Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun

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Still here

I want none of that.
Hey now, i didn't say YOUR ex waifu's. Just SOMEONE'S. :^)

Cheeki lil shits tonight

It's even funnier. I do need to shoo now but I'll request your company on sticker emulator for a bit.

Is this good enough?

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Nice

And that would be?
I could still beat you because you don't know what you are doing.

Juvia
> You are a dummy! You stupid sexy dummy!
> That's what i meant, you forgot the pervert in there~
But it's strange, i've toned it down lately but it seems like you let me do it more often back when i was being even more of a pervert...
Please?
I get that, she has a really hit or miss personality.

YouKnow
Oh i will, imma take all that good stuff~

Haha. Perfect.
nothing. Nothing at all.

Oi save some for the cook!

Cmon, they aren't that bad :^)
nuu

NIGGA AND
T I D D I E S

The guide taught me the magic of COMBINED
OPS

With that, I'm sure I can wipe your army out :^)

My e-bride blocked me

Yuno
gimme dat fajita

boobs

Those are realistic boobs.

Save some for me!

Mine mysteriously disappeared

Are you sure it wasn't capture4?
If you say so.
When do you want to get raped?

Still here

-claims Ika, where ever she is and hopes she comes home soon.-

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Hello Everyone
>juvia claimed
Lewd~
>i am not you stupid pervert! I hate you so much!
>w-whatever. Stupid
S-so? W-what are you saying?

Nope
Are you worried because you have so many ex waifus that if we were picking one at random it'd probably be yours? :^)

erp rape me daddy uwu
When I finally get good and sober

sometimes, I hate you

You had an ebride?

Nice melon
Mai chan

Kona chan

naw nigga, you can make more, gimme dat shit

Nice...erm...squares. o///o

Fuck it, I'd grill more, grilling is fun

Nah you love me. And like 20 waifus.

Finally back and I'm on PC, so n00t pls don't ban ;-;

(Hanako)
It's way sweeter with milk, but it's a nice combo with some white cheese, salt and a fresh and crunchy roll, definitely worth a shot~

Yeah its this cute girl that loves me only for my kittens

Completely sure?
UwU
So never?

How are you doing tonight?
Have you been ok? We haven't talked in a while

Is that ok with you?

>And like 20 waifus

-squeaks and notices he forgot his name! Is doing sad and misses his friend but brings you muffins and tea-

You're making me cry drunkenly
owo
Yes, because I'm the one who'll do the raping :^)

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As ok as I usually am, Do you still stream movies?

never done any grilling so i wouldnt know

so why are you so busy?

> Dub trips
Ah don't worry, i'll throw a hotdog on there for you~

> You are too you stupid sexy dummy! W-well fine then, it's not like i care...
That maybe i need to go back to being more of a pervert again.

Ahh i keep forgetting to get the cheese while i'm at the store too... Ah so you use a hard roll?
Hmmmmmm alright if you say so~
H-hey now, you wouldn't actually be thinking of shipping me the cheapest possible way right? It could take weeks!~
Haha yeah they sure are~
See i knew something was wrong~ ;p
I've never heard of that though, but i'm sure i can manage it~

Not hard, just control the temperature so you don't dry the meat out

Banned.
I'll only believe it when I see it.

I.. don't like hotdogs actually..

I don't believe you in the slightest.
Unless you're crying because you miss your old waifus.

My wifi has been really shit lately, It's really hard to do anything even outside of rabbit. We use watch2gether a lot lately but cant watch much on it

I'm glad you're doing ok
I like your name, but I can't put my finger on why exactly

I hope they come back ;-; -takes muffins and tea-

VwV
One day, I'll get good
One day

I miss the days where you actually were nice ;-;
I don't even remember that, were you bullying since the very beginning?

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:3

- Is like konata but with more piano-

You should. It's a decent show.
>dubs
>I am not! I hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you
Ye- i-i mean n-no

Uh... Yeah probably. I don't recall ever not bullying you.

A little more than a year of bullying
It's as if we were best friends :^)

good, hotdogs are disgusting

you're disgusting -_-
:o

-wants to hear your piano-

youtube.com/watch?v=ja7v4JTsLVw

Yup, something like that :^)

Really? Not even the good beef ones?
Hmmm alright then i might be generous and throw a piece of chicken on there instead~

> Are too! Stupid sexy beautiful cute seductive gorgeous pretty adorable dummy!
Hmmmm, i may need to think on this...

