>Be Australian
>Ruin the only thing worth seeing in your shitty country
LMAO
>Be Australian
>Ruin the only thing worth seeing in your shitty country
LMAO
>Be English
>Have nothing worth seeing in your shitty country.
Literally your fault.
can't argue with that
The coral reefs aren't dying
and I helped!
>And it's not even on Australian land either
shitting on a coral reefs don't kill it.
Wtf I'm not Indian. Please delete this
>Be literally who?
>... ?
>be brit
>ruin other country's worth 100 years attraction
...
>£130b for english tourism
>£6b for nz tourism
lmao pathetic.
>£130b for London tourism
>£0b for English tourism
They also have a rock, a terrific rock, the best rock, much better than the one in Gibraltar.
Ruined how, what happened?
BTFO
>london's barely 20% of that total
lmao
Were the fuck does the other 80% come from then? Genuinely curious.
Spread out over the country, duh.
BLEACH'D
Well it's true
...
Stonehenge and Dover
The south is full of great places to visit
Bath is one of the prettiest cities in the entire world
>"Sit down and shut up you big bald fuck!"
>"Now, I don't like leaving my country for anything except warm sandy beaches and cocktails with little straw hats in them..."
>"Well we've got sandy beaches..."
>"So who the fuck wants to see them?"
>New Zealand coming to Australia's defence
Like poetry
The only thing Australian worth seeing are shitposts.
Hmmmmm?
reefs are memes
Blacked.com
Bleachster?
Top kek Australians are destroying all their beauty and all that's left in their country is
A FUCKING ROCK
I've always wanted to visit the Kimberley region for some reason. Perhaps it the remoteness and red stones.
Probably I will be killed by an Abo or a snake chilling next to a rock
It's the only good thing in Queensland, there are other attractions and wonders In Vic, Tas and NSW
So this....is the power of the Australian tourist industry....woah
"""twelve""" apostles
nah it's a nice area
snakes aren't going to attack you unless you really scare them
>Tas
I don't think foreigners care about convict shit
>tfw there's countries getting 28924 billion dollars in tourism
>we're happy to make 5
I wish we had mountains with snow or some shit, guess we'll have to conquer Argentina
sheed
A
FUCKING
ROCK
looks fucking massive how did it even get there
remains of emu civilization