>Walk into your home
>You find Chloe Moretz standing there
Wat do???
Walk into your home
Levi Green
Isaiah Cook
180 and walk to her
Jaxson Martinez
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Nathan Ross
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Caleb Brown
Say hi I guess and ask why she's here.
Blake Diaz
kill it with fire.
Connor Brooks
rape her
Jason Gray
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Jonathan Robinson
Watch Kick-Ass with her
Connor Morales
Open her up and grab a cold sprite.
Brayden Perry
Open the fridge, check her for leftovers.
Gavin Lopez
See if she's down to fuck. If not go about my day. I'll ask my housemate why she was there later.
John Brown
Tell her she has to eat all the Eggs.
Nicholas Collins
ask her if she needs anything to eat or drink after massaging her feet and asking how her day was
David Johnson
Fuck you for using the same joke as me seconds after I posted it
Jayden Clark
the only viable answer.
Most of these fags here are too socially awkward to even say hi, let alone do anything else :>
Jordan Flores
You're soooooo original.
Oi, lookit this faggot, he invented fridgemode!
Jose Sanders
sue the bitch
Ian Peterson
Never said I was original faggot
Jose Long
Say hi and make a plate for her.
Jackson Morales
Take a look at her then ignore, non of my business
Connor Watson
ask her for some money or get out
Jacob Hill
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Mason Martinez
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Bentley Morgan
>that is what a 10/10 3D girl looks like
top kek, no wonder they are losing
Owen Morris
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Asher Martin
Thos lips are nasty
Hunter Peterson
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Hudson Wood
Fuck feet.
Andrew Reed
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Joseph Gomez
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Logan Gonzalez
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Daniel Rogers
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Jordan Lopez
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Dominic Mitchell
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Josiah Edwards
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Luke Taylor
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Lincoln Perez
Tell her to fucking leave because I didn't invite her in?
Ayden Ward
>Dat
>Bunion
Elijah Morgan
stop this maddness!
Ryder Wood
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Jordan Johnson
sharpie in pupper
Mason Lewis
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Gabriel Robinson
>>Dat
>>Bunion
you'd suck and lick it, her toes and feet, gradually working up her legs and thighs
Jacob Taylor
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Grayson Rodriguez
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Zachary Butler
I would shoot and kill her as an invader of my home.
Crime doesn't pay.
Gavin Young
>check my watch
>yep it is still 2009
>thank the lord
>marry loli moretz
>procreate
Eli Scott
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John Collins
Ask her to move my refrigerator and then get very confused when it appears that I have two of them.
Kevin Morgan
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Gabriel Cooper
She's like a 4/10. Puberty was not kind to her.
Nicholas Martin
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Michael Lewis
Ill stare back for a long time at her cameltoe
Luis Wilson
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Easton Myers
Even without all the shopping of that and similar images of her in that dress it was a huge mistake on her part. She really doesn't have the body to pull that dress off.
That dress needs good boobage and a hourglass shape so it can be tight around the midsection and flow round the hips rather than simply drop straight down. She's also a little too wide in the shoulders .
It still annoys me after all this time
Liam Rogers
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Anthony Bennett
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Leo Ramirez
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Robert Price
Alright Alexander fucking McQueen get back in your closet.
Jackson Green
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Hunter Hernandez
Let her know she's gonna get fucked and suck my cock. How much I have to beat the shit out of her to get that done if up to her.
Adrian Johnson
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Oliver Thomas
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Angel Russell
I want to lick her cameltoe and then insert my benis inside it
Camden Bell
Tongue punch her fart box.
Parker Cruz
don't forget her little ass
Logan Morales
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Gabriel Diaz
What does her asshole taste like?
Julian Clark
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Adam Ramirez
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Cameron Ross
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Tyler Gonzalez
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Noah Price
dat thong though
Grayson Bell
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Julian Diaz
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Bentley Torres
her face is so weird i dont get why ppl think shes hot
Jason Anderson
i kekked
Brandon Morales
Oh God, I'd actually talk to her about her voice role as Princess Kaguya. I'm such a cunt.
Christopher Thompson
boot that coal burner out
Gabriel Morales
Tie her up keep her bra as a souvenir and make her my milk slave. Fuck her occasionally, a little more when she starts lactating. Be nice to her otherwise; cook her delicious food and watch it come out her boobs. After a while she enjoys the situation. I no longer have to restrain her because she needs to be pumped constantly. Sell her milk online.
??
Profit!
Joseph Bailey
Chloe, I would…
1. Lick the soles of your shoes constantly throughout the day to keep them clean.
2. Be your human toilet and eat your shit as it squeezed out of your perfect ass and drink your piss as it flowed out of your pink urethra to spare you sitting on filthy public restaurant and hotel toilets. I would brush and gargle between eating her shit and being your human toilet paper and licking her perineum clean with gentle but thorough cleansing tongue strokes.
3. Suck the fragrant white cotton gusset of your panties at the end of each day to get the stains out and pre-treat them for laundry.
Colton Miller
Guys, I'm crying right now.
Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Chloe Moretz. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.
Chloe Moretz really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
Bentley Bell
Slap her 5 years back into the past. She has gotten absolutely hideous.
Benjamin Long
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Dominic Thomas
nothing, she's a filthy 3d girl after all
Kayden Hill
She dosent touch niggers.
>inb4 picture of her walking next to chance the rapper
>literally won't even touch him
Landon Brooks
Knock her the fuck out for breaking into my home.
Ryan Bailey
MOAR clawie!