Dubs decide

Dubs decide

Katie, Katie, you fill my with electricity, it's that shocking. Lol, I doff my fedora in your direction m'lady

wanna smash?!?

rolling for this, m'lady

Leeme smash

Hey, thats a cute smile you have on your profile

yello there freckels.
May i interest you in some sexual intercourse?

Hi, im a pedophile, so not interested in you sorry

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Okay, before I climax imma need you to do a few things for me. 1) Insert your thumb into my asshole, 2) scream "chris benoit was framed" at the top of your voice

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hey, can i eat you out?

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Hey, you you: I don't like your boyfriend.

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*farts*

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id like to vigorously murder you while fornicating on your dead carcass

lol winrar

Trade nudes or gtfo

fuck yes

winrar

unoriginal newfag

hey umm im really nervous saying this lol, but i think i like you, ;p

winrawr xD

kek

Guess how many baby carrots I can fit in my dogs ass.

Hey! Do U Wanna See My Fidget Spinner Collection? =D

I can spin my fidget spinner on my penis

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You're pretty, I'd like to take you out on a date to pound town.

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling

You're fat so you must like anal

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been here since 2006, have written 3 original books which have bought and paid for my house, regularly sell original photographs to a gallery in Basel.. im original and not new, just tryna help the brother ya feel

winner

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*shits in diaper*

I'm sorry for this little mishap.. I'm nervous and lactose intolerant

Winner

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Ever tried anal before? I wanna do it with you. I can give you the ol' slobbery lickaroo first, if you promise it's clean

Send a dick pick.

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Are you even interested in me or are you just here for my body

I'd drink your bath water

Haha

post picture of pewdiepie with fidgetspinner nippels

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dale amigo

u wunt sum fuk?

If you want you can come over and spin some other things... and by that I mean my penis.

I have a pedophile fetish can we role play? you start

How do u feel about strap on and dildos?

I keep them by my headboard, you'll get a great view while you're tied up and getting pounded

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Herobrine me violó cuando yo era un niño pequeño

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Or this one

Show me your tits first.

You've ever done anal?

oh shit lads

I keep them in my mom's basement where I live. wanna come here and meet my fortress?

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Before we continue, full disclosure.... I'm touching myself as I read your responses. So tell me, what is your shoe size?

how many genders are you?

Are you a Hitler fan too?

haha what's you're favorite meme? mine's grumpy cat :3 XD

does the carpet match the drapes?

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My dad used to molest me quite a lot.

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Let's just skip the small talk. We're both young horny people. Let's just send each other pics.

winnnner

Send this

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Winner!

winrar

Brutal

this will be interesting

winner again

WINAR

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YOU BETTER SEND YOUR FUCKING TITS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW OR ME AND ME MATES WILL COME OVER AND SHOVE 7 BAGS OF CEREAL AND A GALLON OF MILK UP YOUR ASSHOLE SO WE CAN ALL HAVE A DELICIOUS BREAKFAST!!

Can't send pics in Tinder

Doubledouble

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I like the feel of insertion.

Can I have a sample of your hair

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Trips decides

Rolling for this

we has trips winrar

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Tripslord