Ok Sup Forums, i'm supposed to have sex for the first time on Friday...

ok Sup Forums, i'm supposed to have sex for the first time on Friday. I pretty much have no idea what I'm doing other than what i've seen from porn. I know Sup Forums isn't the ideal place to be asking but do any of you guys have any tips for me?

my biggest fears are

>cumming too soon
>being nervous and not being able to get it up
>not knowing how to please her

her body probably isn't going to look like pic related. also, try to get heavy drinking involved. you'll be fine bud.

its your first time so forget about pleasing her and please yourself then you'll stop worrying about your performance and your're less likely to come to soon or struggle to get get it up
don't drink too much

Oh Oh!
Start working on excuses for failure, and how to say them convincingly:

"that has never happened before"

"I must be really nervous"

"I was hard earlier, but not now, I guess"

"Oh shit, I came in my pants"

"I drank too much"

"Shrinkaage!"

You'll see her face without make up and realize that women and men aren't that different and that those pretty faces are just makeup and photoshop due to porn. That's how my first experience was like.

Also, learn to please her orally. that's the only real advice that matters. Both guys and girls love oral. Google how to give good oral, maybe watch some instructional videos.

Clip your nails bro. I cringe at my first time when I was probably drunkenly scratching her vagina bloody.

Dude solid advice...

1. buy a bottle (ask what she likes). Make sure you get her a chaser. Make sure your chaser is an energy drink... will keep you awake.

2. Watch a movie and hang out with her. Then ask... do you like massages? This will take the stress off of starting it up and will give you time to perv out by feeling her body. This will also get you nice and hard.

3. When youre read slowly brush her titty with your hand and then make your way down south. Rub her thighs... and slowly caress your fingers right next to the pussy. Tease her like that. This will get her wet as fuck.

4. Soon enough she will be asking for it.

5. If youre man enough... eating that fucking pussy bro. At the same time take your pants off and start jacking off to keep yourself at max bulge almost as if youre edging.

6. At that point get on top and just put the tip in. Make her tell you to fuck her.

7. Put it all in. Hold it in there so it gets lubed up.

8. Slowly fuck her and increase the pace. Try and close your eyes and breathe deep in order to control your orgasm.

9. If it gets too intense... pull ur dick out and start sucking on her titties or go back to her pussy.

10. Keep doing this til your about to blow... and then fuck her as hard and as long as you can.

11. If youre a real man and want the bitches to come back all the time... after you cum... wipe your dick off right away and stick it back in. May be just a halfie at this point. Close your eyes and start thinking of the most fuckked up porn that you love and think of the bitch as your human cum dumpster (it works for me) and youll get super hard very quickly but ur dick will almost have no sensation. You can hardcore fuck like this for like 2-3 minutes where youre just murdering the pussy. This is when girls eyes roll back, they scream, they shake.... and if you did your job right the bitch will pass the FUCK OUT. If you didnt do it right... cuddle until you pass out lol.

>You'll see her face without make up and realize that women and men aren't that different...

wow, dont take that bisexual faggots advice

use a condom

Ha ha ha ha. That was pretty funny.

If you go into like that you're going to psych yourself out. Get what you want and hopefully she gets hers.

What are we? 3rd graders?

Most people are misled by TV and movies into thinking that people look a certain way.

In reality, women aren't that different. Pretty clothes and hair is what sets them apart. Take that away, and women are literally penisless men.

If you don't get what I'm saying, then you're probably young and naive and still manipulated into thinking that anything anywhere matters.

WAKE UP. YOU ARE AN APE. EVERY MORNING YOU PRETEND THAT YOU AREN'T BUT YOU ARE.

Bring at least 3 condoms. Sometimes they break. You may want to go more than once.

yes

I got limp dick first time I tried to fuck, and it still happens to me sometimes when it's my first time with a girl

Get the blue pill if you can imo

PUT PENIS IN VAGINER
and maybe jack off at least the day before so you dont explode in 5 sec

Go in raw, balls-deep, and blow it 13 seconds after you start. This is your moment- make it all about you. Don't be nervous, don't ask if she's on birth control...if she's letting you in her without a condom then just assume that's all taken care of and enjoy. Always act alpha so she'll spread the word to her friends and they'll want to fuck you as well.

This

>In reality, women aren't that different.
STOP IT.!
OP wanted man on woman advice, not trap justification! Just stop it, nobody wants your feminine benis advice...

Trap and boi pussy threads are over there >>>

I got limp dick too my first time. Turns out I just wasn't healthy enough for sex. I was literally just 1 pound over the threshold of being overweight, and though I didn't think I was fat, i was definitely in bad shape.

Go work out. No I don't mean lift weights and get muscly, unless that's your thing. I mean just do basic cardio. Go run. do jumping jacks. Get your heart to where you can change lightbulbs for 15 minutes straight without getting tired. Only then will you be fit enough to not be bad in bed.

