Which historical event would you like Mel Gibson to direct a movie about?

Which historical event would you like Mel Gibson to direct a movie about?

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the life of diogenes

The Emu War

The Holocaust.

Anything about the Late Roman Imperial period or the Byzantines.

Green light that shit, Jews.

He looks almost exactly like my dad in this photo, only difference is my dad isn't going bald. I really wish everyone would stop posting it cuz it freaks me out.

>Make a religious porn movie that only rednecks and white trash like
>Get drunk and when a cop pulls you over you express your love for sand niggers
>Beg your Jewish overlords for forgiveness and apologize multiple times, but they show no mercy and kill your career
>Become an even bigger alcoholic in your depression
>Your wife cucks you for a nigger
>You get caught on tape crying about how upset you are that your wife is cucking you for a nigger
>Now trying to appease his masters by making an anti-war movie glamorizing a soldier who refused to kill the enemy, starring a Jewish actor

Is there a bigger cuck in Hollywood than Mel Gibson?

>historical event

The Shoa.

That time he got drunk and went off on one about the jews and called a cop "sugar tits"

Dude is a fucking loser for sure. No wonder beta losers on Sup Forums lick his nuts like he's a god.

Fuck you you lucky fucker.

The Siege of Masada or something set during the American Civil War.

>>Make a religious porn movie that only rednecks and white trash like

Found the pleb.

Gibson is the great, white hope.

found the redneck

golden era of hollywood

russian attack on finland, which was flaying the russians alive, eating them, and masquerading their skins throughout the woods for the next wave

WWII:what REALLY happened edition

the historical rebirth of superman

Shoo mongol, nobody cares about your country.

"Life and death of SS-Hauptsturmführer Michael Wittmann"

im czech you dildo
the country that birth the most baddest motherfucking viking in cinema

>tfw no horror movie about a group of russian deserters trying to flee finnish cannibals

didn't even know i wanted this until now.

the finnish higherups actually had to issue an anti-cannibalistic unit to keep an eye on the platoon as they got more and more infamous

Found the newfag

>redneck

Could you be more reddit?

>czech
>white
pick none

lol
czech have the most white whores per capita

Fellow reddit what are you doing here?

Rhodesian Bush War

Mel is the only one can make it right

this, from the German perspective sans cuck apologist attitude

Only if he also played Diogenes. Also, most of the dialogue needs to be ad libbed.

He should play Arcturus Mensk in the Starcraft movie if it ever was made

Landings at Gallipoli

Mengsk*

The inevitable Schindler's List reboot.

>Cuban mercs in Angola
They weren't mercs they were actual Cuban military units

You get a free handgun with the magazine?

HE SAID HISTORICAL EVENT, NOT FICTIONAL EVENT. THE HOLOCAUST IS FAKE.

Rape of nanking. It would be kino and you know it

the first crusade with its jew burning scene ofc

masked mercenaries?

>Portugal was winning the war by itself against severe sanctions and international pressure

>USA totally fucks up region after independence and lets commies run wild

Why anglos suck at geopolitics?

>you
>intelligent
ditto

I support this, preferably with dialogue in ancient Greek. He did it for the Passion, no reason he can't into Greek.

battle of thermopylae

Waco siege

Mel Gibson only does movies where the British are the bad guys.

Betrayal of Cossacks.
Dresden Bombing

czech this 5

Yes. It was different times.

I often wonder why my fellow Scaninavians are so liberal-minded compared to me.

Then I remember that I'm 6% Finnish.

Hezbollah's victory against Israel

which victory? they've been getting rekt by the kikes since the 70s

This needs to happen, next multibillion blockbuster confirmed.

Apocalypto 2

Gripping and dramatic reenactment of pic related.

that's racist white propaganda
never happened

>m-muh tactical retreat!
>muh s-strategic withdrawal!!!
>baka, not like I wanted it anyway!!

1492 spain

columbus sets off and spain expels the jews

Conquest/Fall Of Constaniople

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the ones really behind it

an adaptation of the romance of three kingdoms set in the reconstruction era as opportunist southern gentry take advantage of the disruptions caused by the war (akin to the yellow turban rebellion and fall of han) and vy for land

cao cao is a stereotypical carpetbagger, first buying whatever he can for firesale prices, stripping out even the carpets and sending it up north, then setting up monopolies, loan sharking, protection rackets and cornering markets before exchanging people's debts for the deeds to their land

emperor xian is the rightful heir to a large estate struggling with legal issues after his father died unexpectedly during the war and contracts and records were lost, cao cao offers to help him but instead ensnares him

liu bei, guan yu and zhang fei are veterans who still believe in the southern cause and are trying to help xian shake off cao cao

lu bu, is a treacherous gang leader who prospered in earlier lawless times, but his lack of loyalty makes him too many enemies leading to his downfall, he and his qt black girlfriend diaochan are akin to bonny and clyde

zhuge liang is an autistic savant who convinces liu bei to go into business and let him manage most of his affairs

sun quan was in a similar situation to xian, but his mother lady wu and zhou yu ensured he inherited the paternal acres, he joins with Liu Bei to resist cao cao, though he secretly does not believe the south will rise again

zhou yu first works with zhuge liang, but eventually their business interests conflict and a rivalry develops which takes a toll on his health as he cannot compete with zhuge's sheer autistic obsession with his work

sima yi appears later, though a southerner he admires cao cao's übermensch traits, he is bested by zhuge liang and has to sit and watch cao cao's progeny squander their father's wealth, regardless he persists through thick and thin, zhuge dies, he takes control of the cao gang and is elected mayor pledging to restore the rule of law

Apocalypto 2

Aztecs getting BTFO by bearded spaniards

>implying it wouldn't be about a spaniard scout unit getting hunted down and sacrificed by the mayans after they try to trade them mirrors and other trash for gold
also >aztecs

>he's our guy!

I'm sure that's a great source of reassurance to him.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Clontarf

(((Mengsk)))

Fall of Constantinople to the turks
A two part telling the battle for both sides

The day moot copied and pasted the 2chan code and gave birth to this hell hole

The Fall of Rome.

It'll just be a 3 hour epic drawing parallels between the fall of Rome and modern Europe, which people will debate for a while until he rants about refugees.