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FLA:Aleksander Barkov suffers LBI Wednesday
VAN:Ryan Miller blocks 36 in win over Kings
PHI:Wayne Simmonds picks up 1G, 1A in loss to STL
STL:Robby Fabbri scores hat trick in win over PHI
TB:Tyler Johnson nets 2 goals in comeback win
PIT:Sidney Crosby scores (again) in win over CAR
CHI:Artemi Panarin gets a two-year extension
MIN: Eric Staal has 29 points in 34 games. Apologize.
NAS:P.K. Subban to sit out next 2 games with UBI
NJ:Taylor Hall (LBI) out Thursday, day-to-day
TB:Nikita Kucherov will return Wednesday night
PIT:Dumoulin suffers broken jaw, out 6-8 weeks

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1st for bust generation

2nd for golden generation

is that kippers?

>Aleksander Barkov suffers LBI Wednesday

LOL

Weak body, weak national team

>posting a swedish bust goalie

Lundpads is done for and his terrible contract will bring rags down for years.

>posting with a finnish flag

Finland is done for and their terrible busts will bring them down for years.

Jackets at Jest, whom & by how many?

Jest for the memes by two

leave. this is nordic thread.

i don't see cross in your flag

>bring them down
That would imply they've ever been up

>Kippers getting thicc

Wew

Is Eric Staal doing so well because he can drive home on offdays or take a very short flight?
Also I read the brothers each own a lake cabin on the same lake, sounds pretty comfy. If only saunas were standard here.

Jackets at Wild on New Year's Eve (or Day if you're a Europooran)

Who do you got /hoc/?

Both teams lose to near bottom teams tonight. Bob explodes his knee in the first and Parise gets another mysterious injury. Dubnyk puts on a show because the mild skate like they were at the Winter Carnival. 2-2 snoozefest that goes to the poopout.

>parise gets another mysterious injury
and nothing of value was lost.

Jackets by 1 or 2

>he doesn't have 20 goals REEEEEEEEEEE

He's obviously doing shit right or else he'd be demoted from the top line especially with Boudreau as the head coach

Nice OP

He has gotten strep throat 3 times since the buttman cup and will likely get his tonsils removed in the offseason.

wew

Just replace him with manlet "vancouver 1st round pick" Schroeder and be done with it.

Holy shit did all of the Finns actually kill themselves?
To make you feel better in 2009 Vatanen and Haula were selected in the 4th and 7th round respectively and have exceed expectations. In fact they are key pieces on their team.

>captcha thinks soup is tea, wew

Alfredsson is getting his jersey raised tonight and there is nothing you can do about it

Literally who cares

leafs

And Koivu will get his retired too. Seems silly to retire numbers when they won't get into the HOF. Though the mild number retiring started memery on day one.

why would anyone be mad about it?

>not care about a canadian who gets his jersey raised
Your parents should be ashamed of you

At the end of the day, memes are all that we have. Koivu is a good boy

you could low-key retire it like Fedorov: No one in the wings organization is allowed to wear 91

The difference being that in like 10-30 years people will start wearing 91

But 9 is a pretty big/stacked/serious/important number (cant think of a good term). I can understand the pseudo retirement for 37 and Niklas Backstrom.
But 9, hell Parise wore 9 on the debbies. I just think the mild are too triggerhappy to not retire Koivu's number/jersey.

you ought to retire 9 for Howe

99, 9, and 4 are forbidden

hockey is fucking GAY lol

agreed

who cares its almost 2017

ITS STILL THE CURRENT YEAR

The year all important figures are given golden apples by Iðunn.

still no (You)s....

>explained multiple times how to re enable (You) function in standard Sup Forums extensions
>ugly smelly stupid mongols dont listen and still complain about no (You)s
Truly the dumbest race on the planet.

I never had to do it or do phone posters not have to?

The (You) economy crashed harder than Zimbabwe.

