I have probably spent about 4,000 hours just categorizing, organizing and sorting my pornography

I have probably spent about 4,000 hours just categorizing, organizing and sorting my pornography.

My custom built PC with 24 TBs (yes, that's "T", not "G") of storage spread across 5 internal hard-drives (all backed up to external encrypted HD's kept in foam cutouts inside of a double-locked Pelican case) has just about every kind of pornography imaginable. I'm currently working on tagging every video in my collection so that I can save custom searches of super niche subjects.
>lets search for "tag:teen AND tag:bdsm AND tag;anal NO tag:lesbian AND tag:fuckdoll"

I'm a pervert.

I'm the physical human manifestation of a huge gigantic Japanese anime monster pervert.

And I'm drunk.

As me fucking anything.

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patreon.com/Meakrob47
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

No one cares.

Most hardcore BDSM u got

Some people care. Trust me, I've been on Sup Forums longer than you've probably been alive. I've been starting these threads on Sup Forums longer than you've been alive.

You don't become the physical human manifestation of a huge gigantic Japanese anime monster pervert overnight, kiddo.

No one cares.

are you a rich person?

rookie numbers

I have seriously neglected my BDSM folder recently, sorry. It's only 500GB. I've been meaning to hit up Kink and Sexually Broken, but they charge a lot and I'm working my way through all of Evil Angel (my favorite). If you forced me to recommend a "hardcore" BDSM video I'd say: Hazel - Painful Buttfuck.

It's obviously fake.

It's very old on Sup Forums.

But it's amateurish enough and she's shockingly good at feigning rape to make it seem super hardcore. Not proud of this recommendation, it's pretty old, but hey maybe you're a newfag and you've never heard of it.

So might as well.

(side note, Lexi Belle was STUNNINGLY good at bdsm before she became Taco Belle. Find some old videos of her. Especially femdom. But she's my favorite pornstar so maybe I favor her.)

checked

1. Get a fucking job.
2. Move out of your parents' basement and stop using your allowance on computer shit.
3. Get a girlfriend / boyfriend / whatever
4. I guarantee I'm older than you are.
5. No one gives a shit.

do you have pizza?

No one cares.

Show us what you look like. Even if it's a random image off google, but obv a timestamped pic of you would be better.

That's a tricky question because I love economics.

Everyone who loves economics is *technically* richer than the average American.

But that's only because NO BODY FUCKING SAVES ANY MONEY OR INVESTS ANY MOENY YOU GOD DAMN NIGGER MOOKS.

Like 60% of Americans have zero savings. 60% of Americans ARE NOT living pay check to pay check. People just surrender their money immediately.

I have 10k invested in a bitcoin farming opperation, 3k invested in a car company, 3k saved and a 401k. So technically, I'm infinitely more wealthy than most americans. But that's only because most americans are in debt because they're fucking stupid. I only make 20k a year. I'm at the poverty line technically.

But because I manage my money well I have a lot of money lying around and I would not consider myself poor.

If ethereum continues to rise in price in the next six months I'll make $10,000 a year. If it stagnates I will continue to make $10,000 a year for several years.

People making assumptions about age on an internet forum....

I work a job and I invest heavily.
I live in my parent's basement, but genuinely that's not that great of a gift because my sister is a recovering addict single parent and I'm helping *hugely* to raise her kid. I'm the only father figure he has and grandma and grandpa are trying to spoil him rotten.
3. Girlfriends are inferior when you have a vibrating fleshlight/HTC Vive/ sprayed with perfume.
4. Okay.
5. Okay.

I ate pizza last night. Pepperoni, Hawaiian & Cheese. I am fat.

I'm old enough to know not to put my face online, literally at all. You kids should learn from that lesson. I dont even have a facebook. I'm fat, cheery and have curly hair.

but do you have cheese pizza?

i have 2 fat friends and i like their company. idk man from my experience fat people is more easy going and fun to be around and they are not easily offended.

do you have Hucow Petra's Brainwashing video?

"Say moo when you understand"

What's the best way to organize my softcore porn collection of instagram whores? I currently go by year and tag them with bikini, underwear, cleavage, etc.

So no... Got it. That would have been way simpler if you had just said no.

...

youre hot, OP

1. whats the worst/most shamfull thing you have fapped to?
2. How often do you see the sun? (no offense)
3. are you a wizard?
4. how big is your dick?
5. how are your relationship with your parents? you said that you lived in their basment?

...

How much shit do you have that's from sexting between 06-09? Back when burner phones or razors were all the rage in my shitty area.also do you keep dirty chat/text logs?

