You wake up in bed next to him. What do you do?

You wake up in bed next to him. What do you do?

Go defeat David Tennant

>look left
>oh hi agent locke

Hope Iron Fist is busy making breakfast so we can squeeze in a quickie.

>they didn't get black dynamite

missed opportunity

Ask myself when Morris Chestnut got ugly

get comfy and a beaming smile

Tell him my wife sleeps in the other room

Ask where Idris Elba went.

Hide the Silverware, call Based George Zimmerman for nigger control

Grab that BBC and shove it up my ass. I'm not even gay but I want to see what the craze is about with BBC that women are willing to be single mothers and risk AIDS just to get fucked by it.

>calling in a guy whose only superpower is guns
>against a guy with bulletproof skin

Easy throw that dude in a pool mofuggin niggas cant swim yo ayyyy

Probably have breakfast with him and chill.

Fucking grab my nightstand pistol and fill the sonofabitch full of lead.

...

Have a poorly edited fight scene where I punch someone then it cuts to them obviously being on a tether and pulled into a ridiculously tall pile of boxes.

Then watch Kilgrave escape again in the most convoluted way possible.

This

Shoot him because there's a giant black guy in my house without permission and I live in a state with good self defense laws.

Cuddle.

Start succin like the void of space

What is this shit?

I ordered Idris Elba!

Hope he marries me and we make mulatto superhero babies.

That's the most Cosby-looking Luke i've ever seen

Make fun of his TBB

lol

Talk to him about the Jews

wtf is TBB?

Do you think he would cosplay as benjamin sisko for me?

Tiny Black Balls.