Be World Empire with control of over 2/3 of the globe

>be World Empire with control of over 2/3 of the globe
>lose 90% of colonized territory within 300 years
>have homeland routed by the same indigenous populations you conquered centuries ago
>create your own rival nation only to have it become stronger than you in record time

Is this not the most pitiful nation on the planet?

2nd only to...or should I say 62nd only to America

I suppose it's that time of the day again for this thread

>british empire controlled 2/3 of the planet

Muh zionist heebs lost a race so this makes nationalism weaker not stronger. Fuck off. Only the beginning of the end of you fucks

With jews you lose

Pretty much everyone worth a fuck came here and now the losers that are still there are slowly watching the ship sink.

Friendly reminder there would be no world empire without the muslims :^)

Lmao America is full of the rejects of Europe who had to go and seek a better life.
>62%

a burning leaf

>Vote 'New' Labour
EY HOL UP
What you're trying to say is
*Takes 'string em up' stance on crime*
What you party members are saying
*Disenfranchises membership in the leadership selection*
That the Labour party can
*Calls John Major weak*
That we could get some
*Wins 1997 election*
Get some of those, you're saying that...
*Uses PFI to mask debts*
Some middle class
*Intervenes in Kosovo*
So you're saying we can get some
*Devolves power to Scotland*
Just a minute
*Encourages EU expansionism*
So hold on, Hold on,
*Publishes dodgy dossier*
You're saying
*Ignores protesters*
So you're trying to say
*Bombs Iraqi hospitals*
So you're seriously trying to say
*Opens borders*
You're seriously trying to say
*Renews nuclear weapons system*
Just hold on a minute, hold on
*Passes authoritarian anti-terror legislation*
You're honestly trying to say
*Loses Scotland to the SNP*
So what you want to say is
*Appoints Gordon leader*
We can be
*Misspells soldiers name*
We could actually
*Passes ID card legislation*
Just hold, we're going to be
*Makes overtures towards 2008 election*
We could seriously be
*Bottles it*
So you're saying we could
*Watches the Global Economy meltdown*
Some sort of
*Saves the world*
Some kind of
*Saves the banks*
We could actually just
*Criticises Alex Salmond*
Just some sort of
*Announces 2010 election*
Hold on
*Calls woman bigoted*
We're going to be
*Loses enough seats to enter hung parliament*
Some kind of
*Pisses about during negotiations*
We're going to be
*Refuses to leave no. 10*
Some sort of
*Asks if the rich haven't been made to suffer enough*
Hold on Clegg
*Praises Thatcher*
That we could be
*Refuses SNP/Plaid/Green support*
That we are
*Resigns*
THAT WE BE TOO RIGHT WING?
*Leaves substantial structural problems for the party until 2050*
AND WE GONE AND COMPLETELY FUCKED THIS PARTY, THIS COUNTRY'N'SHEEEEEEEIT?

>be American
>be cucked repeatedly by the dutch, the germans, the Italians, the niggers, the slavs, the Scandinavians, then the spics

Literally mixed race nation

Go suck a sadiq if you khant control yourself ahmed

I'm just using an argument some shitskins have actually used in relation to why a muslim mayor is needed.

Rejects of Europe? You're so delusional that you think the rejects came and and managed to become the most successful nation and civilization in the history of the planet.

Sorry, the unambitious losers stayed behind while all the motivated alphas came here and created. Why do you think no one stands up to mass Muslim immigration in Europe? All the people that would've are long gone. Time to face the facts. You're done for.

america is the only western country with a muslim majority city.

To add to your point, the lazy aristocrates from europe mostly stayed behind as well.

You mad?

why would i be mad that we've yet to have a single city fall to anyone but an uncle tom?

don't get uppity about the muslim mayor either, america's got one too.

Yes, America is truly a nation that hates immigration!
Lmao nigger try again. You're literally all mixed race due to generations of irish/slav/Italian/german cucking, and soon you will all be non-white when Pablo and Tyrone shove their cocks down your granddaughters throats because she moved to New York to pursue a graphic design career as a strong independent womyn.

>Is this not the most pitiful nation on the planet?

Depending on how you define "nation," if you mean "government in charge of lines on a map" most countries on Earth aren't more than 80 years old. Most European countries aren't even that.

I bet you Island monkeys hate that goober churchill now
>help us murrica we'll give you our colonies if you help us kill aryan women and children

>lose 90% of colonized territory within 300 years
We didn't peak until 1892, fucktard. The wars ruined us.

>have homeland routed by the same indigenous populations you conquered years ago
86% white, faggo. It's 60% in America. How pathetic. Plus we're getting lots of based poles coming over so that number won't be changing anytime soon.
>create your own rival nation only to have it become stronger than you in record time
We've been friends since the Treaty of Ghent. You faggots only got stronger than Europe because you jewed us all after WW2.

We will return. Brexit is coming.

what. churchill didnt give the yanks shit. they joined on their own.

This. The successful wealthy people stayed in Europe whereas the losers who had no friends and thus no ties decided they had nothing to lose by dying from an arrow from an Indian when they were trying to get to Oregon.

>Most successful nation and civilization.
We are in the thread about the British Empire are we? You don't have the best attention span.

You can thank Oliver Cromwell for that around 1650. Pic related

we feel ya, rooted teeth friend.

Maybe if you faggot Yanks didn't go and make that stupid Declaration of Human Rights then maybe the Pakis would still be polishing our boots.

Only London is doomed, maybe England...but the rest of the union is mostly white.

Canada just gets Asians mostly and is 75 percent white, our niggers are rare as uks and most live in Toronto or big cities.

I think USA is doomed if Trump don't win, France is doomed too.

>Europe because you jewed us all after WW2.
and it was thanks to you
>We will return. Brexit is coming.
you are a US puppet, its over for you

I really wanna love britain but it's hard. It used to be so great. Then again, that can be said about germany too. Great empires always fall the hardest.

>US Jewed Britain, so therefore Britain Jewed itself.
Fuckin' eh?

how is it our fault europe was broke after ww2

Every Age of Fire will end in an Age of Dark.

Emphasis on Dark. Fucking niggers.

Britain actually had a pretty soft landing as Empires go. Look at what happened to Rome or Greece hell even Turkey or Russia. Also Brits almost universally disliek and distrust germans but we love Austrians.

Birmingham is really "enriched" m8. Manchester and Liverpool not so much, but London and Brum are fucked.

We did rule the oceans
Earth is mostly sea
???