Confession thread

confession thread

>I really want to have sex with underage girls and go on Sup Forums to live vicariously through the (probably fake) stories that are sometime posted on here

Me as well

I'm an FBI agent that monitors these threads and records the ip of all of you.

I'm retarded enough to laugh at that horrific excuse for a joke

i am an underage girl from Greece.

I hate Greeks

nice try but agents know you dont have access to IP without warrant, faggot

I'm 32 and fucked a 16 year-old last year. The vagina felt totally different from an older woman.

hate me daddy

Ha. Good one.

Gee I can't imagine why

>I'm an FBI agent that monitors these threads and records the ip of all of you.

No, you're just a tubby little neck beard with a bad case of acne loafing around in your mother's basement with a slice of cold pizza in one hand and your tiny tiny dick in the other.

You should be castrated you pedo fuck.

all they need is a probable cause

>Implying his penis can fill a human hand

My friends were talking about cp and how they wanna view it to see why some really enjoy it. I think I'd just feel dirty if I say someone underage, nude in a photo online

Who when how why

they still cant just sit in threads and collect IP

b&

Lol, imagine being the FBI agent assigned to browse Sup Forums all day.

I've fucked a couple younger girls I've tutored over the years. All legal though.
There were a few 14 year olds who had a crush on me, but I wasn't willing to spend 20 years for that.

I would like it if this thread could serve it's intended purpose and not become a tinfoil-hat circle jerk.

but cold pizza leftovers are the best thing ever

t bon

It sure filled your mom's hand faggot

Age of consent is 34 in your country? Man, that's strict.

fuck off, OP

but his mom is a midget

16

>I'd love for some pedo hater to fuck me while raging, like really pound me hard, and cum from the prostatic stimulation while he has a heart attack.

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I ain't OP nigger

It's the special ed department
>Pic related. It's the agent

I wanna buy a boat and do some vile things in international waters to a loli, no murderino tho

sure, you're not fooling anyone, you fool

How underage

fuck off with this gay shit

>getting that mad at the stupidest joke

You must not be fun to hang out with.

No u

You missed the joke doofus.

>i pretend to hate pedos just to bump the thread for content

Lmao I do have glasses and shave my head. Damn

For that I'll remove you from the list.

Kek

>ITT anons who believe the only reason they can't fuck young girls is the law.

Makes me laugh everytime.

>Be OP
>My son asks me to babysit his 16-year-old, the good guy OP i am, i accept.
>Be there, parents left
>She's in her room, i'm downstairs
>Go up, open door, sneak her up from behind
>pic related happens
>Shout "where is your penis?!"
>I'm OP after all

What an emotional rollercoaster

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fuck off newfag

I want to watch my wife get fucked by a guy with a big cock. Unfortunately she will probably never go for it so I resort to showing her off thru kik and have guys tribute her and tell me how they would use her.

She kinda looks like Ivanka Tramp

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Is this pic legal?

>If I call him a newfag I can disguise myself and then no one will realize my true identity! A newfag!!

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Kek you're the one having an autistic meltdown over a picture you didn't particularly find funny. Im no oldfag, but you're definitley a retarded newfag

>You must not be fun to hang out with.

Your mom likes it.

I want to fuck a midget and predend she's my 9yr old daughter

pls no.

saying newfag doesn't work anymore this isn't 2012

yeah, pulled from reddit legal teens sub

Dude radical mom joke bro xD xD like that should go on the top 10 mom roast of all time

Why not just go to Germany where the age of consent is 14?

Normally i'd believe you're right, but he has dubs.. Soo...

because 14 is too old

>posting literal Reddit content

You have to go back

>Be male
>Be 8yo
>Have 2 male cousins, ages 6 and 8
>We find my father's stash of erotic magazines
im8andwhatisdis.exe
>We discuss the best course of action
>We get naked and experiment
>We kiss, we lick and touch each other
>This goes on for some years till we lose contact
>We never get to have full blown sex, but we got very sexual the three of us
>Adult now, pedo, bi

I so miss those days

>Implying Sup Forums won't hand them over willingly.