It's because we had to learn to make people like us. Being fat is a handicap. We learn to overcome it.

Never heard of it.

Tags are god's gift to pornography collectors. If you want to really break a collection apart you need tags and saved searches. I have yet to move past Windows 8.1 because I'm terrified the next version of Windows will break all my searches. But suffice it to say, tags can do some fucking work (pic related if I can get it to work)

Fair point. No investor can resist a chance to brag about his bets. Yes, I am technically poor. I am at the poverty line. But most americans handle their money so bad I'm technically rich. That's all I'm saying.

TIL: I wanna fuck me in the butthole.

1. You know what it is. I can't say it here.
2. Every day, I work, I'm a functioning member of society I have a tan. It's just weekends I go full fap mode.
3. No. Wizards don't exist, just perverts.
4. Probably about an 1" below average. But that's enough to create crippling self esteem issues that create all of this.
5. I love my parents and they love me. I'm the glue that keeps our family together. That seems egotistical, but you all know how families work. There's always one kid that everyone likes. I would wager I'm the only person in my entire family that everyone texts. I'm the mediator. That's just how families work. Everyone knows this.

Really, no one cares.

Oh look at this guy, he has Ts not Gs. Christ you dumb shit no one is shocked by terabytes. Get a girlfriend

I mean, I totally get where you're coming from... but at the same time... 25 terabytes is a titanic amount of pornography.

Best amateur MILF porno you can think of? Preferably homemade?

almighty trips

I ask cuz I transcribed thousands of sextings into a few journals some even of my wife and her fucbois and when she found them she had me liquidate them. Some of those phone logs are from public encounters that I can't replicate. So I hope at least 1 more person on earth shares my niche obsession. With sexting archives.

Maybe is spent half that time talking to real life girls , you might lose ur virginity

Just in case the internet goes away????

Ohh, you're killing me with the homemade stuff. I'm very picky about video quality, so home made porn only caught up with me in the past few years.

I'm a big fan of cuckolding because of my 1inch undersized dick. And I think i'm about 10% gay because I fucking love a big ole throbbing black cock. CONCLUSION:

The video's I'm looking for are all on Motherless if you search for "interracial armature". I'm just barely getting into this shit because of my sexual insecurities. You're really making me look like an ass. At the very least we all agree we wanna see a girl get pounded by big black cock. Seeing it makes my toes curl. I'm super big into empathy, I like to imagine things from other people's perspective. So I love big black cocks.

(all my webms are too big.)

whats with the angry, insecure ppl in this thread?
prolly cant face that they are monsters like all of us on Sup Forums

anyhow, wish you a good life OP

All good my man. I'm the same way with cuckolding except I wouldn't like it done on me, I prefer watching it go down. And trust me, I've been on motherless. How about any incest videos? Seen any decent ones?

Kiddo... T's are a thousand times bigger than G's... I know it sounds pretensious.... but a 24 T libraries is A THOUSAND TIMES BIGGER than a 24 g library.... A THOUSAND TIMES.... It's just mathematics.

Sure dude, keep em. I'm not into sexing but why not. Even if you're with her for 50 years, she'll get a kick out of em then.

I could've lost my virginity with no money exchanged five years ago. But I would've been ashamed of it. I could lose it literally right now, but I'd be ashamed of it. Sex for the sake of sex is not worth it, especially when you have an infinite amount of pornography at your disposal.

Hai, I'm not here to make fun of you. I'm the guy who asked this question:

As someone who loves porn himself, and has someone who's also had lots of sex, sex is way better when you learn how to do it properly. It isn't vanilla if you have a good imagination, and think back to certain porn scenes in your head when cumming. Just a pro tip.

Oh you misunderstood, I was hoping you had some. Mine were destroyed because I usually broke into phones to get them. Now that I have time I'm trying to amass a new collection

The word perversion is rooted in religion and a high moral cause. This of course is a children's fantasy. Perv all you want.

>You don't become the physical human manifestation of a huge gigantic Japanese anime monster pervert overnight, kiddo.

its funny because you keep saying this. youre not an anime monster

youre a fat faggot saving videos of porn. and for some reason you think its cool which says a lot about you

im assuming this is the best thing you have going for you in life?

>and for some reason you think its cool which says a lot about you

Some people collect stamps, others collect porn. I'd rather check out the latter guy's collection.

