them a lesson
>Asked her to make them embarrased
>She laughs, proceeds to start talking bout weird shit and making fun of them
>They're scared shitless and completely stunned
>Laugh a lot, they got what they deserved~
>Girl invites me over for an after on her house with my friends
>Being total betas, we decline
>leave party with my friends
>Fast Forward 1 week later
>Keep talking constantly with girl
>Girl invites me over to her place
>"Oh shiet, booty call"

cont'?

starting to sound too much like an autistic retard's wet dream
just kys OP, no need to keep drawing out your painful loneliness any longer

cont. nibba

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>Get nervous about goin
>beta me tries to brush it off with "Maybe we can go somewhere else"
>She replies "No. You fucked up."
>Go to her house anyways
>Creepy entrance to flat
>She welcomes me on the door
>her house smells lightly of cigarettes
>Shows me around
>Go to living room
>Everything looks good except for a white table completely stained with cigarette ashes
>We sit down and talk for a while, she smokes, i show her some retarded memes
>Mfw it wasn't a booty call
>Watch Monsters university with her because she wants it and why the fuck not anyways
>Same friend from first date waltzes in her house out of nowhere
>Thefuck.jpeg
>Leaves some cigarettes and goes away
>Talk some more
>Turns out shes not empty headed
>Mfw when we talked about phylosophy n shit
>Started to get interested in her more and more
>Still have feeling on the back of my head that she's not for me
>4 Days later
>"user, come over, lets have dinner together"
>Fuck it, why not
>Go to restaurant with her
>Started with small talk
>Progressively started to going into personal matters
>Questions bout relationships n sex
>Don't realize she's completely controlling and steering the convo
>Go with it

Sorry about the delay, will be faster!

Cont pls

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Keep going inb4 she's the loch Ness monster

hurry you nigger i dont have all night

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Bump

Walk the dinosaur?

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Let's go faggot

lol i made it...

Hurry the fuck up. I'm invested dude.

>Been putting up with a lot of shit lately, so i just unwind
>She seems to be really interested as she keeps asking questions and comenting about it
>Realize she hasn't spoken about herself almost at all
>Find it strange, but so is she
>She starts to analyze my movements and reading my thoughts
>She starts to complete my sentences
>Whatthefuck.png
>Get scared
>"What is going on?"
>Little did i know she was so manipulative
>"user, you're too easy to read" giggles
>Just before leaving she proceeds to tell me she had dinner at that restaurant 5 times with different guys in the past week
>yudodis.joeg
>Leave restaurant
>Go back to her place
>Talk some more, only deep shit now
>Mfw realize i told her all my life
>Mfw i don't know shit bout her
>Mfw she completely wrapped around my head
>"Why are you still listening to me?" i told her straight up
>"user, i just like to meet new people"
>Avoiding my questions
>Asking me more things
>suddently she stops talking
>Just stares at me and smiles
>smiling for a long time
>a different kind of smile
>got really infatuated
>Thinking bout kissing her right away
>Beta me doesnt do it
>When i leave i go to kiss her on the cheek, she kisses me back
>"Guess i was wrong" i think
>Leave but don't really want to
>In car regret not doing anything
>Send message saying "can i go say goodbye again?"
>She replies with "Nop. be on your way."
>Go home write about it on 4chin
>Mfw I'm a retarded beta
>Mfw i don't know what she wants

Kill yourself, kiddo.

OP here
To wrap it off

The thing is, i was never sure about whether she wanted to be kissed or not, since she didn't open herself in the least. I did pick up some positive things along the night like "You're an interesting person" and "You don't look bad,
you look good" but it was about it, and some things she said completely threw me off like: "In the past week i came to have dinner 5 times with different guys at this restaurant." I think i'm suffering from a really bad case of mixed
signals. Not to mention that last message that really killed it. Maybe she was pissed, or maybe she just didn't want to give off the wrong idea.

GODDAMNIT OP

If there happens to be a next time don't overthink it man and if it goes the wrong way just laugh at it. Better regret at least trying than this

God damn you're an idiot, I'm an old fag and those days are long gone so listen;

1) She's made it clear she's not interested in serious stuff, don't go there.
2) She might be a friend with benefits, but do not trust her with money/assets.
3) You need to take the initiative to take her somewhere and lead the conversation for a bit, take control you fucking failure, show her you're not a limp fucking noodle, take her some place unique and get her to open up.
4) STOP TRYING TO READ HER AND OR READ INTO HER; you will fucking fail against women doing this every-fucking-time. Don't play the game, be straight up. Let her do her thing and you do your thing: "Hey, I'm going to be honest, guys are stupid and I don't know what the fuck what most of the stuff women do socially means so, i want you to know I think you're cute and I'd like to see where that takes us." DO NOT TRY TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS GIRL.

This

Lmao have fun getting HSV-2, if you're lucky you might get to touch her pussy after that crackhead left his splunk in it for you

Op here, actual advice from 4chin? Thank you kind sir.
She told me she is a lovable person and that everyone always seeks her cause she's so awesome bla bla bla. My question is: do I seek her? The thing about her getting along with everyone else grinds my gears...

Thanks man, will man up next time

Bro, seriously, stop trying to read her, don't do it, it's stupid. Don't try to read into what she says, don't try to read into what she does, you'll over-think everything and spaghetti the fuck up.

Also, from how you describe her it sounds like she collects other people and she'll just as easily drop them because she keeps them focused on her and not the other way around, odds of her being strongly attached to an abusive boyfriend/daddy == 1000% NOT RELATIONSHIP MATERIAL; fuck buddy is go though.