The evening begins with what should be a fairly simple win for "Scotsman" Peter Wright over similarly named Ian White; Panto Pete has averaged over 100 in both his matches while the dabbing Stokie has struggled to even achieve a 90 average and looks nowhere near his best. A rematch from 2015 then follows with 16 time champion of the grope Phil Taylor against Belgian Kim Huybrechts. Their last meeting here saw Kimmy keep the Philth in check before bending over like a bitch in set 7. Despite his reassurances yesterday that he won't overreact, you can be sure he will and lose... again. Ending the day is a rematch of November's Players Championship Finals hilarious semi-final between #1 Michael van Gerwen and angry midget Darren Webster. MVG averaged 109 against Midget in last year's 4-0 L32 win, but with the Norfolk inbred now used to the big stage, it probably won't be as straightforward this time.
Love it how it looks that the bald security guy holds up the sign with an expression like he really means what it reads.
Angel Morgan
how long til the first match lads
Parker Perez
Left is a proper bird lads
Lincoln Parker
God bless this guy
Eli Morris
whats the thread for the evening sesh?
Ayden Perez
This one apparently.
Jeremiah Thompson
Looks like it.
Andrew Cruz
i'm here for manlet vs autism
i hope webster doesn't come up short
Christian Thompson
kek. I think he has a small chance of winning.
We need more of this.
Lincoln Hernandez
This OP is a fucking moron and doesn't know how these threads work.
We're on now by the way.
Cooper Campbell
They should really just get the first match over with. White gonna get a few chances and choke them away, lost with 4-0 or 4-1. Can't wait for the last 2 matches of this day.
Wyatt Smith
how will anyone ever figure it out?
complete mayhem
Aaron Gomez
>stompe and a cyclist
Henry Rogers
Does Wade do SS?
Robert Price
>Gurney >PL fucking kek, Mardle
He is about as mentally fragile as toilet tissue
Hudson Smith
Terrible commentary at RTL7 always.
>If he wants to win against better player X - he has to play better
>He didn't start well and then you're behind
>He's headshaking so it's not going well with him mentally
>MVG isn't 1 in the world for nothing, I think he'll win
>Taylor's still Taylor
Cruyff is turning in his grave.
Lincoln Robinson
Will twl tonight lads?
Luke Lewis
is le glasses man playing tomorrow night?
Kevin Hall
hehe
Luke Davis
tll
James Flores
kim is a good little player
Adrian Long
> man nicknamed 'Power' complains about aggresion
Sebastian King
Lads I'm down the pub and one of the old lads is losing the plot over these montages kek
Nicholas Young
*dabs* *averages 90 and loses*
Kevin Rodriguez
>dabbing intensifies
Michael Flores
White's dab game is always on point
Landon Thomas
imma give it to you ahh ahh
William Brooks
Clownwife out of colors.
Jayden Lee
These two are the same age
Go clownman
Jason Harris
in what way? keep us posted
Hudson Brown
The human racing flag.
Charles Brown
I was saying Ian White
Jace Foster
Just wants them to get on with the darts rather than shiteing about chatting shite about trying to annoy taylel and showing a billion video clips
Cooper Young
I like it when they chant "Boring Boring Tables"
I also like it when they chant "Stand Up If You Love The Darts"
I especially like that "Yaya Kolo" chant of theirs.
And "Stand Up If You Love The Darts" definitely deserves a mention.
When they sing "Heyyyyyy, heyyyy baby... Oooh, aaah... I wanna knowwwww... If you'll be my girl", I have to admit I have welled up a few times.
And now you mention it, that "Yaya Kolo" chant truly is different class
But my favourite would probably have to be "Stand Up If You Love The Darts"
Henry Anderson
>Petian Petian Writhe, Petian Writhe Just to be sure.
This will be around for a long time.
Gavin Wood
Ze germans
Bentley Stewart
Why do grown men dab?
Isaac Evans
The fact White has only lost 1 set in the tournament just goes to show how fucking appalling his opponents have been.
James Gray
Is it one of Wolfie's drinking buddies?
Chase Butler
Because the guy in charge of marketing told them so.
Gavin Campbell
wew that looked like Haider at first
Luke Cruz
Friendly reminder that Wolfie would win this joke tournament with one hand tied behind his back
Adrian Rogers
He just learned about it on Facebook
David Collins
martin pls go
Matthew Watson
Hello, Martin.
Grayson Carter
Is that a disadvantage?
Nathan Baker
monkey see monkey do
Jaxson Peterson
only if the crowd shuts the fuck up
Lincoln Lewis
White with glasses looks like a granddad that reads his grandchildren stories of Wayne Rooney's glory days.
Landon Sullivan
>one of these jobbers vs. wade will be a QF
Elijah Rivera
It's fun
>stating the obvious
Chase King
wright isn´t a jobber
Robert Scott
...
Connor Bell
The Age of Rooney?
Jack Hughes
You made the thread, didn't you?
It shows.
Juan Green
Who d/a/rts here?
Jason Harris
>Ian Shite
Henry Turner
hes a clown, man.
Ryder Anderson
(u)
Daniel Fisher
Fuck off back to /bundes/ jaggy
Mason Diaz
>Ian Shite Diamond is averaging 73.
He is going to fucking plummet down the rankings next year.
Adam Jones
...
Isaac Smith
DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU
OI OI OI
Luis Lee
jobber is harsh but I don't rate him as a real contender, fully expect gaz to stroll to the final
