I'm gonna KMS tonight

I'm gonna KMS tonight.
Belt around the neck.
Nobody cares, so as my last act on this stupid blue ball if you want to KYS to I'll try and help you.
Not help you KYS but help you survive!
If either of us see Monday morning, we'll class it as a victory.
TBH I just need someone to talk to myself, so I'm literally providing the service I require.

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breakthrough.com
youtube.com/watch?v=f_HkQ4-x4P4
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Why do you want to die so badly?

I don't wana die, I'm just fed up of living.

What is this test?

Google breakthrough and you'll find it user.

kek you and me are in the same boat op
the only thing I care about really is my dog and he wouldn't have anywhere to go if I died right now

Are you the same retard who said he would kill himself yesterday?

I'm sorry, it's hard to keep track of all attention seeking faggots who comes here everyday claiming they're going to kill themselves.

I get it. Why don't you try new things, like, things you've never done before? Traveling , hoes, fight clubs and other stuff. You will die anyway

I'm britbong so for me that was this morning but yes.

Pic of doggo please user?

shit dude

sure thing friend

forgot pic oops

If I survive this bout of depression, I will.

Not OP, but cute pupper

You really shouldn't, find a hobby or some shit like that.
Start programming perhaps. I find that creating stuff is really satisfying.

Sweet dog Sup Forumsro.
Just out of curiosity is he/she blind in one eye? Or is that just the flash from the cam?

He/She needs you user, don't die on him/her.

thank you
he's the only reason I get up in the morning

I do really wanna learn python.
I also have idias on creating a AI bot but lets just get through this shit 1st

Dude you can't leave him
It would really hurt him to see his owner like that then never see his owner again.
Live for him Sup Forumsbro
Survive for him

thanks bro
he's not blind it's just the flash + his weird eye shape
here's him making a friend at the dog park. it's kinda pathetic that the only reason I go outside or even get up every day is for a dog but I don't mind, it's something atleast

FFS user, now you've made me wanna get a dog and I'm not even capable of looking after myself.

i'm still not really capable of taking care of myself physically or emotionally but having a pet gives your life some kind of structure and worth. plus dogs are loyal and will love you forever so you don't need people anymore

I got severe on anxiety, but I'm ok on everything else.

Tbh I was in the same situation as you OP. Trust me, get a dog, or see your family. Helps you SO much. Find a hobby or some shit.

My dudes

Do et

Sup Forums wont help

It's not pathetic, it's spinach.

Send me cash? I am suicidal but too much of a pussy, any cash would be nice, if you are really going to do it, might as well give me your cash.

I'll probably kill myself, too, OP. I'm thinking belt around the neck also. Idk when, though.

this is now a cringe thread

Checking them trips and wondering why your anxiety level is so low?
You must have a huge dick user?

good luck nigger

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Kek that's some extreme depression bro

wat do Sup Forumsros ??

get depressed so you can fit in with us

Fuck off! I'll come kill you 1st if that tickles your fancy?

No shit Shurlock.

I'm in a very similar spot in life. Strength is important. If you need somebody to talk to, I will be there for you. perhaps i can help

7.2 inches
I'm a little fat so it looks like 6.5

This test is shit... I'm not depressed.

Belts are flimsy, you're not going to die quickly.

Can't, sorry Sup Forumsro.
If it's any consolation I'm gonna spend it on having a ligjt show at my funeral and you're invited if you wanna come.

too bad thats wrong

You'd be surprised

the assessment test link -
breakthrough.com/assessments/dass/new

pls post pics of your preparation before you kill yourself

I've already put the holes in my belt.
It maybe needs to be slightly closer to the buckle but I've got this shit planned.

It's OK OP. Life sucks sometimes.

Dont be a faggot. Keep on pushing

I'm not feeling THAT depressed... I think.

ehh

you dont need to. this week we all turn into light. kind of a confusing idea huh?

10 internets for attending my other thread.
How about you join me?
It'll make the news if we all do it together.

