Post you're lonely, depressing, single guy meals

Post you're lonely, depressing, single guy meals.

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I didn't eat dinner.

chicken breasts stuffed with a jalepeno pepper, cream cheese and sausage wrapped in bacon slow smoked for a few hours.

it will give you a nice case of the trots but is fucking heaven to eat.

and this fucking monster is fun too.

recipe
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Im eating nachos

I ate Hamburger Helper with cheese melted in it. Pretty good. Still ate alone.

Get on my level.

what exactly is in the jar/bowl?

i eat an entire pizza and drink 4 beers...alone

home made slaw?

you can't go wrong with a good slaw.

Threw up my dinner because of stress. Guess it's nothing now, but I had a ranch breaded oven roasted chicken breast earlier.

I fucking love hamburger helper. Never understood the hate

Fuuuck guise, noting more depressing than cooking up a gourmet dinner (3-4 hours work including the 'no-work' cooking... and then eating it alone in 5-15 minutes.

>I guess I'll do the dishes tomorrow.

As a gurmet serial monogamist I recomend glorious sandwitches for the single man. Not as heartrenderlingly sad and shit.

>went out to local steakhouse
>order 40oz porterhouse,marketed for two people
>waiter:is someone joining you sir?
>nope.bmp
>waiter:oh um ok *walks off*
steak was amazing.left the waiter 5% and walked off

i feel like anons know food better than anyone else

Fuck you you goddamn human refuse

Who hates it? Sure it's greasy and probably not the healthiest meal you could eat, but it tastes good and it makes for good hangover food. Plus it's easy to make, and when you're a lonely shit that's what really matters.

>order 40oz porterhouse

Sauerkraut.

prblim?

I ate Little Caesars pathetic attemp at a deep dish

and smoked pizza

>using meat thermometer
noob

LC Deep dish is great detroit style deep dish.
I start to shit my pants before I finish my first slice.

>>not utilizing the best technology so you drink inside the house and watch the redsox lose while your food cooks.

i bet you're posting from a fucking phone.

omg
wht the hell is that OP

I tried it twice. Once it was shit and the second time it was great. Dunno what happened.

it's 70% bread

I hope we all find someone worthwhile. We all have something to offer another.

I woke up this morning and just started getting drunk. Still haven't ate

no, not everybody has something to offer.

and are you in the wrong thread?

I hope we all die alone

started right after work at 430 est

cheers bud.

I'm in the right thread, and we do have something to offer. Maybe not to everyone, but to someone.

I would rather the bread than a bread bowl full of tomato sauce

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Disgustinf

everything dies, and everything dies alone.

grow up and live life till that point.

and smoke some meat in the meantime.

I want to join so bad. But roomie beat me too it.

single guy meals? lol what the fuck is that?

don't have the ingredients so just gonna greentext it

>spaghetto
>poor
>make some spaghetti noods
>mix a can of chili with some cream cheese and mayo
>heat it up
>add a shit ton of cheese
>put it on the spaghetti
>contemplate suicide

I've been working 2 jobs for 7yrs, I havent been in a relationship in 6yrs, jobs consume most of time, been on dates but when they find out I have no time for them, they scatter like the wind. Am I lost forever brothers?

join what?

ment to say or mayo

>throw all that away
>make ramen

>with some cream cheese and mayo

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5% ?? you're either really cheap or the service was shit.

its not that bad but it will give you terrible diarrhea

working with what I got,ok?

>733219429

And Detroit is 70% wasteland. Perfect.

Why the fuck would you add mayo...

I made chili dogs. at least I got my pupper to join me

I ment to say or mayo if ur extra poor

did he get one

Miller High Life and an 8 ball of cocaine

post pupper.

hold up I got some kittens boi

without chili though

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what if he wanted chili

Puppers are good peoples

Enjoy each other user ;____;

nice pose.

my dead pupper.

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Mail me some coke plz
My dickhead dealer stopped selling to me because of my ex

i ran over my dog and it died lol

I would've woken up to shit all over my rug

kittens wont hold still but heres their whore mom

I feel you bro.

Here's mine.

post address, i'll mail you some coke.

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>calling spaghetti 'noods'

Savannah?

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why the 2 jobs in first?

Calicos are wildly and perspicuous but you love them anyway :3

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I should paypal you the money first though right?
We pay 100/g for stepped on garbage up here. Whats an 8b cost down there?

Mah nigga

KEK

here is dad

Caicos are what? What in the fuck are you adverb saying?

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That shit looked dry as fuck

Im drunk and thinking about ordering a pizza ;__;

kek

they're so good, they should be illegal

Did you make that from scratch? That looks great. My wife and I would share that. She's a hot ABC.

more cat

Beer with homemad chicken nacho... Yep.

Like, in the thread Sup Forumsruh

i will only accept a personal check by mail for my coke, it's totally not stepped on.

send check to

Address: 90 S Main St, Leicester, MA 01524
Phone: (508) 892-7010

and call me if you have any questions, always willing to sign autographs as well.

Why do we clap for men gorging themselves?

Like apparently over eating makes you more of a man or something? I don't understand.

buon appetito

damn I made some kebab earlier but I inhaled that shit

home made kebab best kebab

My lonely guy dinner tonight.

More like fat guy meals

Are you a Chris Cornell?

I can mail someone tesla but I cant promise its not laced with meth

Agree

Looks like something my mother used to cook

smoked and rested for a while before i cut into it, was still moist the next day. buy a smoker.

Tesla?