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tfw oilers farm team. Anton Slepyshev seems to be skating so much faster than everyone in the AHL too bad he is shit at scoring

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The CSS thing? I tried that and nothing

I disagree with that statement. If you're absolutely crucial to your team and we're a lifelong captain for 15 years you deserve a jersey retirement

I've never been head over heels for Koivu, obviously he has left a lot to be desired and he really honestly has never been the face of the franchise (Gaborik then Parise) that sold jerseys and tickets he has been the teams captain since near inception and he will likely retire a member of the Wild [if he doesn't go and play for like 1 or 2 teams in the twilight years before retirement ala so many players before him]

Stats wise does Koivu deserve a jersey retirement come the time in Minnesota, absolutely not.
But whatever you want to call it, be it loyalty or basically the first man through the wall etc, does he deserve a jersey retirement? Yeah, probably.

It will be a topic of discussion where everyone will shuffle there feet and radiocucks will blow his ass through the muck and compare him to actual greats. But in the end the answer will be "well.. I guess so...:
He's the first career captain the team has. You got to do something beyond a bronze plaque.

Yeah in comparison to players on 60+ year old teams it will look retarded as fuck but we can't compare the two

Last digit will tell how many goals Laine scores next night

dubs and laine breaks his tibula ending his meme career

its amazing what a little time not in Finland will do. He looks 10 times better than he did just a year ago

he's not ugly in this picture
whats going on here

You are embarrassing yourself

Double digits and a Maple Leaf gets the Calder this season

You are embarrassing yourself

i will eat a bucket of shit if finland loses to sweden tonight

Reminder that the picture you just posted was taken in Sweden and that Laine might be swedish

World Juniors thread

>he's not ugly in this picture

Finns ladies and gents

Turku is now in sweden? lmao you are delusional.

Laine is a Stockholm boy, the sooner you realize it the better

Pic related

>Turku

Never heard of that. Maybe you are talking about Åbo?

Photoshopped. Here's the real one.

Apologize

People think the jets will win tonight
KEK

I know they will win

just check the doubles boy

who does? Its going to be a guaranteed blowout, whither CBJ shits the bed or not

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Järntorget_(Stockholm)

;^)

Haula dubs confirm

cant believe i fell in the web of swedish lies.

i feel so DUMB

>Finnish intellectuals

stay woke

youtube.com/watch?v=_bZ6zaI697s

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anyone else want to see finland completely memed on?

They are already 0-2

>ZERO wins
>ZERO points

yes I know.

To be completely memed on they have to be 0-4.

Finland will never recover

they already have been

Think of how shit /hoc/ would be without Finland. It would be border shitflinging with the occasional norge, Nylander, aussie, monkei, and brit posts.
But mostly a few autists shitting up the whole thread.

>literally who vs literally who
>amerishits vs russhits
>canada vs literally who
great broadcasts, the only game worth watching is on premium channels

fuck you tsn

Pretty good post

1-3 is likely but I doubt they go 0-4.

Laine hattrick

>Pacific is the weakest division
>both Wildcard teams are from Pacific
Analysts pls explain

You may ONLY reply to this post if >your team has 50 or more points.

Not so fast all but two teams in the metro division!

>he doesnt have the nhl network

casual

'lumbus fan reporting in.

will reply in a few hours

Anyone else for the irrelevant meme tourney here?

i like it. they play some fun hockey and that arena looks like its the comfiest arena of all time

>rags

>half the Pens are now injured

Wouldn't be a season without this

>its another episode of the pens medical staff sucks shit
never gets old to be honest

go jets!

Not so fast inbred rust belt scum!

>Jackets call up a Finn for the Jets game
They're screwed

Games played babbies. Can't wait until Gallagay scrambles crysbys brain and Malkin has a "lower body injury"
If columbus won 25% of their games in hand they would surpass shittsburgh
If the mild lost all three of their games in hand but 2 in overtime they would surpass shitcongo
Teams don't repeat anymore.

Kessel is unbreakable.

>BJ's social network guy defended his team because HOLY SHIT HE REP'D HIS TEAM
>the whole of twatter is shocked and offended.

ffs it's not even january.

>Bob still has to get injured
>Doobie, Anderson, and/or Boone have to get suspended for god-knows-what
>Torts probably needs to get baited into sounding like a douchebag 1 or 2 more times

are all you assholes really that upset that the blue jackets are doing well?
Or is it just all these guys that can't be fucked to take their sunglasses off for their twatter profile pick?

now ive been a fan ever since nutivaara joined. glad that we are finally getting the exposure we deserve. doesnt matter if its jealousy driven

>a literal who finn at that
wew lad

Which Tampa player will get injured tonight?