>Sup Forums mass suicide!

meeh, your not worthy!

maybe you're going to do something different than I am. why do you need the holes? i was planning to hang myself with the belt.

>my score on the test

no, i think some of you in here are wrong. OP, has every right to suicide. this life just isn't for some people. you don't have to play the game if you don't want to. i would still urge one LAST attempt at life before completely end it. you might as well try once more.

I'm concerned that I will be doing just that in prison. I don't want to leave my little boy behind but I can barley cope with the free world yet alone 2 years in prison.

I'm just a ball of nerves lately waiting for the time I serve to come up this fall. Some days it's hard to function and others I am ecstatic.

Fucking he'll life why.

I'm here for you too Sup Forumsro...... Until tonight anyway.....

What's ailing you friendo?

Am I doing it right?

You're not fat, you're cuddley.

step 1: talk to doctor
step 2: obtain citaprolam and give it a month or two to kick in properly

things are still shit but less shit than before!

try this user

Heres the link user.
breakthrough.com
FFS, do you want me to wipe your ass too?

Anything you want to get off your chest? What's got you fed up with living?

Also, since you mentioned that if you make it through today you'd do different shit like coding, I really think you should try that. Depression sucks and makes you feel like you can't do anything, but at least try coding or literally anything before you kill yourself.

If you need somebody to talk to, arrange a way we can speak. You don't need to do anything tonight and you know it.. You need something to keep your chin up. Perhaps a friend could help.

I've done tests, I don't think it will a too terrible way to die.

What is this?

So I don't have to get out of my chair to die.

That's rough.

well fuck me

arent you worried that wont work and you'll be left with brain damage?

I got 20, 13, 19.
I seem to be the overall worst here.

What do I win?

Best of luck in there user.
Stop looking at CP.

Czech em'

I need to make some major life changes but I'll consider been here tomorow.

Send me contact info, I'll have a chat with you Sup Forumsro.
[email protected]

i knew i wasn't normal... but this is saying im broken.

a free gun with one bullet?

That just might work.
Brain damage is probably a win/win situation.

An hero the right way: Shotgun, Outdoors, preferably front yard, 45 degree angle right through brainbox. Bonus points if the gore reaches your neighbor's house. Extra bonus points if neighbors kids are the first to find you.

Fuck off you parasite. You should do it.

op do not do it you sound like an actual okay person.

Congrats on been a normie user.

op, you will seep into non existence and be born somewhere else somehow in this universe. you will go into nonexistence just like before birth. and be born again ultimately to not know it. i'm not sure you can escape the universe, but you probably can't lols idk kys and find out

You just need someone to talk to on regular basis. We're here for you buddy. Cheer up!

op if you don't take 8 minutes to watch this video, i will fucking kill you myself you massive cunt
youtube.com/watch?v=f_HkQ4-x4P4

I'll keep you updated if I remember.
I'd rather just be worm food though.

>Thinking I have the time or patience to apply for a shotgun license.

Maybe I should seek some help.

Can't disagree.

well if you have enough balls to kys, you'd think you'd have enough balls to give life one last hard fucking shot OP. as faggy as it sounds, your weaknesses are your strengths. the mind is as powerful as the universe

Thanks Sup Forumsro. You're not a complete asshole yourself.
The time is looming fast and I'm a little bit scared.
Wish me luck user.

Nice.
I can sell it and use the money to turn my life around.

It's nearly time my Sup Forumsrothers.
Soon this will be me.
Hart beat has increased alot but I'm pretty confident this is what i wanna do.

I want to kill myself.
I recently got stuck with full custody of these step kids, and my partner and I never get time together.
I might as well be dead already. He takes care of the kids and I'm just here wallowing in my misery.
I think I'm going to cut myself today.

Damn..

My weakness is my complete distaste of humanity and the civilized community.
As much as I love you, I hate you.
The world we be better off without me.

Don't do it OP.

Tits?

...

been homeless, lost most of my teeth, have 0 friends and rarely talk my family who i feel like are hating me most of the time despite me never doing shit.
Yeah i should prolly just get it done already.