Selling my daughter to the first trip

Selling my daughter to the first trip.

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what's the catch? is she house broken and inoculated?

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Explanation?

I mean she's out of the package so were talking played with condition at best...what accessories you got?

???

Is she pre-groomed?

1)It is illegal to sell you child in this manner.
2)You haven't even mentioned a price.

trips go

Gibbs gibbe dat hot 6 year old ass.

If you have to ask you can't afford her

Kek

Age

I see another problem with your plan, then. You gonna keep waiting for trips until someone that gets them CAN afford her? I think you are full of shit and don't even have a daughter.

is not permitted to sell her without a price tag

3 goats, final offer

Your priorities are perfect.

go go gadget trips!

These are quality goats OP, sired by the goat that got me my 5th wife

What if i give you three magic beans?

check these trips lads

How old?

Goats>beans

Trips?

666 get

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Nah my beans will grow a root down towards a troll cave

dont give up satan bro

Quagemire

Gibe me that 5 year old pussy

throw in the bed?

This is probably not OP's daughter.

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TRIPPPPPPSSSS

So this is no more than a clever ruse to escape your cave.
Fine because blond is harder to come by I will throw in 1 camel* (temperament not guaranteed)

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Damn it

FUCK 11 OFF

Obvious bait

Price??

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Trips will come, watching Highlander, there can be only one.

You win, i agree goats>beans

That's my offer ^^

$5

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Oi want a dotter... kan oi av yoz

$1

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Rawllll

How about i cross your palm with 5 gold coins.

100 cents

Rolling for 333

3 goats
1 camel
and you may use my summer palace 2 weeks of every year for 5 years

Welp shit that numbers long gone

i give up

Yo fag that was me not you

pay me 500$ to take her and give me food and clothing every month and ill do it

Roll for 555?

Go for satans trips

How is she on the dulcimer? Those fingers look sorta pudgy.

WTF?

I know it wasn't me but you were so far off i gave up.

I won't buy

let sata3n come on her back

oh noes

My 3rd wife will probably try to assassinate me but I will go as high as 5, you heard that right, 5 goats.

no one getting trips, hilarious!

Ungh!

Everyone is so desperate even though it is probably bait. I am curious as to what will happen though.

222?

Trying for that 3d loli

ONE DOLLAR
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5555 get

I'll buy her when she's 12

maybe you should kill yourself

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Triple

F

I always wanted a daughter

ayy lmao

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They're fun. Mines 10.

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oh yeah?

What the fuck??? OP, you're fucked in the head

Kek

I'll buy her when she's 11

do you accept paypal

But how many goats?

Ah well, trips please

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plz op I'm so lonely in your mom's basement

lol

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