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Hey Sup Forums

How many girls did you fuck and how old are ya?

I'll start : 0/22

1/15

4 girls
29 years old

been fucked by 9 guys though

how was it

I've probably fucked like a million grills and I'm only 18. You're all a bunch of fucking losers.

so you're into barbecue?

1/21

Honestly a miracle I've even done that

And we have here a 13 boy trying to be cool

20/16

27 and only 7
quality over quantity, they were all at least a 7/10 rated conservatively
banging a bunch of girls involves a lot of hanging out with them and most are pretty annoying to be around

7/28

15/27

Bar scene is so easy if you've taken psychology.

15/ 32yo

Travelled the world though, so they're in different countries. Nutted in two jewish chicks, so i may have kids over there...i dunno

0/18

how do you do it

12/27yo

It's been downhill since 24.

same 1/21 and I probably could've had others but I've had a solid relationship since I was 18 and don't want to ruin it

6:18

0/23 ... i don't mind tho

>20/16

calling bullshit

4/24

40 years old. Over 50 women, and one man.

0/20 i'm aiming for fearsome wizard powers

28 / 25 - All in the space of 2.5 years. Been in a relationship for almost a year now.

and another tugging bait

70/26

I'm good looking and have a good sense of humour

3 and a1/2. 37years old

0/26.

i think i've had it tho with being single. its boring now.

worst case start out with an escort.

3/19

10000000/13.5

Midget?

No way. You gotta make that shit special.

Im guessing trap

6/21

Sophie Mudd

if anyone wants moar

2/23

my actual gf is 15yo

nigger

should photoshop that right arm into a arnold bodybuilder arm.

And a half? The fuck happened there?

6/21
Started around early junior high.

If you're a virgin, you will look like a fool infront of an escort

He got a ball in.

1/2

>caring what a hooker thinks

150+/26

probably just got a handjob

you'll cum in 30 seconds, then she'll laugh at you and leave with your money

I'm 22 and I've fucked 3 girls, lost my virginity at 18

13 age 30
If back page hookers count 3 to 4 times a week for 3 years
Was area manager for cell phone store traveled a lot

And here we have the 14 year old with zero self awareness

33G/35Y

1/18
Been dating for over 2 years now.

37
I don't know how many girls I fucked

7/21
i still have a year of college and lucked out genetically but im stuck in a fucking lame relationship so who knows maybe thats my cap

No. If you go to an agency, specify your a first timer and virgin they will help you select an escort.

10/25

I repeat

>caring what a hooker things

You pay for time, and the last thing a hooker wants to do is piss a client of as it may get dangerous.

19/30

wont care, shes getting paid. ask her for tips tho. and treat her like a human being. maybe make her a friend, keep asking her for tips on how to make female friend. I fucking suck at it. only recently made a good long term fem friend. i've always been more of a bro dude.

13/25

1/19

18 years old
2 fucked
fingered a few other lasses

90 or more 32yo

so 3 girls and an interacial baby nigger?

2/23

Dated the first girl for about three years.

Have been with the second girl three and a half years and we're getting married in a few months.

1/21

Seriously, take a psychology course.

Helps you pick up on subtle hits and body language. lets you know if they're interested or not. If not, just move on. Don't get emotionally attached. You aren't doing it to find a girlfriend, just a fuck or two.

6/21

This

Nah, they're pretty cool about that shit as long as you make sure you mention it when you're going in for a girl. Not cool to spring that shit on them.

47/23

Ayy my GF is 16

1/20
Trying to have a serious relationship but she's cheated once and honestly shows how young she is a lot.

I'll stay till it crashes & burns. I can go fuck my sister's other friends if she messes up once more

0/27

raped a few kids when i was a fetus. 3, going on 6

should have a serious talk with her then. help her out. she's obviously too young to understand what happens later in life.

0 18yo

0 gfs 0 kisses. fuck

Dump her ass. If she's willing to cheat once she'll do it again, just do a better job of hiding it.

dont worry bruv. just work out and stay healthy and ready. and make friends and connections.

0/19

I let my insecurities eat me alive.

34/76ish

should solve those issues. every problem's got an answer.

7 and one of them gave me the herp and genitals warts so if I could go back in time and bang none of them and be a virgin again, I would.

1/25

Same girl since I was 16
Getting married in October

hey old timer. why you here?

12/19 half of them i regret a lot

GZ, hope you guys find a good way to keep it fresh.

Age: 23
Bodies: 10
I went through a "phase" where I thought the more bodies, the bigger of a man you were. Used to be very frigid, but when I lost my virginity (20) I started getting laid a lot more often, in 2 years I slept with 10 women, but I'm still currently with my Number 10. Learned that sex is easy to obtain, and literally doesn't make you more of a man. It's an ego thing and it's retarded. Honestly wish virgins understood they're REALLY not missing out on too much, it's still awesome, but not THAT awesome. Having sex and bragging about it in my eyes is literally the dumbest thing, like I said it's not too hard, and the best part about having sex is knowing that you're banging a chick. Honestly don't know why I threw all that in when you just asked about my age and bodies....

13/33

Been good so far to be honest

That seems like a good idea. Guess I should look out for her a bit more even if we don't work out.

I'm anticipating that moment. Going to make a huge scene then let her deal with the shitshow. Maybe it'll teach her not to cheat on someone.

this guys gets it

Maybe because we have only ever fucked each other so it's all we know?

5/25

Bet its a + tho for your girl, if you know more about what you're doing.

>bodies
so what you're telling me is that you fucked 9 men and finally got a female?

8/22
Unfortunately ive had 2 long term girlfriends since i was 18, still in one

just saying, things can start getting boring after a while. keep each other on your toes.

Good job user but you forgot to add it's all about the person you're with

5/21

Yeah I can see what you're saying, more practice. But IMO, best oractice is having sex with the same person more often, so you know what they like. Some chicks fuckin nut hard in certain areas. And positions. But I do understand what you mean. But even without experience, I still don't find it hard to make a girl finish, I think it's just that porn myth thing

3/24

But im also a Homo