What do you think Taylor Swfit's asshole tastes like?

What do you think Taylor Swfit's asshole tastes like?

Not sure, no one has ever seen it let alone tasted it.

Failed relationships

buttermilk

Niggers

gold coins and sweat

XD

Perfection

poop i guess.

Either strawberries or pure shit

I would literally let her shit in my mouth.

Probably poorly, her tongue is most likely far better at tasting

Nigger cum

Why..?

Cigarettes and dried cum.

Why not? Are you gay?

She's hot and I like her body and I'd like to lay down and watch a shit slowly come out her ass and at that point I'd have to taste it.

Music producer, and whom ever it take to fuck to make it to top ten charts cocks.

But its shit, its smells terrible and its full of bacteria and its fucking shit.

Gay for not wanting to eat shit.. OK then.

key lime pie

Like teardrops on my guitar

>But its shit, its smells terrible and its full of bacteria and its fucking shit.
Exactly why i don't get scat fetishes

My dick!!

In California with a vegan chick. She said the only meat she eat is dick

I would still have to do it. I've tasted mine before it's not terrible but not great either strong earthy taste.

>I've tasted mine before
By accident or on purpose..?

I mean you've already watched her shit, at this point you have to taste it even if you know you probably wont like it, I entirely understand and am on your side

On purpose during masturbation.

Shit.

Asshole .. derrrrr. What did you think? Lolly pops and rainbows.

Cotton candy

you've read too many of that ariana grande shit dude's posts huh?

The cream inside of Twinkies

Tastes like diarrhea and cum

So you are jerking off and then decided to stick your finger up your ass and grab a little snack?

No I was shitting on the toilet and got horny and started jacking off while licking and sucking my turd. I came hard but felt dirty after I came shit shit inside my mouth.

That is fucking foul mate

...

Not as bad as you'd think.

>while licking and sucking my turd
I think its exactly as bad as I think, that is like nightmare material for me.

But hey, what ever floats your boat, enjoy. But just know its really weird.

Nah, you're just a sad lonely weirdo. I've eaten a few women's shit in my days, but eating your own is just ill and sad.

I'm sure I'm not the only one that has that itch that needs to be scratched.

Like the motherfucking taste of the motherfucking pearly gates of the motherfucking heavens yo

swiss chocolate

I'm not weird or sad or lonely.

Dont know if you are sad or lonely but you are definitely weird

Butterscotch

You're fucking disgusting I wish we could euthanize people like you. Clearly you have mental issues that can't be solved.

cherries

It tastes like shit.

How could you cheat on andy like that?

Yes you are fucking weirdo. When people on Sup Forums call you weird you're weird.

Dude what the fuck

this though

My Wildest Dreams

Plums and allspice

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