Get 7 proxies nublet.

About 70℅ of my bookshelf is made out of stolen books, and I steal faster than I read them

>starting a relationship with someone who has no money

yeah nice try

I love sucking older men cocks.
I've sucked uncles and friends of my dad, I just love a big mature cock down my throat

thats admirable

That's the most boring thing in the world to steal
Stealing gum from a dollar store is more exciting than that

A nigger that can read??

They teach you that at Quantico?

I love to read, it might be the most boring thing to steal but I enjoy them
Kek, not even black

Ive fucked with an underaged niece, licked her feet and cum on her flat chest.
She's older now but I still want to fuck her senseless

I've never done a greentext before but here ya go

> Be 25 on tinder.
> Match cute 19 year old blasian.
> Chat for a bit. She's fucking crazy. Has some serious attention issues, but that's just a good indicator she's dtf.
> We make plans to meet after I get off work one day. She lives with her dad but says he gets home late.
> fuckyes.jpg
> She's snapping pics to me at work of things I should clearly not be opening at work.
> Leave office, fully erect.
> Get on motorcycle, fully erect.
> Get somewhat lost in her neighborhood, fully erect.
> Find her place and she takes me straight back to her room.
> We lay on her bed and watch netflix for a bit.
> Kind of bored. The crazy is starting to bare into my skull.
> Start making the moves. Put my hands on her waist. Pull her a little closer. Act like I can't see the screen and move my face closer to hers.
> I'm in.
> Start making out and taking clothes off. 14/10 body.
> Slide in. Tightest fit I've ever had. Nearly bust immediately.
> See her phone by the bed. Pick it up and start filming snaps of fucking her.
> She sends them to her friends and exes.
> Hnnnnnng
> Make an educated guess on her crazy level and start choking her.
> She fucking loves it.
> Slap her just light enough to keep those cheeks rosy.
> 12hot6me
> I'm about to bust. Pull out and grab her head.
> She swallows every bit.
> Chat for a little while and start to actually connect a little.
> "Oh shit" she turns around and peeks through her window blinds.
> "My dad is home you need to go NOW"
> fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
> Put on pants.
> Put on shoes.
> Grab jacket and helmet and start walking to the door.
> Forgot my phone.
> Run back to get phone.
> The fuck is taking this man so long?
> Kiss her. Walk out door.
> Not but 2 feet from around the corner of her door is her dad.
> Make eye contact and don't break stride
> "Hey"
> Get on bike never to be seen again.

i really want to have sex with underage girl too, think its called turning 30

Used to "wrestle" with my younger niece when we were both little, she was 6 I was 12, or thereabouts. Wrestling consisted of throwing one another around on the bed for a while, then her dry humping me until I came in my pants.
Once pulled down her pants and stuffed my tongue between her pussy lips too.

nice.. you keep in contact with her?

op here, especially into younger girls as a 22 year old school teacher

> Cut to a few months later.
> Stay friends on snapchat
> Snap stories seem to take place in what looks conspicuously like a highschool class room.
> "Happy birthday to me"
> "Daddy got me a car"
> She was 16.

it's like having food ready with 0 effort.

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well, at least she didnt say you raped her.. 10/10

keep this thread alive :o

Yet

how long ago did this happen?

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MODS

YOU SICK BASTARDS

Becouse of you sick pervs Sup Forums will be ilegal,MODS PLEASE

Bump :3

There is actually nothing illegal in this thread

Anyone believing these fictional stories to be true are fools

yea buth you are all waiting to something illegal pop up

If you count your stupidity as illegal, then yes, kill Sup Forums already.

I fell in love with someone over the internet who lives very far away and maybe we'll never see each other but I still love her even though she gave up on us and married another guy

like when you google family nudist beach its all ilegal girls and its legal on the internet all becouse of you

>lived in germany for 2 years
>company gave me a shit two-story house to live in
>family lived next door
>4 kids
>the 3 youngest regularly played in the back yard
>all 3 went shirtless during summer months
>sometimes down to just panties/underwear
>much fapping. many cums. wow.