When you're browsing Sup Forums what do you tell people when they ask you what you're doing?

When you're browsing Sup Forums what do you tell people when they ask you what you're doing?

Either trying to find porn or smoking, because usually I'm doing exactly that.
Unless it's like family. Then I'm either "looking at memes" if it's a cousin or sibling or playing vidya if it's like parents or something.

Switch with to Facebook tab

You tell people you're trying to find porn? Do you wear glasses? I do and sometimes I think they'll see the pics/vids in the reflection

there's a chrome add-on called Recent Tabs that I use. allows you to make custom hotkey to switchto the last used tab. it's pretty handy

well my family knows Sup Forums so

so your parents knows you go on here, and know what's on here themselves?

my cousin has been here since 05 but not so much my mom

Usually if anyone contacts me, it's either an old friend or a co-worker, and that shit can fly at my workplace as long as it doesn't interfere with the work or get brought in. I'll tell them quite blatantly
>"Hey user."
>"Oh hey what's up."
>"I need to talk to you about something, but first I've got to know what you're doing so I don't bug you."
>"Eh Im just looking for some decent porn, what's up?"

nobody asks me because either
-they assume it's bullshit
-they don't care

ever worried when folks are around you? like browsing in the public on your phone?

/thread

nah, cause in public i look for rekt or ylyl or just chill on /x/

why should I give a shit what people think if they're invading my personal space and trying to see what I'm doing on my phone. sometimes I load up gross gore or scat when I can tell someone's trying to peep at my phone so they fuck off

do you enjoy the scat? that's like one of the few things that grosses me out. I wouldn't want anyone thinking I'm a scat sorta dide

nah it's not my cup of shit but the point is I don't care what nosy people think about me. I just handle it in a passive agressive way instead of feeling embarrassed or nervous

I always say I am on Imgur

sounds like a good idea

I getcha.

how is imgur pronounced to say that?

I am joor

apparently it's pronounced "imager"

>phoneposter
I usually just lie on my bed, shitpost in the fetal position but anyone entering my room can probably catch a glimpse of whatever on my screen.

"looking at stuff online"

It's hard for me to do things like that. even with the phone horizontally to align with my face, my equilibrium gets all fucked up

What if they follow up with "Looking at what stuff?"

'Oh just reading'

you and are vague as shit. Who do you talk to that lets the conversation end there?

i usually just show em

"just dumb shit, what's up?"
Or I tell them what I'm looking at in the thread. They'll either laugh, or get weirded out. Either way I change the subject pretty quick. I avoid saying Sup Forums at all costs.

If you're worried about it, say you're looking at fetish porn or something as a joke. They'll chuckle then carry on.

That's the point faggot. Because they obviously came up to me to talk about something else. And if they came to just talk to me, then I'll change the subject to something about them. Ask them a question. People love to talk about themselves.

> People love to talk about themselves
Just the reason why I started this thread

Very rarely do you get the (you)s unless you give people a reason to talk about themselves, yes.

Have a good night user. I hope you figure out how to tell people to fuck off in a polite enough manner.

thanks dude

I tell them I'm watching youtube and busy chatting on facebook and kik.

Just kidding. I don't have any friends.