Favorite film quotes thread

Favorite film quotes thread

"I'll make him a good offer"

>Frankly honey I couldn't care less

Posterior to posterior!

"Bippity bappity boo"

>You can be my powerbottom anytime
They didn't even try to hide it

>Our current boat isn't large enough.

>Toto, I have a feeling that tornado sucked up our house and dropped us in a place filled with disgusting midgets.

>I'M THE KING OF JAME'S CAMERON'S TITANIC

>Here's looking at you, bruh

>SWINE PRICK

>I enjoy the smell of napalm in the morning

>um, I'm actually Spartacus

>Do you feel confident that I'm out of ammunition?

>Greed, for lack of a better word, is a satisfactory means to achieve your goals

>Prepare to be shot with my M16 assault rifle

>mmh, you aren't allowed to get acquaintances of yours on this flight

>Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA agent Bill Wilson

>I'll return shortly

>Are you having a good time?

>bingo! you managed to let us capture you! so what about the next part of your incredible plan!?

Lost

*could

I would greatly appreciate it if there was no trabble between us.

"...but you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me The.Godfather.1972.iNTERNAL.DVDRip.x264"

Yip Yippy mother fucker

>"I suggest you make your way to the nearest exit on my watercraft"

>Repeat that inquiry good sir

>you wanna know how I got these scars?
>well, I'M DAH JOKAH BAYBEE
>SHhAaRKS

>If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

"Welcome, to Dinosaur Land."

>I am finally became The Thing!

>Nice outfit,did your jewish manlet cuck-old husband give it to you you gold-digger bastard?

>HE STUCK HIS COCK IN ME AND TOLD ME HE LOVED ME, IN THAT ORDER.

>Get your stinking paws off me, you evolutionarily unlikely animal person!

OI DOKTA PAVEL MOI NUM IS כאן

>You make me want to be less of an obsessive-compulsive misanthrope who alienates everyone with whom he comes in contact with.

> You're one unattractive matriarchal progenitor..... intercourse undertaker

Get to the whirlybird!

>Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was because he wanted to pork that lady. That's why King Kong died.

> Oi fella where'd ya go? - Juliet

>Your dad is me

"Now go home and sleep a little"

>are you making contact with me?

> c u tmrw, bb

"James Bond. James. Bond."

Eyeing another man's footwear is an uncommon occurrence.

"I was referring to yourself with regard to how painful it would be."

*couldn't

Dumb reddit shits are too stupid to understand this meme. Shut the fuck up you unfunny cunts

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>They're all buoyant Georgie unda' da street, Darlin its betta' down where its wetta' unda' da street

What is the result of combining a nocturnal avian with an elastic rope used for jumping off bridges?
My posterior

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what a day!
what a great day!

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"Shoot straight you bastards. Don't make a mess of it."

WHAT THE FUCK YOU FAGGOTS HAVENT QUOTED ONE FUCKING SCENE PROPERLY. FUCKING END YOURSELVES BEFORE YOU RUIN MY BOARD ANY MORE FUCK

These quotes are ALL wrong! You guys need to rematch these movies

this tbph famalam

>I'm up here.

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>Sharp shooting kid, what do I call you?
>I'm Alex J. Murphy, or you can call me Robocop™ directed by Paul Verhoven.

Remember Peter, with great power, comes great pussy

>ATTRACTIVE MAN ATTRACTIVE MAN

>we're painting the wagon, any problem with that?

thats the nice thing about high school girls man, you can fuck em when they're 14

>c'mere lil nigga, I ain't gonna hurt cha.

so close

>You were rendered unconscious.

>Uhhh, yeah, I'm sorry but we're gonna pass on showing you our badges, like do we even need badges?

>9000hrs in mspaint

>Jesus Toby, you can't just titty flip Pam like that. Wer're not in middle school anymore.

kek

>but Carmela I'm already the Gabagool

LOTTA DEVOTION FOR AN EMPLOYED PROJECTILE WEAPON

ASS TO ASS

>The disconnection in our planetwide communications array implies the Trade Fedaration is planning to assault

>My name is Isaac Schrader and you can go fuck yourself.

>Buzz, you're flying!


>Quite the contrary, we are rapidly descending with a glamorous edge

"Killing a man is a really big deal, take away his life"

>"I am on the corrective path that would lead me home, corrective path that would lead me home. Every day is and endless dream of cigarettes and magazines ohhhh ohhhh. I am on the corrective path that would lead me home."

Baaane?

Literally my favorite quote ever, not even kidding here.

>IS.EVERYONE.ENJOYING.THEMSELVES?

>Pardon me but may I enquire where the caucasian females are harbored?

"I've seen some stuff you know!"

People will forget this shit, like egg whites in a bukkae

>I shall not be accompanying you in this road excursion.

>"Forget it"

>How are feeling at this exact moment?

That's an extreme quantity of nuts!

>Ah, no worries. We're in Little India.

Despite the popular misquote the line is actually
>Your current boat isn't large enough.

Ayyyy, I'll make em' a ragu and sawz'eedge

Aaaaaye, oh!

>I routinely tip

... I commute in my car for work

Checked and kek'd

>There are a whole buncha different people in New York, and they've all got their bad points.

>I placed my large dark penis downwards into his holy esophagus

>something, something nigger