Queens guards edition
/brit/
We're actually 4% muzzie
what the fuck is a jf i dont care if im a newfag on brit
Allah save the queen
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I read every JF post, Yanks* and Brits tend to all blend in together so I skim over them.
*yes I know Yanks are JFs
Do you retards actually believe this look at the fucking statistic. We have 5% Muzzy Pop and your less than 55% white and had a nigger president now a neo con who sucks jewish cock. You fell from greatness now the only thing you have is a military that struggles in Wars against third world countries because your training takes like 2 fucking days
Even if you take away the British Antarctic claims the British empire was still bigger by a fair bit
Why is Peru so fucking gay?
babestation
can we stop talking about military
it actually wasn't
so some quick wikipedia research
it was slightly smaller
And what does 'Great' Britain have?
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hello, is this the thread for discussing british culture?
what do you want to talk about
bums
In Context of what.
85% White
Dont lose wars against third world countries
An Actual question is why Canada is so shit, has no military is a shitty weed smoking country with no history?
What does Canada actually have to offer aside from being shit
>british """""""""""culture"""""""""""
Being a good wealthy country that's comfy to live and helps its citizens
hate them lad
always ask for 40p
40 fucking p
you know why? so you amble in your pockets and bring out loads of pound coins and that, then the sit there expecting you to be like ah fuck it just have a quid m8
they can fuck off if u ask me
real latex hours
>yankcuckistan
americans at it again?
en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
British Empire 35.5 million km2
Mongol Empire 24.0 million km2
Doling out welfare to somalis isn't helping your citizens you dumb benefit scrounger.
And Pretty much every western country is wealthy.
Anything else or is that just it for your shithole
johnny foreigner
>hold onto a bunch of land for barely 100 years
>claim it has always been yours
Noticed there's a lot of homeless people in Sheffield
Don't like them, annoying as fuck and make the place look a mess
hello
regretting voting to leave the eu lads. especially when things are uncertain with Russia. would feel a lot safer with poland, bulgaria and hungary by our side.
Idk mate, you obviously know more about how shit it is here than I do, frankly I've never seen anything to make me think this is a bad place
Meanwhile the U.K. Was absolutely dire when I went, like comically shit, would never live there.
Hmm yes because the mongol empire was known for holding it's land and itself together for hundreds of years wasn't it
ahhh yes, the ol' 'my country is better than your country' shtick
Kind of funny how Brits think that their former Empire is going to crawl back to them after Brexit
in the mood for some cheese in both senses of the word
>being this mad we cucked you for 200 years
Why are we the foreigners when you speak our language?
WW1 was a mistake
It's funny you say that because you obviously know more about how shit it is here than I do, frankly I've never seen anything to make me think this is a bad place
Meanwhile Canada Was absolutely dire when I went, like comically shit, would never live there.
Ah yes I forgot Mummy May kicked out all the Somalians and ended benefits
can somebody post a pic of antifa that looks intimidating
real pathetic, isn't it? I almost pity them in a way. It's like picking on a retard.
good lad
German unification was a mistake
>the legendary british """banter"""
here you go mate
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here lad he's asking for a picture of you
america was a mistake
oh well at least we cuck them like the krauts
also kill all leafs
another day in paradise for us hey lad hahahahaha
*sips while listening to runts squabble*
Oh.. cool
*Walks away and talks to someone else*
what does a runt look like? A rat, perhaps?
You're the one so twisted up about Canada over silly memes
Canada is a better country and a fantastic place to live honestly.
You can complain about Trudeau and the wogs here all you like in your little semi-detached hovel in some dreary post-industrial shithole as if any of this political wank matters.
anyone want a country toad done?
>oh well at least we cuck them like the krauts
oh the ironing
The leafs are being ruder than the Aussies ever were
America will turn you into a mistake if you keep talking shit.
i imagine a small and frail character with very thin wrists, a receding chin and patchy beard
Oh.. cool
*Appears offline*
do USA, it'd fit perfectly.
You're only saying that because the polite canadian stereotype as subverted your expectations
>covered face
>glasses
peeing my pants
Yanks can't win any wars ha ha
you can tell that dog wants to fuck her
and that she wants to fuck the dog
do not provoke us
That's only a stereotype because Americans are so boorish that basic civility and not swearing constantly is seen as super polite
need a gullible yank daughter
God Save the Queen and Princess Anne of Scotland
their sudden hostility surprises me more than the aussies' constant belligerence
doing the stars would be tricky
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if i dont get a gf by the time im 80 ill give in and get a hooker
are there any hot prostitutes
hope Trudeau has fun while he still can, he's going to lose the next election badly I imagine
Depends how Ontario elections go
Who will he lose to? Nobody wants the corrupt Conservatives back in power especially now with Trump making right wingers look retarded and the NDP are a joke.
*picks up the /brit/ barbell and does some hang cleans*
Fuck off talking about leaf shite
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go to bed
*curls it*
haha mirin?
oh hey lets go to timmies eh?
then we'll go to this new sushi place that opened up
I hear the chefs are from the japanese city of "canton" eh?
oh hold on now buddy let me get my snow boots and plaid fleece on
why are lower middle class people so obsessed with the minutiae of the royal family's private lives?
The new Louis CK is pretty good. The retarded Sup Forums meme about him doesn't really apply at all
leafs don't even have a culture
their entire culture is about three gimmicks
post your tinder lads
because they are mindless drones with nothing better to occupy their attention?
britain is literally grim: the country
seriously don't understand why you all arent leaving in droves let the pakis takeover the small cold rainy post-industrial shithole that is britain
are you making a broad assumption based off one post
literally everyone is stupid except me
What exactly is British culture in the current year? You're nothing but proto Yanks.
hey what about me
*inhales deeply*
FFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNTTTTTT
>no friends the tinder profile
lad is probably as autistic as it gets
i really feel like i just figured out a revolutionary new way to post
think of all of the iterations of this. its a lot easier to show off your personality including the content of the post in with the picture. you can change the text and font of your post more easily to add a bit of flair to your post
giving more power to the image on the imageboard
this will be my last reply box based post
nowhere will take us, you're right though
New gimmick: place your capcha at the end of your post farmacia calle
and where would we go
youtube.com
ekki fokking switcha
Ah yes, another yank whose only knowledge about other countries comes from Fox News and Sup Forums
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