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Stupidly fucking early edition.

Anyone lurking?

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rotorua fapping here but i doubt youll get many tonight.

Ya I know, just bored as fuck. What's the haps in rotovegas?

Wellington here, who wants a drawing?

Can you draw sonic the Hedgehog riding a shark like a surfboard?

That bird has seen some shit

Or a hipster vaping on a robot penis

Im here. Mrs and kids are driving me mad.

I get one day off a week and the weather is shit, so we are all cooped up here together

The awesome deal I got on V from paki save wasnt so awesome, as the cans are only 200ml

for
Oops

Sure.

Draw Jonkey in a jaccuzzi lighting a cigar with a $100 note

Do the haka with sharpie in pooper, cunt.

Fucking epic. Thanks user. I'm going to get my crayons out and colour it in.

You're the boss.

Dunners reporting.

Fuckin' well early. How are we all?

As you wish.

Well played dude

Can you draw my bus arriving on time for once?

Te Awamutu here, any T.A/Tonian's here?

Good bro. Just heading hone from seeing the lad. Vape ran out of juice and phone is down to 30%. Dunno if I'll make it.

Catch the earlier one.

can someone in auckland ask my friend aaron to please stop ignoring me

i don't want to inconvenience you so much where you'd have to track him down to say it
just if you could kind of say it aloud a little bit, that would be swell

Fucking kek

Phone should make it, just turnoff Bluetooth/Wi-Fi & turn down brightness and you'll be sweet.

What's his number and your name?

Already is, plus power save mode is on.

i don't know his number, and i'm david, nice to meet you

Im know aaron, but he is a wanker. Hes not your friend if he doesnt answer his phone

Then he's not your friend.

oh okay
sorry

She's a cold one tonight. My testes are up in my chest cavity.

Fuck, I could do with some cake right about now.

I'd love a good cheesecake but Im struggling to find one that has a firm buscuit base, while not being brutalised by the fruit layer on top

Cheesecake factory.

My nigga

Brought from three different guys and each of their stuff has had a whole heap of leaf in it.

Never had this problem, anyone else?

Where I am you're lucky if it's not all leaf or rot

I was on the train listening to some Maori teenagers teaching a white girl how to correctly pronounce Maori words... But they were pronouncing them incorrectly...

Their language is dead and they should let it go.

Last year I brought two 50s that were rot.

I really want to grow my own just paranoid af. Hate paying people to rip me off with shit weed though.

>side note it dumbfounds me how as a nation of farmers we grow such shit weed (and are so arrogant about that shit weed, too).

Its a marketing strategy. Ask for better gear but be prepared to pay more...

Or find a different dealer

It's because it's not the farmers who grow it most of the time, it's maoris or 20 year olds who don't have much experience. Most experienced weed growers are already in jail from being caught since your sentence depends on the amount you've grown/are caught with, meaning the shit growers are usually safe because they don't produce a lot. Also this cold snap will have people harvesting whatever they got, so it should be readily available right now.
Either way it's been far too long since I had actual decent weed.

You cant get good seed here like in europe,or the US. The climate is perfect for growing weed, but the gangs want weed that grows quickly, clones reliably, and wrecks you fast.

Once its legal this country will be a holy land for pot smokers

>Its a marketing strategy
wot

>Ask for better gear but be prepared to pay more
>gear

>Most experienced weed growers are already in jail from being caught
Yeah, nah.

>it's maoris or 20 year olds who don't have much experience
True but from the reading I've been doing it seems simple as. I gather that most growers are not curing their weed. That's what I'm quite excited to try doing.

>You cant get good seed here like in europe,or the US
The seed isn't the issue though.

>but the gangs want weed that grows quickly
Yeah I'm not sure if I've ever had a sativa.

>>Most experienced weed growers are already in jail from being caught
>Yeah, nah.
>>it's maoris or 20 year olds who don't have much experience
>True but from the reading I've been doing it seems simple as. I gather that most growers are not curing their weed. That's what I'm quite excited to try doing.

For you

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Did anyone save the pack of durries with a dick? Or the dick with a dick?

>tfw too poor to have an insulated home with good airflow
Fuck this humid ass moisture and shit. At least by 2019 all houses have to be insulated.

When will they get double glazing and central heating?

Our house is freezing. Going into any room other than the lounge (which has the heat pump...which isn't pumping that much heat!) is akin to walking into an iceberg.

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Also

Thanks

That'll be the day. Been watching hgtv a bit lately and so fucken jelly of American houses.

Did you clean the filters? Should be really easy to do when the unit is cold

I know that feel. Now we have new fucken fireplace laws thanks to much global warming bullshit. Fuck this gay country.

They were cleaned last year sometime and weren't that dirty at all.

Maybe I do need to do them again because, even with it going, I'm still cold af.

I'm finally in a position to grow some myself. Had a couple seedlings in summer but they dried out when I went away fro a week and my drip fucked up. Just getting sorted before I give an indoor winter grow a shot. Hope to have a few clones for summer because fuck enduring that shitass drought again

I'm thinking about doing a spacebucket, seems pretty straight forward.

BJ Lips, if you still lurk hit me up and we'll grow together.

Need a favour from a woman. Privately send me a timestamped pic of your tits so I can use it to troll Sup Forums.

Pm'd you :^)

whop the fuck has a fruit layer on a cheese cake.
fuck off back into the night you foul creature.

thanks. nice tits btw

Thought about it but I have a good enough set up in the garage. Just have to do the lights manually but that's fine on my schedule.

I have to be sneaky because still live with the fam bam also the landlord lives on the property plus we have an agency that does the inspections.

what are your pen/brush settings op?

Why are IDs even gone?

Op isn't drawbro, ask drawbro.

want mountain dew.
don't want to leave house.
will have to order pizza.

10.

Dunedin reporting.

This actually, is not the first thread today. there was one made at stupid o'clock this arvo (5:30pm).

Fucking comfy day at home infront of the fire.

>miss the snow though

Fuck that shit. Glad I'm in Auckland.

Howdy

How fat are you guys?

youtube.com/watch?v=YqDRA60AgNs

I'm a skinny cunt. Why?

73kg and 5'9
I want to be a skinny trap but my shoulders are too damn broad :c

83kg last check. Could be better.

anybody in wellington wanna do something this week? bored af

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I'll eat the fuck out of your arse if you're keen?

depends. you fat?
if no then sure why not.

Not fat.

hmmmm
give me your specs

bout 70ks and bout 6 ft

american here. Is sonny bill williams your president? If not, why?

because he's muslim

Auckfag reporting in, got horsed for the first time last night and I'm donating blood tomorrow lmao wish me luck

How much will one of you cunce pay me to drink an almost full bottle of kaitaia fire?

what do you want to do?

nothing.
do it and you'll be cool.

Different guy but 6'2, 7" donger, slim, straight

I don't want to be cool, I want to pay my rent.

>straight
Well I don't care about your specs then
idk, anything really. Stressed af atm and looking to let go.
I've got drugs if you've got money, though idk if I'll do them.

>I've got drugs if you've got money
>Stressed af atm and looking to let go.

do drugs my g.

I don't have money because i'm looking to buy a computer, and I don't do drugs because they don't do much for me.

fuck pc master race.

do you weed?
is it nice?

do I weed?
I don't smoke it but I can get some if you need it.

Then stop being poor

yes I need.

ugh
How much are you willing to pay?
How much do you want?
Where do you wanna do the drop?

I would, but I have an avocado addiction.