No shit. Any video worth its salt is going to be nearly a gig unless it's some shitty rip of an amateur vid. 24 gigs of porn isn't shocking. Yeah, it's terabytes, it's a lot of fucking porn. That wasn't my point. My point is Mr. IT professional over here thinks I'm going to be impressed by him buying a few hundred dollars of hard drives of amazon for his nudes

Sure yeah.

I have a triple ribbed fleslight with three vibrating bullets in it. I hook up two infrared lightouses to create a total VR environment within my HTV vive where a 10/10 teenager named Alex Grey with a completely perfect body who is 100% beautiful grinds my dick till I literally black out. It's so perfect I droll from my mouth. Not to discount real girls at all, I totally get it and congratulations. But my "girl" will only get better as time goes on. Yours will only get old. That is the fact. So we will agree to disagree and bid each other farewell.

Is this some new kind of cringe thread?

some fuck said it takes 10,000 hours to master a skill, maybe some day you could master being a pornographic digital librarian or some shit

>has just about every kind of pornography imaginable

BS. Post a genuine rape vid to prove it.

Because you have no bills loving in your parents basement

Jesús Christ, I thought I was a porn hound...

That is fascinating to me because I live in an incredibly religious part of America and yet I invest way more of my time into sex than the average christian here does into god. Therefore sex = god. Lets all freaky deaky bone.

any furry porn or nah ?

No, I'm a physical human manifestation of Japanese porn. If you would like to test this theory, please put your wife or mother in front of me. I dont care about age. Lets do it. I wanna tongue her cervix. I'm game dude.

kek

Oh honey, you wanna start breaking down video sizes with me?? Right so any video is worth at least a gig, meaning 24 tb is 24 thousand vids on average because some are older. Most vids are about 3 gigs these days, btw. And 24 tbs of harddrives cost about $3,000 when I bought them. Plus all the back up drives, $6,000. There you go, there's your number. That's 24 TB of space backed up to external drives. About $6k in 2016.

What's the most fucked up genre you have?

no no, youre a physical manifestation of a fat neckbeard
you think that saying you save porn or want to tongue a cervix makes you edgy or something. you just sound like a fat faggot
there isnt 1 person in this thread who thinks otherwise. let that sink in

This is a Sadme.me

This guy 100% gets it. You save like 500-3000 a month living in your parents basement. You invest that shit, you make fucking bank. He 100% gets it.

Fuck off you fucking disgusting weirdo freak.

That question has already been answered.

Yeah, sure. I 100% agree. However I guarantee that given enough time your girlfriend would side with me over you. That sounds like revenge of the nerds wish fulfillment, but it's true.

Because I'm actually really good at listening to people, I love conversation, I get off on seeing orgasms and I'm a total pervert.

ABDL?

Adult baby diaper lover?

NO ONE CARES TAKE YOUR SELF HATE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF

fuck your life sounds pathetic....I know it just comes off as plain rude but dude that is pathetic. How have you not killed yourself?

Thats not rude. In fact, as an investor I would bet all my money that you're younger than I am. I know this because you're clearly not old enough to understand my life.

Not old enough to understand standing behind your family.

Not old enough to comprehend sacrificing parts of your life to bet on the future of your families offspring.

Yeah, I'd be willing to bet on your juvenile nature. And so far my bets are paying off at a way above 10%+ per year, which is above good.

tldr: that's nice, kiddo, I'm making money off of your doubts.

>create a total VR environment within my HTV vive

I call bullshit. I own a HTC Vive and there's no good porn simulators. What's the file called? Where can I download that?

Damn it dude. I thought you were for real. You posted that expecting nobody else to own a vive, didn't you?

Well?

I agree, there are no good "porn simulators." My post is clearly referring to normal Occulus level 180 degree porno's.

But since you've challenged me to a room scale pornography. I would directly you to meakrob47's unity based fully HTC Viv environment porn. It's alpha level, but I'm a patreon supporter of his work. patreon.com/Meakrob47

I'm the real deal, kiddo. I seek pornography like a blood hound. I gave Breeding Season probably $500 because I wanted the concept to come true. I am the Japanese pervert monster. Give me a fetish and I will pump money at it through my tentacles.

Go on, you called me out on my shit. Download the Meakrob demo exe file, force your way through it's alpha level controls and come back to tell us what you think of me and my addiction to porn. Come back and tell us someone has a better HTC Vive roomscale porn. Go ahead.

Looks fucking shit, but I'll give it a go. I don't know how the fuck this combined with a fleshlight compares to a real woman, but okay...

I literally just told you it's pre-alpha level and also that i"m shitfaced.

