/epl/ - Premier League general

Pint of wine edition.

>Dec 30
Hull City vs Everton
>Dec 31
Burnley vs Sunderland
Manchester United vs Middlesbrough
Swansea City vs Bournemouth
Chelsea vs Stoke City
Southampton vs West Bromwich Albion
Leicester City vs West Ham United
Liverpool vs Manchester City
>Jan 1
Watford vs Tottenham
Arsenal vs Crystal Palace

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>de gay

>tfw no gf

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>the perfect player doesn't exi-

i love /trans/ lads

*walks towards the premier league*

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Great player - how many Champions Leagues does he have? Must be AT LEAST one.

Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

He accepted the Leicester offer instead

Any updates on the safe standing to english football situation?

its coming, but scousers will still say no even though they finally got their decision of 100% blame on police

Any updates on the Red Bull menace to english football situation?

Who here /r/soccer here :^)

Just dont have safe standing behind a fence

It was literally the fence that caused hilsborough, i dont understand how they dont get this

They should buy palace, the colours are right

I'm more an r/soccerstreams person

It seems like you are.

I'm sure they are one of the clubs still in talks still, not sure if Swindon is after the rusefest

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HEY THAKSIN, LEAVE OUR SVEN ALONE

>people are using joe.co.uk as a news source

who can stop Chelsea?!

STANDING ON THE EDGE OF THE CRATER
When did they make a uk version of that shit?

>Liverslip

Thanks for reminding me that I need to watch Bundenergydrink more

watching chealse matches is most boring thing in the world

who else /sickofleebinbrokenenglishnipponmaymay/ here

at the end of the day you're just another disillusioned amerifat who thought he'd get to have sex with underage jap schoolgirls because he watched too many chinese pedophilia cartoons

off yourself you fat cunt

>wearing my lestah jersey while doing the shopping
>locked eyes with a bald bloke wearing celtic jersey for 30 seconds

What did he mean by this?

Given the option, would you rather
>obliterate Chelsea football club from existence
or
>Upset Dele Alli enough to make him cry

Nuke Chelsea

Anyone who doesnt want chelsea gone isnt a real football fan

Obliterate Chelshit

i hate chelsea but would rather see them enter a painful slow decline

Why do you hate Alli so much?

Both are good, but I'd rather Chelsea die

OR maybe just do a Leeds, and crash into League 2 or something

he's a paki

He's an english player who the pundits jizz over

He isn't though

Looking at their piss poor team, that should be happening now. Now they've meme'd this ridiculous run and le corrupt Russian ponce has got more shekels out of the corrupt Chinese league it's been postponed >:(

>called ali
>not a paki

lmao French education

He's B/W mixed race

short answer? autism

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True, hopefully Bournemouth fans will appreciate the 2020 Europa League title for a long time

I cant actually remember who howe is managing

>mememouth

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/weeping-paul-gascoigne-appears-gaunt-9532650
Is Gazza finally gonna kick it lads?

he needs full time care

No one
And YYK > PPK

Any updates on the queen to heaven situation?

>£55m
Are City/Chelsea really going to pay that?

For real though, what are the odds Elizabeth will outlive Charles

>tfw my nan will unironically cry and mourn her like she's a family member.

>walk into physio room
>see this
what do?

"How's your leg lad?"

Turn 360 and walk back

>in hospital
>visited by Manu players
>you get Felelli

City spent £50m on John Stones.

Freddy is already there m8

I'm talking about Brian May, m8

We'll all get at least 2 days off at least

Chelsea should have enough defenders with Zouma and Christensen, plus they will have to replace Oscar, Mikel, and Batty.

fucking hell lads
I feel so sorry for the guy, why can't the paparazzi just let him die in peace

>tfw haven't seen Swissbro for quite some time now
Starting to get worried, lads.

>why can't the paparazzi just let him die in peace
Because people want to read about celebrities. Which is why we shouldn't let the free market control the news and media industry.

How elite is Dele /10

3

Fucking dumb player who scored a good goal once, other than that he's a dribble babby with no brain

>Which is why we shouldn't let the free market control the news and media industry.
what's the alternative?

slightly more dynamic fabian delph

hopefully him and barklel will come good for england one day

sterling is unironically the real deal

ross barkley 2.0

British Bolshevik Company informing us, which I do not object

4. Literally won't amount to anything.

the same propaganda machine that would have me believe assad and russia are bad? no thanks

Ah yes, the free market.

proxy off and stop shitposting Zizek
you were exposed ages ago

>qt fireworks captchas

Tell me of your country's secrets, Austria.

I swear these captchas are taking the piss now.
>select all squares that match the description of airplane

fucking jewgle and their captchas, first they had us finishing their ebooks now they have us looking for MH37 parts

>Select all images that are romantic

NIGGA WAT

kek

Someone should sue Google, for discriminating against autists.

>He still doesn't use Legacy Captcha

t. raging plastics upset that the league is turning into to a one-horse race

>He believes the propaganda machine that makes you believe Russia and Assad are the good guys

>That Liverpool feel

>he wants the league to be a one-horse race
Wouldn't you rather the excitement of multiple teams contesting for the title, or have the title race over by March? They have that in Scotland

Glad you're back

I hate it when I have to select all the images of tea and it's clearly coffee.

Beer and Schnitzel

Used it until a few months ago but suddenly Legacy kept giving me impossible captchas to solve.

You don't know the half of it, lad. The dishonest news reporting is only the tip of the iceberg.

The BBC is so slimy, deceitful and left-wing that at least 2/3rd of their output is blatantly dishonest propaganda with a barely-hidden agenda. The entertainment is just as bad as the news. Just look at the twats that they hire to present those toxic OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL panel shows - 95% of them are talentless lefty wankers who use it as a platform to soapbox.

Even their sports coverage is filled to the brim with unsubtle propaganda. Just look at how hard they push women's "football" and the whole "gay bashing and racism in football" drivel that they stir up every 3 weeks. They can't even just show us sports, they insist on trying to "educate" (ie. indoctrinate) without us noticing while we watch.

Fuck the BBC, it's a taxpayer funded branch of the Guardian.

>that leicester feel

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There is nothing wrong with the Guardian or BBC.

>human benis

The more surprising thing is he somehow lost a sumo wrestling match.

>legacy captchas
>solvable
Pick one.

[existential crisis intensifies]

who /leeds/ here?

Yes there is, you dirty communist.

No one but (You), (You) miserable gypsy.

AFCON HANGOVER AD 2017:

#CFC: -
#LFC: Mané
#MCFC: -
#AFC: Elneny
#COYS: -
#MUFC: Bailly
#EFC: Gueye
#SaintsFC: Boufal
#WBA: -
#WatfordFC: Amrabat, Guedioura
#WHUFC: Ayew, Feghouli, Kouyaté, Sakho
#AFCB: Afobe, Gradel
#SCFC: Bony, Sobhi
#Burnley: -
#Boro: -
#LCFC: Amartey, Mahrez, Schlupp, Slimani
#CPFC: Sako, Zaha
#SAFC: Djilobodji, Khazri, Koné, N'Dong
#Swans: -
#Hull: Elmohamady, Mbokani

Some clubs really are fucked...

fuck off you lebo bastard

There is nothing wrong with communism.