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but ur sitting...

Swarthy leader, standing by

CIA power standing by

Even when I was a dumb little kid I questioned the validity of a fat fighter pilot. What was Lucas thinking?

that model must hate himself

I CAN HOLD IT!

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Chances are rebellion was simply short on pilots and enlisted anyone who could fly the thing no matter how physically unfit for the job.

Wtf Adama, there's food shortages you gluttonous fuck.

Why not? Starfighters have inertial compensators, so it's not like a fatty would have G-forces to contend with

hard kek

Porkins, you're a fat fuck. And you die pathetically. I have foreseen it.
But please "stay on target".

thank you for that little tidbit of info.
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red cuck standing by

Red four smiling by

red lanterns being raised nearby

Big Guy standing by

Its about skill not apearence you empire FUCK!

Red riding hood walking by

red koolaid man standing by

Red dead riding by

Red devils standing by

red truck standing by

holy shit, I was literally able to read this perfectly in his voice. God I've watched the originals way too much.

red woman standing by

Red pill standing by

I would have also accepted red refrigerator or red linebacker user..

Red worms standing by

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BUT HE'S SO FAT
HOW IS THE X-WING EVEN ABLE TO HOLD HIM UP IN SPACE?

WOULDN'T HE LIKE BLOW A SPACE FUSE OR SOMETHING AND THEN JUST FALL FOREVER?

BECAUSE HE'S SO FAT

Red Ranger standing by!

The Red Death standing by

Red standing by!

I CAN'T SEE. I HAVE CHEETOS DUST ALL OVER MY VISOR...HEEEEELLLLP!

Nice