That is the best room scale VR porn on the planet earth that I have seen.

If you have better please god give it to me, but I guarantee you do not.

You questioned me, I won. I am the Japanese hentai tentacle monster. Fuck off.

And? I asked for a porn simulator that was worthy enough to replace human woman. It's my fault you gave me that shit?

got any porn bro?

Not one person thought that you had a 24 gig hard drive you poncy git.

Are some sort of higher being???
If I were you, I'd visit all day on Saturday's granted porn wishes to weary Sup Forums travelers.
Call yourself,
The Porn Wizard

I'm aware. I'm telling you I have 24 TB of storage. That's the remarkable part. Technically I have 48 TB of storage including backups.

I used to do that. If you're old enough you remember me visiting Sup Forums. But most of my threads get pruned now because Sup Forums is all about teenagers and their makeup tutorial shit now.

Fuck off fagott, this guy's going to grant my porn wishes!
Op! I must have skinny, brown hair, shaved, Italian, small tits, nice ass, creampie!!!
Please help.

make a torrent of it all and post it on /t/, you'll be worshipped as a god
or make a porn website and dont be a fag by putting it behind a paywall or covering it with popup/virus-infested ads

Only 24? Niggah, my home server has 30tb of storage with 2 drive parity.

Noice Porn Wizard, I think we can all learn from you. (Also, see my post asking for the Italian)

You're doing gods work OP. My question: Do you have a wife or girlfriend? It would be nice to share you perverted hobby with someone else.

My bad I did not read the thread. Good read though thanks OP.

>4000 hours

It would take you less time than this to get so good at pickup artistry you could seduce attractive women and get them to do just about anything you want.

Are you me?

Oh mighty Porn Wizard! Please Grant my my one 12:45AM porn wish!

A skinny, brown hair, shaved, Italian, small tits, nice ass, creampie would be nice.
Thank you for you're consideration.

How did you manage to organize so much content?

This

With that amount of pornography why haven't you made your own pornsite?
(shits no value tho unless it's CP) -t. ped0

If you setup your system around those categories I guarantee it would work.

It will not physically work for me because there are basically only two girls with the tag "Italian" in my system: Valentina Nappi and Natalia Rossi. Neither of which I'd call "skinny" or (technically) "brunettes". Valentina is hourglass shaped and Natalia is pretty board shaped (but very sexy).

The other problem is I do not find brunettes sexy. So all of my tags are centered around blondes and the occasional raven girl (tan with dark dark hair, like Raven Riley.)

I never pretended to have the universal solution to fapping. I just know that my system caters to me better than anyone else's.

>I'm the physical human manifestation of a huge gigantic Japanese anime monster pervert.
do you have cp stored in your collection? I doubt you have so you don't deserve that title at all!

Awesome man. Puts my stuff to shame. 4 questions:

How long have you been collecting?
Is the collection varied or just HD bangbros site rips?
What are you using to tag, organize and de-dupe?
Do you have an end goal or purpose in mind for it?

My collection isn't as big but I've collected since the 90s. I'd love to get everything tagged and organized and rated.

If that's true, I'm impressed. There are almost no 15TB HDDs on the market. Still, you'll need about 3-4 of them to fufill my needs and another 4-5 to back them up.

I've considered hiring a whore to watch porn and fuck with me. I've never met a girl this interested in porn as I am, no.

.I've spent literally thousands on camgirls. If I wanted to buy a whore I would. I do not. Whores do not interest me. They're too easy.

Break it down by catagory. Then us OS files/folders to break down the niches. Create windows saves/tags for sub categories.

The torrent would be about 20TB in size. And even if that were reasonable, I would not do it. I firmly believe in supporting the creators of these works.

Thank you for the gift of knowledge, Porn Wizard. Also, these names, and those doubles.

I have never heard of this "cp" and never will I dont know what you're talking about, it sounds disgusting, absurd and illegal.


I've been collecting since I learned the internet had porn, so about 2000. The collection is varied, but it's been leaning towards site rips since I decided that piracy was totally unfair to the developers of most porn. I pay for all of my porn now.

I use windows explorer to tag my normal porn. My hentai is tagged within iphoto. My goal is to have every piece of artwork and video tagged.

That's a complicated question, but basically I want to be able to find any porn I want based on any search term I can think of.

Got tribal girls? It's my fetish

0.5GB cporn > 24TB porn

After looking that term up,

That sounds disgusting. Any human being who keeps any quantity of that even like 212 gigs pf it should literally kill themselve. That makes me want to puke. Fuck off you monster.