You wake up in the Hungarian village of Almásfüzitő.
You wake up in the Hungarian village of Almásfüzitő
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Swim across the river to Slovakia
>they'll host a Roman camp soon
kill myself
I take the train back to Budapest
ehhmm... tri.. moreta?
hmm like... spinning dog on a rope? or its not hungarian?
Call friend to bring me home
How the fuck do you pronounce that?
>t. shoots dogs in field
>"this is for štúr"
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buut we dont
Europe is full of Slavs, you should've Magyarized yourself
What do Kazakhs do for fun ?
>slovaks
>slavs
hahaha
sorry my friend, we are actually iranian
common misconception ahaha
smoke weed
What else
Shameful, Mete Khan is rolling in his grave.
and throeat singing
Hungarians are practically of the same ethnic makeup, if you Uralicized yourself like their forefathers before them you'd be a way more interesting country desu fampai
Can you take courses for throatsinging there?
yeah if we became niggers we would be more interesting too
...
Asiatic steppelords are more so
What are Slovaks so proud of?
halušky, oštiepok and štúr
Kurva anyatok
>none of them even register on the radar of Hollywood
>they can't even get his country's name right so they call it Sokovia
>we're already at meme status with Budapest and paprikás
Ayyyyyy lmao. It's only a matter of time before we're getting our own movie - Hawkeye and the Black Widow: Back in Budapest
That they can fit their entire history in a text message
that we stayed Slovaks despite efforts of all kind of mongoloid apes
>well done you've managed to get beaten up by a pub of illiterate masons
>we stayed Slovaks
yeah we did, you could take a page of our book, you will need it soon Hans Hassad Abdullah
>1200+ history is short
oh i forgot you wuz sumerians and shit
>yeah we did
indo-europeans came from asia too, you mongoloid ape.
Slovaks didn't even exist before the 1800's
> 1200
> in dog years
>be goatfucking savages
>muh moravia
>big stronk well hung-aryans come and give you civilization and build your cities,take your wives
>be hungarian for 1900 years
>live off of EU-money and cry about muh history
>be an absolute cuck durning ww 1
>end up being a tumor in czhec's ass, they dump you
Okay so maybe 2 text messages
>this is what magyars actually believe
ethnogenesis started in principality of nitra
try again
>mongoloids with crooked legs that came in on small disgusting horses gave us civilization
other way around buddy
>tfw no barbara palvin lookalike gf