You wake up in the Hungarian village of Almásfüzitő

You wake up in the Hungarian village of Almásfüzitő.

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Swim across the river to Slovakia

>they'll host a Roman camp soon

kill myself

I take the train back to Budapest

ehhmm... tri.. moreta?
hmm like... spinning dog on a rope? or its not hungarian?

Call friend to bring me home

How the fuck do you pronounce that?

>t. shoots dogs in field

>"this is for štúr"

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buut we dont

Europe is full of Slavs, you should've Magyarized yourself

What do Kazakhs do for fun ?

>slovaks
>slavs
hahaha
sorry my friend, we are actually iranian
common misconception ahaha

smoke weed

What else

Shameful, Mete Khan is rolling in his grave.

and throeat singing

Hungarians are practically of the same ethnic makeup, if you Uralicized yourself like their forefathers before them you'd be a way more interesting country desu fampai

Can you take courses for throatsinging there?

yeah if we became niggers we would be more interesting too

...

Asiatic steppelords are more so

What are Slovaks so proud of?

halušky, oštiepok and štúr

Kurva anyatok

>none of them even register on the radar of Hollywood
>they can't even get his country's name right so they call it Sokovia
>we're already at meme status with Budapest and paprikás

Ayyyyyy lmao. It's only a matter of time before we're getting our own movie - Hawkeye and the Black Widow: Back in Budapest

That they can fit their entire history in a text message

that we stayed Slovaks despite efforts of all kind of mongoloid apes

>well done you've managed to get beaten up by a pub of illiterate masons

>we stayed Slovaks

yeah we did, you could take a page of our book, you will need it soon Hans Hassad Abdullah

>1200+ history is short
oh i forgot you wuz sumerians and shit

>yeah we did

indo-europeans came from asia too, you mongoloid ape.

Slovaks didn't even exist before the 1800's

> 1200
> in dog years

>be goatfucking savages
>muh moravia
>big stronk well hung-aryans come and give you civilization and build your cities,take your wives
>be hungarian for 1900 years
>live off of EU-money and cry about muh history
>be an absolute cuck durning ww 1
>end up being a tumor in czhec's ass, they dump you

Okay so maybe 2 text messages

>this is what magyars actually believe
ethnogenesis started in principality of nitra
try again
>mongoloids with crooked legs that came in on small disgusting horses gave us civilization
other way around buddy

>tfw no barbara palvin lookalike gf