SHARKTANK GAME THREAD:

SHARKTANK GAME THREAD:

okay Sup Forums we're gonna try something fun here.
>pitch me a product. it can be anything
If I like the pitch then
>your last 6 digits = money you are offered for said product
>take it or leave it
>quads instantly win

>6 digits
I leave it.

you coulda negotiated.

Why even waste the time?

That was fun. Thanks Sup Forumsro.

last 6 digits stay the same for the duration of your thread. maybe the value of last 6 digits inversed

A brand new Television show or live Web series I've been conjuring.

Basically someone dresses up as Bob Ross and incorporates Muhammad into every picture they draw. Maybe fishing. Maybe enjoying a picnic. Maybe going hiking in a valley of Happy Trees.

I call it "Painting with Muhammad"

I need an investor to pay for my insurance and deal with the bullshit press. Would be instantly popular for all the right and wrong reasons. Instant millions with the minor risk of being hunted down. Interested?

damn i didnt even think about that. I just made this up while hungover as shit. Inverse is a good idea

I will give you $191,371 and 20%, however we get to keep theproperty rights

how about last 3 digits times 100

yeah, that wold work too. like i said, this is a WIP

I want $250 000 at 20% or $190 000 at 20% + access to a bacon cannon of your design.

Now that's negotiating.

Hearing aid that lets you tune out female voice frequencies.

$190,000 + 25% with openings for progression. Take it or leave it

I can offer $300,000 + 15%. A product like this might get major backlash from the SJWs and could result in a loss

Leave it

I'll do it and just tell them you sponsored me anyway.

I'm willing to take that chance.
Deal

Congradulations, user.
You might want a lawyer with that attitude

>congradulations

You might want an education. FUCK YOU. I HOPE YOU DIE. PRAISE BE TO BOB ROSS.

Which Shark are you?

The Canadian Trump
The Canadian Slav
The Basketball faggot
The coulda been hot blonde
The geriatric blonde
The taxi cowboy
The nigger

I'm a special guest judge.

Ill sell you my cum
My gf seems to like it

Okay shark,

I present to you... pic related.
THE HAIR STYLE HOLDER!

No more shall women have hair going all over the place! No more frustration!! And it's very versistyle!!!

I am asking for 200,000. to mass produce in exchange for 3.6% of my company.

This product is going to revolutionize the industry and the whole globe!

Who wants in on the billions?

Okay, I want to make a trendy new toy. I want it to be cheap as hell and not really do anything. I want to just make it with some crap I have in my garage, like bearings and fan blades.

I have drugs. All kinds. Uppers, downers, X, coke, opiates, alcohol, designer, acid, whatever.

Offer me enough money and i will sell them to you.

also checkem

here... It can also be used as a HELPER!!!

$200,000, and we get 10%.
Take it or leave it
Dont bring that autistic shit in my room again

Yeah, sure thing. I'll have the DEA give you a ride and we can discuss it through an inch of glass

i also have lolis. Would you like some of those?

here,
Did I mention our future inventions?
Not only have me created the perfect hair holder but!... Here's a sneak peek at our...
MOAR HAIR HOLDER!!!

Still $200,000.00 for 3.6%

Forgot image...

$250k + we get 10%
Final offer

here,
I will have to kindly decline... and...

FK YOU

I don't need you OR your money. The opportunity itself is going to get me free advertising!

Peace!

well played, user

Gloves for your eyes

+10