Seriously, some people don't know how out of shape they are until they get healthier.

Confidence is also important. Fake confidence until the fake confidence becomes real confidence.

Sex lasted for an hour, I didn't finish but she did. You may be too used to your hand like me, good luck. Also stick the penis into the lower part of the vagina, that's where it goes in.

Just chill man it's no worry you just gotta go with the flow, ask her what she likes and try to relax. Also get off of Sup Forums it pollutes your mind

She already wants me to use one so i was going to anyway.

I'm saying that from the point of view of somebody who doesn't like traps. It's just an observation that I made during my first time having sex.

If anything, I'm more attracted to female horses now that I know that only a TINY fraction of women out there actually look decent without makeup. It's just a fact.

kek

was with you until #11

pretty good until you threw that "im 17" flag

Quads of truth. Find your center, OP.

this, also CZEKD

>I'm more attracted to female horses now
OK. that was decent bait, faggot

Fucking hilariously reckless.

Don't bang like a monkey.
Go slow.
You will cum immediately no matter what you do.
Enjoy.

Lots of foreplay

maybe I should just show her those quads and she'll get wet instantly...?

dont

make a screencap.
and include me.
hi mom.

>>planned first time

Don't worry man, the hooker will guide you just fine

Dude im an old fag bro. 32. This is the move that always makes them come back. And when that goes stale:

12. Buy a hitachi magic wand, learn how to find the actual gspot... have her use the wand on high speed... finger her hard and fast... when she wants to stop hold the magic wand down and really start hitting that gspot.... she will start squirting... when she does throw the wand to the side and start fucking OLD FAITHFUL. Juices will be everywhere. The bitch wont know what to do. They will 100% come back. Also my dick is right under 6 inches.

You have a lot of advice being thrown your way. Honestly dude, understand everyone sucks their first time. You may cum too early, you might get too anxious to get it up, or whatever. Just make sure she knows it's your first time and she'll work with you if she is a decent human. Just remember whatever anxiety or whatever you're feeling before hand is normal.

solid adive.

also:
does anybody else have the problem with the first few strikes the be the most arousing? when I come early, it's usually at the very beginning. if I manage to get past that, I fuck like a champ and time is not an issue

I guess it's because my gfs all have had tight pussies (or my dick's so thick) so that it takes a bit for the pussy to stretch and fit my dick? or maybe, and more possibly, it's because I'm so psyched up.

I forgot tits....

Master level woman ideology... make love to their mind first and they will give you there body.

*strokes

Why do you think Friday is the day you'll have sex?

thanks, this makes me feel a bit better

Dude just make a joke about it. Like if it happens tell her youre literally too hot to look at while we're fucking. Im gonna close my eyes here in like 5 minutes so we can enjoy it together.

Something like that... or be upfront and say... i cum really fast the first time but after that i can last foever. She might lwt you have a quick go at it to get to that second part.

Ive done both of these.

because we both said we wanted to fuck and she asked if i wanted to do it friday and I said yes...

Brother, you won't find the hole first time. Trrrruuuuustttt me. So stick your finger in so you know where then from the finger slide your dick up and in there.

>my biggest fears are

>cumming too soon
>being nervous and not being able to get it up
>not knowing how to please her

That attitude is probably going to guarantee that. I'd suggest honesty.

Best case scenario: You exceed her expectations, and can use that as confidence going forward.

Worst case scenario: You blow it, but really, you were going to blow it anyways.

It's a learned skill, just like anything else. Lack of practice only means lack of practice.

But to chicks, lack of practice means no one else wants you enough to get the practice in, savvy?

round two was no problem ten years ago. now I'm heading towards 30 and round two is not as easy to get going anymore

Be prepared in case she backs out, women are flaky like that.

Stay hydrated. Exercise, stop looking at porn, it's going to be uncomfortable/unfamiliar the first time. Gauge how she acts, if she moans when you do something, keep doing it, there's no reason to go like a jack-hammer. Wear protection, kids are the most expensive STD.

Believe it or not it works. Last random I fucked was a friend of a friend- we all went to the strip club for a birthday party...she sat next to me by the stage and kept telling me how horny she was all night. At some point I slid my hand up her skirt and fingered her right there next to the stage. I knew at that point exactly how the night was going to end.

We all went back to my place- everybody left or went upstairs to crash except her. We sat on the couch watching TV for a minute until she asked for a drink so I followed her into the kitchen to show her where the cups and shit were at and we ended up fucking right on the kitchen floor. Being that she was a bit younger than the girls I normally date and had a perfect body that I had been fantasizing about all night long, I came on the 4th or 5th stroke of being in this girl. When you're in the moment like that you can't be like "oh I'm sorry- I forgot to ask if you were clean or on birth control", nor did I want to pull out and basically announce to this bitch that I was a two-pump chump...so you just do what you have to do and deal with it later.

