Popcorn. Fucking...popcorn

Popcorn. Fucking...popcorn.

get this facebook trash out of here k thnx bye

Fillet mignon. Guess it would be worse but whatever

your mom pussy

Does acid count?

pepperoni pizza

No you fucking retard

Scrimples, I think I would die after a week

Taco Bell. . .sentenced to a lifetime of the shits.

my friend's undercooked chili n' rice with beef base

nooooo it was good but the flavor isn't complicated enough NOOOOO

Strawberries, they're my favourite food. I'm fucking fine.

Scrambled eggs, toast, black coffee

I have to eat my cum until I'm dead. Fuck.

...

Peanut butter sandwich
Gainville

Eggs, sausage, toast, coffee.

Could be worse, dead by heart attack at 30 tho.

Then let's make it count
;)

cum

Chinese fried chicken and deluxe fried rice.

At least my heart disease will be delicious.

kys now dr oz

What are scrimples?

Bread. At least I have options.

"The flavor isn't complicated enough."

Kek.

KFC

>I become obese
>Need more KFC
>Become even more obese
>Get roller scooter
>Fill my fat cart with nitroglycerin
>Charge into KFC on my scooter
>Beach myself
>Scream "feed me you fuckers"
>As they take my 17 and a half long mile order I force one of the employees to swim through my grease and gravy filled pant pockets for my wallet
>As the niggers start to starve since I ordered all the KFC I will taunt them with my millions of trays approaching me
>They start to swarm as I laugh
>They back off as my fat melts into the floor from the heat of my gargantuan order
>I pull the swith to detonate my pig stroller
>I scream fuck niggers and take out a city block full of niggers

Sunnyside-Up Eggs... fuck.

sausage rolls

i can live with that

almonds. meh

You die a hero

Roast pork, BBQ duck, Jellyfish Salad, spicy pork mince with Eggplant, Stirfried Pak/Bok Chou and steamed rice. Accompanied by Chinese tea and water, honestly could be a lot worse.

Fucking peas, potatoes and beef meat

2 eggs sausage cheese on poppy seed bagel... fuck yeah

Fat weeaboo detected

a banana, im fine with it

blueberry pi, roast beef sandwich and yogurt.

Nah, catch up dinner with relatives.

Nice try though.

salami cheese mayo sandwich
meh

Coco Wheats

Could be worse. Coco wheats is fucking delicious but Im sure I would get tired of it.

Peach rings. It's not worth dying in a year due to these delicious candies

A good Denver omelette and grilled potatoes with coffee and a brown sugar and cinnamon scone. This has to put me in a better position than most.

Crack. Or bbq chicken

I grew up near Denver, and I have no fucking idea why it's called a Denver Omelette. They're fucking delicious though

Last thing I ate was a Burger with chili con carne, and some Korean beef with Kimchi rice

I don't know either, I've only visited Denver twice. It's a great combination for eggs though.

Homemade BBQ ribs, yum

jaffa cakes

stir fried bbq porc noodles with fries imgud

>homemade hamburglars
>steak fries
>shiner bock

taco bell. itll be a short but good life

Mayo with salami? Wtf

Pork meat with tomatoes, it's aight

Baccon and egs with cheese and toasted bread? Nice!

Dat sum good shit

Stuffed crust pizza, large, supreme with banana peppers. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Italian marinara and sausage pasta

Your mother

Hot Pocket... I'm a faggot....

hamburger with no fries
inb4 mad cow

Good thing i ate a 132 course meal...

spaghetti and red sause, with garlic bread...oah boy.

a block of colby jack cheese

A&W

Not the best burger place but not bad

Paella
Could be worse

Curry for the win

What can I say? Guy can't spend all his time on Sup Forums

Kiwanis BBQ (Carolina style)
Cole slaw
Hush Puppies
Baked Beans
Chocolate Cheesecake for dessert
Cherry Coke to drink

...I'll be good. :P

chocolate easter bunny...im fucked

k thnx bye is kind of a facebook thing too, there faggot.

Mh... spaghetti.

Hot Pocket.

Oh fuck me..

Chicken.
Well, not bad

pumpkin bread...

BLT

Tortilla chips... without any salsa

Pizza

Saucy eggs and bacon

Unironically, ass.

TIC TACS

fudgesicles.

expired reduced fat peanut butter

>best eaten before 2007

i dont know why it was still in my pantry

i spit it out

i will now starve rapidly

An apple.