Would you fuck a horse for $500 Sup Forums

would you fuck a horse for $500 Sup Forums

I don't have that much money. :(

I'd do it for free!

heh

I'd fuck a horse for free. /mlp/ is the other board I go to most

On a serious not though I have some questions.

1. Can and will anybody know about it.

2. Male or female horse? (aka horse pussy or asshole?)

3. Can you guarantee the horse wont kick and kill me?

note*

>no one will know

>user's choice

>probably not

horses sux, they don't react at all, they are too dumb.

Fucking dog is much better as they can actually enjoy it

Cats are tighter.

Then yeah I would. I would make sure to wear protection though because I dont know what type of diseases you can get from fuckin a horse

cats don't enjoy it, they would scratch your face and dick

I'd kill you mother for free.

ye why not
$500 is 500 $
if nobody knows it

God yes

$500 is a steep price. I'll pay $200 and not a penny more.

underrated post

I fucked horse before and it's not worth it, so NO

Sarah Jessica Parker.... make it 600 and you got a deal.

2 off from quints...unlucky

Why's that user

also curious

its best to do it while they are eating, so they don't pay attention what you are doing behind.. and while they eat, they poo sometimes, which might be unpleasant. They are also too wide for you so you don't feel much (at least mares). And they stinks.

serious questions:
-how did you calm the horse down enough?
-have you always been "attracted" to horses?
-what is appealing to you about having sex with a horse?
help me understand your point of view on the topic of horse fucking

This response encapsulates the absurdity of wanting to fuck a horse. "Yeah it pretty much sucks in every way imaginable. Nothing about the experience is rewarding or good in the least, but hey, at least you came."

Fleshlight dude. Its tight, doesnt stink, doesnt need to be ready or preoccupied.

Kudos for such an amazing thread last night

- food - actually yes until I found how unpleasant it is.
- I like to try new things, but I only really enjoy when animal is enjoying it as well. So biggest success was with male dogs. Female dogs are fine as well, they put their tail on side and holds. Its funny when they actually approach you, wanting it.

Exactly. Or dogs, they are tight, smells really good and they thank you afterwards.

will try to do one or 2 daily for a week or 2

post webms

I will look forwards to it.

>implying

are you that user that made an ama thread about fucking animals?

Fucking lol

no.

nigga i would do it for free. that muscular ass is just *sexual moan*

what's the thread title?

>nigga

>that muscular ass is just *sexual moan*

go back to plebbit and then kill yourself.

Would also appreciate thread title

you can't kill that which was never living, something you should know very well considering you're on Sup Forums.

Hell no.... i would pay a maximum of $453.47