If you made a short film, what would it be about?

If you made a short film, what would it be about?

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fuck off, im not giving you ideas

it would be about tying my sister up and getting dogs to rape her in the anus while I beat off

About this 25 year old guy who has high social intelligence but is a complete madman/sadist/no empathy fuck... I can go on more if interested

do it!

you mean this guy

getting a life

rofl

boring

The expansion of the sun into Earth's orbit.

The greatness of Adolf Hitler.

ME?

That definitely wouldn't be a short film

Dota

So basically this film would be Abel to get it "right" if the main actor does class fucking A best himself character or this would be a cringe dumbass fucking autistic faggotry in a box film...

>the movie starts with him visiting his mother.
>shows he "loves" her and he is being a good goy
>than the next scene he walks into chipotle and at the end of his order he tells the wagekuk worker ur a fat fuckjng bitch lose weight... and walks away quickly
>other scenes involved him talking shit about his mother so he can fuck this girl (doesn't work, but he's ok with it not even mad)
>him driving in a middle of the night from a club and seeing another car across from him on the highway he gives 6 bullets into the driver and he gets IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF PKEASURE FROM IT...
Than this happens... continue..

So through out these edgy scenes you fucking hate him, you as a viewer want this faggot piece of shit to off himself yet something about him like his way of turning on empathy when needed, logical way of thinking and pure madness for no reason you seem to like... so one time he sees bunch of African Americans walking...

He decides to call them niggers and drive off... the movie goes on and at this point youre like fuck this guy, as it goes on and when he walks away from the apartment, all being happy and shit, he gets fucking 6 bullets to his chest by that same nigger he called nigger... this scene has to be like absolutely great


You can see the facial expression of the main character and how his ego has completely collapsed knowing he's about to die is a priceless look... anyhow as that happens cops sees this shit and chase down the nigger arrest him..

Nobody knows that the main character was a faggot piece of shit, so when the nigger gave him led he gets the worse of it all. Like this white doood dindu button and this nigger gets 25 to life yet as a viewers you saw the full picture

Fuck I would write a better story but writing on the phone is as worse as it gets for writing (not a writer either)

are you black?

a turtle on meth would write a better story

Basically about someone like Pinocchio except when a lie is told, his dick grows instead.

His legitimate lying gets him into obvious trouble but is then noticed by one of the top stars in a porn film that needs a male lead role.

So he gets into the company and can actually pretend to lie (while actually lying during the storytelling), making decent money in the process.

Things turn bad when, because of his porn gimmick, he begins to experience what he claims to be a "permanent erection."

So he goes to a doctor and explains the situation to her. At first she thinks he's crazy. So he strips down and is like "See, I can't fucking get it to go down...!"

Needless to say, after the Doctor fucks him into oblivion, she insists on the man leaving the porn company and return to a boring, sexless life where lying is not an option. Ever.

The man reluctantly agrees. So a year or so goes by and still has a raging hard on. He begins to contemplate suicide.

"No work, no sex, no life. Just this big dick and I can't even use it anymore. Why live?"

When suddenly, a thought strikes him:
"Maybe...if I just start spewing random facts. Truths!"

He gets so excited that he grabs his jacket and bolts out the door.

"THE GRASS IS GREEN!" he'd yell to a man walking his dog. "HALLOWEEN IS OCTOBER 31st!" he'd scream at a woman jogging along the street.

After about an hour of doing this, the miracle he was waiting for. His dick became flaccid once again.

"Hooray!" the man shout as he begins to cross a street toward the local coffee shop, "Now I can finally-"

WHACK! From out of nowhere, a giant rubber dildo whacks him in the face. The man looks up and sees the porn star in an apartment window glaring down at him.

"...finally have a use for something like this," he says to himself as he walks into the coffee shop.

He slams the dildo down onto the counter. "One coffee for me, and one for my friend here," he says as the man at the counter looks at the dildo.
"Gonna be a long night."

Your mom getting rekt by 3000 hardcore bangers out of Detroit.

Loled

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My sex life. Is really short film OK?