Luckily I never lost my hard-on and eventually made a complete mess out of her pussy by the time it was all said and done, at which point she graciously admitted to being on the pill.

Everything works out in the end.

she didn't feel you cumming?

Youre probably married or in a relationship. After fucking the same chick over and over make you lose your luster. Its like more of a chore then an experience.

>Start Slow
No matter how much self-control a man has, entering his wife is very stimulating both physically and mentally. Entering slowly, being still for a few moments once fully inserted, and then gradually beginning to move will help diffuse the intense stimulation of entry.

>Leg tension
Tensing the muscles in the legs and buttocks can significantly speed you towards climax. Relaxing these muscles will allow you to last longer.

>Brace your feet
If you are on top (missionary), and your feet are not braced against something, you will need to use your leg muscles to maintain your position and to help you move. Putting your feet against a solid object can improve your ability to prolong intercourse. If your bed doesn’t have a footboard, turn around so your head is at the bottom of the bed, and you can put your feet against the headboard or wall. Yes, I know it sounds silly, but try it; it might make a big difference.

Just don't stop stroking. The only way they feel it is if you pound way deep and cum or stop moving to cum which basically announces that you're doing it....otherwise they just think they're getting wetter.

>Let her be on top
This helps for several reasons: it results in her getting stronger stimulation, it results in you getting a less stimulation, it frees your hands to stimulate her breasts and/or buttocks, and it allows you to relax your leg muscles. This is probably the single most effective way to increase the duration of intercourse. Some men who rarely or never “last long enough” when they are on top, have no problem doing so when she is on top. If you really like being on top you can start with her above, then change places after she climaxes.

Short, deep strokes
>The deepest part of the vagina “balloons out” when a woman becomes aroused, while the part of the vagina closer to the opening gets tighter. Since the head of the penis is the most sensitive part, keeping it in the ballooned out area greatly reduces the stimulation you receive. Additionally, the best stimulation for her is when your pubic bone presses against her. So slide in deep and make very short thrusts. You can even go so far as to just push or rub against her without really moving the penis within the vagina at all. This is a great way to reduce your arousal level while continuing to move her closer to orgasm.

>Let her touch your penis during foreplay
Sounds wrong, doesn’t it? Most men who struggle with rapid ejaculation don’t want their penis touched at all for fear that they will ejaculate or get too close to ejaculation. However, this can backfire – the sudden surge of physical stimulation when intercourse starts is just too much, you either climax immediately, or are so far along you never gain control and climax quickly. If the penis is lightly stimulated during foreplay, the stronger stimulation of intercourse is less overwhelming, and you can gain some control before it’s too late.

You grow out of cumming too soon man. Don't worry about it so much. Just eat her out first then bang. All the pressure is off after that.
You're going to do alright

Fuck her like it's your job not a vacation don't dilly dally but don't rush through do it right and put your time in and don't get to attached. And let her know your willing to leave the company for another if they offer more benefits

>Ask her if she likes massages

Don't say anything, just do it. They'll get weirded out if you ask things like that. You're cuddled up on the couch together and start rubbing her upper thigh. You look down at her, she's going to give you her half open eyed feral gaze with nervousness. You do the same thing but look at her lips as you go in. I would hope you have kissed this girl by now.

>The kill:
When things are getting hot and heavy, have her straddle you but not too long as to not cum. Actually start making this move at 80% boner. Casually caress her back and unhook her bra. You get that off everything is coming off pretty much. She might giggle or actually say that's not fair and undress you. Like a game. If you can do it one handed she's going to be Niagara falls down there. Also blow in her ear while you're gently kissing her neck.

Learn to unbutton jeans with one hand too. Just pull diagonal from the corner. You'll look like a pro. Would definitely recommend boner pills. You can get them at rite aid. Jack off before going over because you're nerves are going to go crazy and you might even fucking fart and shit it's weird man.

sex is hard you stick it in and pull it out and repeat. DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

shit i never knew. Really?

Best advice? Keep a dialog going.
Try something out.
"Do you like that?"
It's easy to please a girl if you let them tell you how.
Just going for the clit isn't necessarily going to get you the sploosh.
Even if you come before her, get in there and finish the job. Fingers, mouth, whatever.
Stick to fingers if you're not wrapping it. Unless you're into that.
It's easy to please yourself, user. Getting someone else off is an accomplishment to be proud of.

are you going to fuck that girl?

Don't do it like you see in porn. Make love.

anal fuck her then have her suck your dick

Dont get in there too enthusiastically.

Take your time. Maybe fap before it so it'll be easier to keep your cool.

And is right, communication goes a long way.

no, that's alexis ren

kek