I tried to rape a cat today.
It was catastrophic.
I tried to rape a cat today.
It was catastrophic.
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Go on
I would imagine that would shock the cat deeply - it could even be catatonic
Did it make a lot of noise during the assault?
i could imagine the amount of caterwauling
Kek
If you did this several times and wrote down the details, you could catalogue them
If you wanted to get rid of the evidence, you could hurl the corpse away with a catapult; or hide it deep in some catacombs
If you did this at sea in a boat, you'd need the stability of a catamaran
Nah, I just sold the corpse to a cattering bussines
Stop this right meow
you're lucky its caturday
HAPPY CATURDAY!
And if I was religious I would do it in a cathedral
If you filmed it and put in on Youporn, what would be the category?
If you did, I would categorise that as against the catechism
If you held the corpse by its nose and tip of its tail, it would probably lie in a catenery
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LOL i love kitties
Oh, so close. There's a "th" there, not a "t"
Was the act very cathartic?
see
It kinda felt like sharing a joint with a cattle
shut up