Dubs decides

Dubs decides

Send nudes

I'll bring you ice cream

Can i eat your ass?

Ah no, but maybe I can offer you a job that is also so fun. Listen, I do scat movies as a side job to make a living. Would you like to do some modelling for me? A high-fibre meal is on me for each session...

i hate niggers

Can I take you on a trip somewhere?

gas the kikes

shoot

Mines not going good I butchered my family

have you been blacked

I want to cut off your nipples and squeeze the milky blood out of them.

this

WINRAR

Are you free to get some food or something after work? My treat.

rollerino

Reroll

Whenever you're near, I can feel the tingle of anticipation surging up from my stomach, it makes me queasy, it makes me dizzy, it makes me fly. I can not wait any longer, I must make you mine. I must melt into you, smell you, taste you. Become one. Sweet, luscious, decadent, like silk against my skin. Cool, yet you make me warm and happy. Oh, pudding, how I love you.

Do it faggot

Winner winner chicken dinner

Trips overrides that dubs.

Do it OP

I have aids from bbc

Rolling to override the trips override

no fuck off newfag

OP is a faggot

Still dubs

I'm sorry

I need to tell you a very important thing,I hope you won't hate me for what I'm going to say, but I trust you and I hope you will forgive me:
The last week I was at the disco when a drunk girl started touching my cock and asked me for sex, I couldn't resist and I accepted. Then an hour ago I received a message from an unknown number, I looked at the photo and she was her, the message said "Im pregnant" and there was also a positive pregnancy test photo.
I hope you could forgive for what I've done, I truly regret it.

Cause I'm on bath salts...I want to get naked and eat people.

>This

I really want to see your feet can you send me a pic?

Sieg Heil

Sorry, that was my pet parrot. He writes that kind of stuff. Weird bird.

Do this one OP

reroll for this

Waiting on reply.

That's what you get for fucking around at work, I hope you get fired

I know it's weird, I'm sorry sometimes I can't help myself. Btw, how does your asshole smell?

Roll

They took you, Nightman
And you don't belong to them
They left me in a world of darkness
Without your sexy hands
And I miss you Nightman, so bad

Emily I have something wierd to tell you..

Winrar

Dubs decides

Although it seems like were losing her.

Haha we gonna scare her away fast

Winner

Way to waste a dubs faggot

Ugh, Winrar

God, I really want to cum on your corpse.

Winrar

You say that's weird but we both know you want to sit that phat ass on my face and call me donkey-dick.

Roll

Winrar

I guess none of you understand that this is much more fun when its actually semi coherent.

Op better deliver, doubt it tho

The only thing that could make the thought of burning you alive more arousing was if you were black

Roll

you've seen sausage party?

If she doesnt reply to the last one I won't bother with another.

nigger

Rolling for this

Op, dod she respond yet?

are you going to finish that croissant

Come on, boi

I can't hold my fat chub in any longer. Suck me dry!

Sorry I was just doing this thing with Sup Forums where people tell you what to say etc... xD
You're very pretty though -=^.^=-~~*

winrar

nice try faggot

Roll for this to stop her from leaving

I've collected my cum in water bottles for 2 weeks

I will pay you $1000 to drink one bottle

The white blood courses through my veins telling me to whip a nigger

Roll

Sorry but I'm getting help from bros on Sup Forums with this conversation. What are you doing tomorrow?

...

This

Would you like to have sex? Not to come across as a weirdo or anything, I just want to mate with a female human being. So, yes or no? :) I'll even go slow if you want, and I promise I'll be gentle. And If you prefer me releasing my semen inside you, I would be a happy lad! I'm quite the gentleman, you see! You can always take a look at my fedora collection afterwards!

Roll

New target, other one never replied.

New rolls. Still dubs.

Ugh we have a winr

>Would you like to have sex? Not to come across as a weirdo or anything, I just want to mate with a female human being. So, yes or no? :) I'll even go slow if you want, and I promise I'll be gentle. And If you prefer me releasing my semen inside you, I would be a happy lad! I'm quite the gentleman, you see! You can always take a look at my fedora collection afterwards!

Can I shit in your mouth and put your shit in my ass?

do this pls

kek
roll

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roll

roll

kek
>rollerino

gaddamit we have a winna

winrar!

rollllllll kek

After work come fuck. Il make you squirt and you can keep your nipples.

Would you be willing to fuck my sister while I watched?

The only thing that could make the thought of burning you alive more arousing was if you were black

Magic is my middle name, let's meet in an hour and I will show you my wand

Holy shit you are the most pretentious cunt I've ever heard. I'll take that number

this is now get thread

win

Kek

Check em

She won't reply. You people suck.

keeeek