What an awful life

what an awful life

I don't know about you, but I'd hate to be gay.

How many beards in this picture?

roasties are genetically programmed to become chad's cumsock while they are ovulating, they can't help it

I pity him, poor guy.

he must be dead inside m8

dude has everything, even banging 10/10 every day can get old

It sure beats my life. Being unemployed, riding public transportation, and jacking off into tissues to bad quality XVideos.

He gets paid thousands of dollars to hang out with these chicks too.

Lucky bastard.

Considering he has to pay them, kind of

wheres the diversity?

Looks like 6 to me, 7 if you count the one on his face.

maybe he likes 12 year olds but must pretend to fuck used goods

>no bros around him at all
it unironically is an awful life

>ywn be Leo

Gay men don't have bros.

agencies actually pay him to appear in public with their models, makes the girls immediately more sought after
so yeah, it must be awful knowing that you can't win harder at life and you still have like 40 years to live

You're me, except I have to find videos that work on my XP RealOne Player

How can the man take it, right? I would put a gun in my mouth immediately.

he has no friends in any of his pictures

You can spot at least one other dude in the other photos. That's his leg in the right. Odds are he's just another cumrag and not a bro, though.

Almost right. HIS agent forces him to appear with hot models because if it were to be revealed that he is gay it would lose him millions. Hollywood in 2016 is as sad as ever.

Is being "alpha" worth it?

He's like a philosopher lecturing to his bitches.

It's got to get lonely

I see this gif all the time but I've never learned where it was from

Do you know?

what else is?

are fucking kidding me?

if he came out gay that would fit the whole sjw propaganda today and he would become some fag gandhi

people eat that shit up easily

Problem Child 2

Boku no Spiderman 3

ITT:
>the guy has everything I dream in life
>he must be dead inside, r... right guys?
>400+ replies guaranteed

how does being 12 feel?

>implying he actually fucks any of them and they dont just hang around because they buy him thing

That literally makes no sense. if you were gay you wouldn't be interested in the women, that's kind of the biggest thing about being gay.

>I work in a certain way so everyone must be like that as well
you're a literal child whose whole world view circles around himself

Thanks

So I'm 12 because I DIDN'T watch fucking spiderman?
Logics and stuff

>not understanding this thread
Get out you mental midget

>this motherfucker got bored fucking 10/10s
The absolutest maddest man

Hahaha, no.

Sup Forums likes to believe Hollywood is being serious and not just keeping up appearances when they act SJW, but the fact is they know that they'll lose money if they put their words into action. All they need to do throw in some token black into the Oscars and they can keep their all-white casts and straight characters.