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Queens guards edition

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We're actually 4% muzzie

what the fuck is a jf i dont care if im a newfag on brit

Allah save the queen

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I read every JF post, Yanks* and Brits tend to all blend in together so I skim over them.

*yes I know Yanks are JFs

Do you retards actually believe this look at the fucking statistic. We have 5% Muzzy Pop and your less than 55% white and had a nigger president now a neo con who sucks jewish cock. You fell from greatness now the only thing you have is a military that struggles in Wars against third world countries because your training takes like 2 fucking days

Even if you take away the British Antarctic claims the British empire was still bigger by a fair bit

Why is Peru so fucking gay?

babestation

can we stop talking about military

it actually wasn't
so some quick wikipedia research
it was slightly smaller

And what does 'Great' Britain have?

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hello, is this the thread for discussing british culture?

what do you want to talk about

bums

In Context of what.

85% White

Dont lose wars against third world countries


An Actual question is why Canada is so shit, has no military is a shitty weed smoking country with no history?

What does Canada actually have to offer aside from being shit

>british """""""""""culture"""""""""""

Being a good wealthy country that's comfy to live and helps its citizens

hate them lad

always ask for 40p

40 fucking p
you know why? so you amble in your pockets and bring out loads of pound coins and that, then the sit there expecting you to be like ah fuck it just have a quid m8

they can fuck off if u ask me

real latex hours

>yankcuckistan

americans at it again?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Antarctic_Territory 1,709,400 km2

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_empires

British Empire 35.5 million km2
Mongol Empire 24.0 million km2

Doling out welfare to somalis isn't helping your citizens you dumb benefit scrounger.

And Pretty much every western country is wealthy.

Anything else or is that just it for your shithole

johnny foreigner

>hold onto a bunch of land for barely 100 years
>claim it has always been yours

Noticed there's a lot of homeless people in Sheffield

Don't like them, annoying as fuck and make the place look a mess

hello

regretting voting to leave the eu lads. especially when things are uncertain with Russia. would feel a lot safer with poland, bulgaria and hungary by our side.

Idk mate, you obviously know more about how shit it is here than I do, frankly I've never seen anything to make me think this is a bad place
Meanwhile the U.K. Was absolutely dire when I went, like comically shit, would never live there.

Hmm yes because the mongol empire was known for holding it's land and itself together for hundreds of years wasn't it

ahhh yes, the ol' 'my country is better than your country' shtick

Kind of funny how Brits think that their former Empire is going to crawl back to them after Brexit

in the mood for some cheese in both senses of the word

>being this mad we cucked you for 200 years

Why are we the foreigners when you speak our language?

WW1 was a mistake

It's funny you say that because you obviously know more about how shit it is here than I do, frankly I've never seen anything to make me think this is a bad place
Meanwhile Canada Was absolutely dire when I went, like comically shit, would never live there.

Ah yes I forgot Mummy May kicked out all the Somalians and ended benefits

can somebody post a pic of antifa that looks intimidating

real pathetic, isn't it? I almost pity them in a way. It's like picking on a retard.

good lad

German unification was a mistake

>the legendary british """banter"""

here you go mate

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here lad he's asking for a picture of you

america was a mistake


oh well at least we cuck them like the krauts


also kill all leafs

another day in paradise for us hey lad hahahahaha

*sips while listening to runts squabble*

Oh.. cool

*Walks away and talks to someone else*

what does a runt look like? A rat, perhaps?

You're the one so twisted up about Canada over silly memes
Canada is a better country and a fantastic place to live honestly.
You can complain about Trudeau and the wogs here all you like in your little semi-detached hovel in some dreary post-industrial shithole as if any of this political wank matters.

anyone want a country toad done?

>oh well at least we cuck them like the krauts

oh the ironing

The leafs are being ruder than the Aussies ever were

America will turn you into a mistake if you keep talking shit.

i imagine a small and frail character with very thin wrists, a receding chin and patchy beard

Oh.. cool

*Appears offline*

do USA, it'd fit perfectly.

You're only saying that because the polite canadian stereotype as subverted your expectations

>covered face
>glasses
peeing my pants

Yanks can't win any wars ha ha

you can tell that dog wants to fuck her

and that she wants to fuck the dog

do not provoke us

That's only a stereotype because Americans are so boorish that basic civility and not swearing constantly is seen as super polite

youtu.be/_-lFAduYgXs

need a gullible yank daughter

God Save the Queen and Princess Anne of Scotland

their sudden hostility surprises me more than the aussies' constant belligerence

doing the stars would be tricky

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if i dont get a gf by the time im 80 ill give in and get a hooker


are there any hot prostitutes

hope Trudeau has fun while he still can, he's going to lose the next election badly I imagine
Depends how Ontario elections go

Who will he lose to? Nobody wants the corrupt Conservatives back in power especially now with Trump making right wingers look retarded and the NDP are a joke.

*picks up the /brit/ barbell and does some hang cleans*

Fuck off talking about leaf shite

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go to bed

*curls it*

haha mirin?

oh hey lets go to timmies eh?
then we'll go to this new sushi place that opened up
I hear the chefs are from the japanese city of "canton" eh?
oh hold on now buddy let me get my snow boots and plaid fleece on

why are lower middle class people so obsessed with the minutiae of the royal family's private lives?

The new Louis CK is pretty good. The retarded Sup Forums meme about him doesn't really apply at all

leafs don't even have a culture

their entire culture is about three gimmicks

post your tinder lads

because they are mindless drones with nothing better to occupy their attention?

britain is literally grim: the country

seriously don't understand why you all arent leaving in droves let the pakis takeover the small cold rainy post-industrial shithole that is britain

are you making a broad assumption based off one post

literally everyone is stupid except me

What exactly is British culture in the current year? You're nothing but proto Yanks.

hey what about me

*inhales deeply*

FFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNTTTTTT

>no friends the tinder profile

lad is probably as autistic as it gets

i really feel like i just figured out a revolutionary new way to post


think of all of the iterations of this. its a lot easier to show off your personality including the content of the post in with the picture. you can change the text and font of your post more easily to add a bit of flair to your post

giving more power to the image on the imageboard

this will be my last reply box based post

nowhere will take us, you're right though

New gimmick: place your capcha at the end of your post farmacia calle

and where would we go

youtube.com/watch?v=X26pYeXq4e0
ekki fokking switcha

Ah yes, another yank whose only knowledge about other countries comes from Fox News and Sup Forums

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