Prove you're not a fucking normie

Prove you're not a fucking normie.

I'm a 32 year old virgin

I can solve a rubiks cube in less than a minute.

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Why don't you take your shower over here?

Erica Camacho

Hi

I haven't seen minions

Vhat?

Hey Hitler, me and my friends were gonna go bowling and maybe hang out afterwards.
Wanna come?

NEIN! I have Jews to kill.

If you can be gay for me can be gay for you nien?

I own eleven firearms, three swords, two bows, and a spear, and have no friends.

I'm wearing the gym shorts I fapped and came in.

kek

NEIN!

im listening to blank banshees mega album and jerking off to nothing

What give, man. user told me earlier that you have feelings for me. Don't give me the cold shoulder if you're interested.

I'm like the lowly mulatto, part both but accepted by neither. I'm too weird to be a normie but not weird enough to be one of you. On the bright side I have a job, go to college, have no mental problems, and have had sex, so things could be worse.

HE SAID VHAT?!

Just fucked 1 time and she was a prostitute

my first election

no regrets

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is my favorite game.

I'm here with you bro. It didn't count for anything because my state was overwhelmingly blue, but still.

Massachusetts. Can't blame it on illegals here, just retards.

virgin, came without touching my dick and i have no money.

in california now. state will remain blue until voter id laws pass

sorry about that have a qt

... due to aids