What would you do if it was your last day before dying?

What would you do if it was your last day before dying?

>I actually had a good unique life.

I would be missed.

suck a feminine penis

Probably masturbate

Drive as fast as possible down to DC and start taking out as many politicians as I could.

Stick my dick into any and every hole I can find.

Kill myself

Not enough people have tried this in my opinion. All it takes is one bullet to change the world. Look at franz Ferdinand

Ur mum

Fly to another country to meet up this girl I met online.

Rob a bank

Presumably try to find a place where I can both die and stash the body so no one will find it. Wouldn't want to saddle the rents with the cost of a funeral.

Might possibly take out a life insurance policy if it covers suicide. I never got diagnosed so maybe it's not a preexisting issue.

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rape

100% honest,

1st i'd fuck a horse, then probably rape my crush, eat sushi, write my testimony so my parents get all my money an valuables, say goodbye to them, then go on a killing rampage in a muslim ghetto until I die

Fap to gay porn orgy starring gay for pay performers.

get drunk as usually

this

Feel a sense of anxiety yet relief.

Spend all day playing ESO in 4k on my couch smoking girlscout cookies, eating varieties of hot snackable meat selections (kabobs, wings, meetballs on toothpicks, etc) with a private waitor bringing me whatever beverages I so desired. We would live stream the whole event, and use my untimely demise as an excuse to make all the geeks/gamers I know to play with me. We would only take breaks for smoking, eating, bathroom needs, and to fuck a selection of hot, sexually active 14 year old girls (whites and tans only) as hand selected trained & instructed by lexi belle (who would join in ocasionally, at her pleasure).


Yup.

Write a revised will and have it witnessed. Then I would grab a pad of sticky notes and go through all of my possessions labeling their value and whether or not to donate them or sell them.

Then I would probably try to get laid, sip on some good scotch, read a little Marcus Aurelius and then smoke a bowl.

I would try to enjoy my last moments.

Propably sleep, cuz i'm tired af

Why? You would never get to spend the money.

>ESO
Why would you spend your last day playing such an unremarkable game? Play Morrowind, or even fucking Skyrim if it suits you, but ESO?