>mfw a yuroshit was poor near me
Mfw a yuroshit was poor near me
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lmao fucking yuropoors
ha nice one
Good thread
>tfw when you have the whole "gaunt eurogay poet" aesthetic but you live in the USA and all the girls go for the GI Joe look and you are a KHV but you know if you had been born in Europe you would be swimming in pussy
why even live
Yeah, fuck those yuropoors, r-right g-guys?
They're not as bad as Central/South America desu
Y-you too.
>mfw some yuro walked up a mountain nowhere near me
>mfw yuro autocorrected to yuri
Enjoy getting shot.
Enjoy not shooting someone ya pussy
>mfw an amerifat was fat near me
>a fucking leaf
>mfw when a yuro was a non-American near me
They will literally never recover from this lads.
Feels good being an american ;^)
>be american
>make a post
>forget to tip the Sup Forums mod
>get shot
>arrive at the McDonald's™ McHospital©
>have to wait for the commercial break to end before i can be unloaded off the ambulance
>receive $500'000 bill for treatment
>forget to sing the national anthem while tipping the doctor
>get shot
>drift slowly into a coma while a crowd begins clapping patriotically around my body
A FUCKING LEAF
>tfw no more flagless comfy Sup Forums
>tfw every time I post, all replies are 'poo in loo'
Hey, if it wasn't a meme, there would still be "a fucking wheel" to shitpost.
>mfw an American lives in a self built, self policed concentration camp and he doesn't even realise it near me
>yuropoors
Wait a sec where is the transantlantic semen pipeline
>ba
>gs
>nodollarz
>nogunz
Yuroshits:The Cuckening
Considering how many terrorist attacks there's been in Europe you europoor cunts can't make that joke
>be European
>get run over by terrorists
>get shot by terrorists
>get arrested and imprisoned for hate speech
>come to Sup Forums
>make jokes about Americans getting shot
Such is the life of a europoor
>brown man with gun is terrorist
>retard with gun is a patriot
>aussie logic
An American is literally being shot right now
0 attacks here familia
>mfw an ameridoop drove his mobility scooter near me
>implying a 14 IQ dindu aspiring rapper/drug dealer in the ghetto that despises this country is an "American"
You are right then
You can't pick and choose who is American buddy. Its the UNITED states, you are all one big cluster fuck of a nation.
Didn't someone try and kill the Royal family a while ago? At some parade?
SHART
IN
That was an insane ex-royal guard who was fired and got his jimmies rustled.
>there's literally a 50% chance that the American you're talking to is non-white
Can't make this shit up
MART
Still a terrorist attack no?
Literally everyone in these pics is obese, even the child
So sad
Consider yourself lucky to not have to share a border with these fat retards
How come canada is the only civilized north american country? Also is there any hope for mexico?
We still have to share a board with them
I request that you delete this thread and never return to this board again
Mexico is completely terrible, most of the southern states are on par with it.
True but at least you can turn off the computer, I have to deal with being called an amerifat whenever I travel anywhere
mexico was good in the 60s and 70s ive heard
>this thread has lasted 4 hours
if someone makes a thread about ketchup in the fridge I guarantee it gets pruned. Why do you Ameribitches hide behind their janitor master?
>I have to deal with being called an amerifat whenever I travel anywhere
learn french or adopt a british accent
>Implying shitskins have the money and agency to access the internet at the same rate and that we are on kikebook, twitard, Worldstar, or Instagram
You are right then
kek calm down Tyrese we're not judging
I just don't act like an obnoxious cunt and I'm not fat so usually they can figure it out
not ordering a 200 euro bottle of wine and then asking for ice cubes usually does the trick
(yes, I've seen amerifats do this numerous times)
DELEEETTTT
lel why the fuck
Americans drive through the town I grew up in at 50 miles an hour because they don't understand kilometres. There used to be a cop who sat there all day and pulled over amerifats for a living
ketchup in the fridge is 100% American Sup Forums you future literal skidmark
All memes aside that's quite possibly the most American thing possible
Who the fuck puts ice in wine? I want names, waffle.
>not taking a cheeky shart in the mart
honestly how do europeans live with such low wages?
>implying I make more than 12,000 a year before deductions or taxes
The world is a work, m8.
Literally what do you do, Sup Forums janitor? I knew literal crackheads who made three times that just stocking shelves.
>black people aren't Americans except when they're winning all our gold medals
Those crackheads must not live in the deep south
In the midwest.
>all black people are bad except athletes
You're part of the problem.
they had southern accents
based copper
and who knows why
Everything is cheap as shit
>Southern accents
That explains it then. Not going to pretend the rest of Americans are some cultured wine connoisseurs but Southerners really go out of their way to outretard everyone else on Earth.
>Thinking that the South rejoined the US after the Civil War
:^)