A small tale I have about hotdogs
>3rd grade, special class for learning disability kids, the teacher celebrated her birthday there with pizza and hotdog
>I wanted pizza but for some fucking reason the teaching lady didnt let me and said I must eat a hotdog
>Fair enough I guess, I thought to myself
>Teaching lady is a niggress
>Took first bite and hated it
>Told her I hate it
>Said I cant have pizza til I finish it
>Kept gagging cause of the awful taste
>Warned her if this continued Ima throw up
>ignores my heed
>Vomits in class
>Nearby teachers rush in
>Play a helpess victim and said she forced fed it to me
>Instantly fired
>Ate pizza and got to go home early where folks really went ham on her

That bitch she suck on my cock
bust on that bitch like a glock
It might just be for the rock
i still aint gone nut in a sock
me and yo girl in the sheets
fill that bitch up with my skeet
Cum on her tits till she reek
might evene lick on her feet
motherfuckers think imma joke
all of them fags got a chode
mad cause i really get throwed
makin these pussys explode
Aint got the time to reload
gunshots look just like a strobe
Send my regards to ya folks
Cause i turn yo ass to a ghost

Beef ones? You mean tacos..?

Also see my tale above

>i am not! You stupid pervert i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you!
No you don't! There's nothing to think about!

you were in special ed?

Something like that, I have a learning disability but I was not in class with helmet retards

Heyaaaa

>teacher is a niggress
those poor kids, they wanted to learn but the school wouldnt let them

hey rikka

Whats good my little blood sucker?

>not claiming this

Rikka.

Tomo.

I liked your first pic.

Next week: two major math tests, two history tests, I need to hand out 3 major projects on my JavaScript class, I'm falling back in classes so I need to work extra hard to keep up with my daily parts of current projects, I need to make a full text translation from present to past time on my Deutsch class, I have two next major projects on the week after and I think I have an english test next week, too.
So yeah.
>relaxing weekend my fucking ass
Well, if you keep forgetting you won't even know what you're missing out on~ And... I guess so? Google translate tells me that it's just a roll. Or a loaf. But strangely, "loaf" translates to "head" too, so I don't think I can trust it anymore~
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But sweetie, don't worry! I'll give you some water and a banana for the ride before I duck-tape the box and send it through some suspicious-looking chineese airlines~
Well, you're the stucco expert after all, you surley know all about different types of..... Wall-making things. That's your countrys' specialty after all~ ;P
Of course you would, you're so smart and experienced after all~
Well, maybe I'll watch it alongside Fairy Tail this vacation. Provided I'll have some time, that is. Thanks for the recommendation~

No silly, beef hot dogs.
I did and i keked~
> S-shush you, o-or else i might have to come over there and shush you myself! W-with my m-mouth!
>
Actually, you're right, i already know what my decision~

Cute panty shot~

I hope to god this is real because that was touching.

>being this racist
Fuck off, alt right retard

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If you like tons of fan service you'll like DxD
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>n-no stay away from me you perv... i hate you i hate you i hate you!
No you don't understand!

Wew master~

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Ahoy there!
>Dat slight pantsu

Yup, we didn't do shit in that class but dick around

The fuck is a beef hot dog..?

Yup, it's legit, I have more whacky tales of my elementary days

How are you?

oh yknow, stuff, watchu doin

damn how many classes are you taking?

I like that pic~

W..it was an accident I swear

Scired top score on Helicopter on Guitar Hero at work and put your name

qt
Thats good

Please tell me you played Beast and the Harlot
Aww

Just got home from work and I got one more day left at the arcade
How was your day qt?

youtube.com/watch?v=BnC-cpUCdns
Goodnight thread.

I know right, i need to write it down on my damn arm or something~ Ahh good ol google translate~ Ah i'll figure it out one way or another~
Oh, well if you do that then i'll totally be fine~ Chinese airline huh, oh boy now there's a good chance i'll either be lost or end up in some gangs possession~
Oh yes, as long as it's stucco i will easily find my way~ Ohohoho not yet, but soon we'll be known throughout the world for our amazing wall making skills~ ;p
Of course, as i easily master any skill that i try in no time~

God nut

Sadly that isnt on the arcade version :(

Tired :/ have to wake up early for work tomorrow so I'm heading to bed.
Last Rin before I go

Goddamnit..
I regret throwing away my guitar hero 2 guitar...

I may have had you confused for someone else :x

Goodnight still, cutie

T-too late, i'm coming over there!
> Kiss
Oh i think i understand just fine~


Well look who it is~

....You've never heard of a beef hot dog?
It's a hot dog made of beef, instead of chicken and pork.

Sure it was~

I played a lot of tanks some drama happened there and ive been playing some for honor. How was yours?

I have not.. the time in class was the only time I've ever eaten a hot dog and it will be the last

Hello master ~
How can I please you~?