I'm 65, worked at Microsoft for 20 years, been all over the world, I've loved and I've lost...

I'm 65, worked at Microsoft for 20 years, been all over the world, I've loved and I've lost. Ask me questions you're afraid to ask your parents / elders.

I do not have a job.
I have social anxiety.
I want to get a job, but can not.
My father is ill, and can not work.
My mother struggles to support us.
I've never had friends.
I've never had any great experiences.
I have extreme memory problems and often forget large amounts of information.
I'm nineteen and need serious advice;
How do I talk to people?
How do I go out and get a job?
How do I adult?

how long can u hold you're breathe?

What do you think of niggers?

Ass, tits, or legs?

From my experience the best way to find a job is through making friends, not going into the establishment and shaking the managers hand like everyone says. Sounds like what you need to do is conquer your social anxiety. Once you do this I highly suggest taking out loans and going to college. I know you'll be buried in debt, but it will be worth it. As for social anxiety I can't help you there, I've suffered from it my whole life and am medicated to this day. I'm lucky my wife is extremely outgoing or I would never leave my house. That's another suggestion. Make friends who are outgoing. Start hanging around the places you're interested in to make friends, or enroll in school for something your interested in. Good luck user.

raymond chen? is that you?

What is the best way to get out of a rut?
Is it scary to travel alone? Best place you've visited in Europe?
What's the best way to get laid when traveling?

Majoring in comp sci
Is the IT field a lost cause cuz it seems what everyone wants to do is sniff data / come up with the best advertising algorithm
I want to do important shit y'know

Actually by best was two minutes 50 seconds. My dad was a fisherman

Some blacks are trashy some are not. The younger ones these days seem to be trashier. Music is bad, girls are out of control and need birth control.

Thank you, I will take your advice to heart.

Have this meme as compensation, please.

Face and legs, I've found the smaller the ass and tits the better the ride.

Honestly I wouldn't be able to tell you, I've been retained for 5 years a lot has changed. Technology is a safe bet though, just make sure your job can't be automized I know some people who are out of jobs because of that.

You can get a job only if you want to. You can succeed only if you want to. You can get friends only if you want to as well. If you have a social media account try talking to someone from high school you knew and that way you can start a social life.

You have some good taste, sir. I like you.

>important shit
if you want to do really important shit, double major in physics/chem and get into scientific computing. big computers, big problems, and being able to write high-performance code to figure out a problem is very useful.

If 'important shit' is more 'make cool apps' though there's plenty of places. Otherwise you'll most likely end up maintaining in-house apps at a big company.

Is it really true that the mom from everyone hates Chris has nudes? If so you got them?

Do you think kids today have the same advantage that you had at their age?

>assuming you weren't born on 3rd base

The best way to get out of a rut IS actually to travel somewhere by yourself. I had to move 22 hours away to change my life in my twenties, and get out of the shitty small town I lived in

FUCK OFF RETARD NO ONE CARES POST YOUR MEMES OR FUCK OFF THIS ISNT REDDIT FUCK OFF

what's the best country you've been to?
what drugs have you done?
what size cruise ships do you prefer?
what is your favourite order at a restaurant?
where do you like to sit on a plane?
what extreme sports have you tried?
what profession you have encountered has the nicest people?

To be honest with you, no. When I was in my twenties, I could walk into establishments and start working that day. But I was lucky getting into computers early. Today the closest thing I could think of like that is VR. If you're interested in working on something new.

Are you happy?

Is it better to have loved and loss than to have never loved at all or the other way around?

What's your political leaning and why?

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what's the best country you've been to?

Not many places outside of the US are great, beautiful yes, but live in? Not many. Australia and New Zealand are probably my two favorite countries I've visited.

what drugs have you done?
Mushrooms
Pot
Cocaine in the 80s
(But I tried to stick to natural stuff)
Peyote

what size cruise ships do you prefer? I like Orincess Cruise line, not sure the size but it was huge.
what is your favourite order at a restaurant? A good salad, or Indian food, some of the best food in the world is from India.
where do you like to sit on a plane? I hate planes but the very back if I can.

what extreme sports have you tried? Not really huge into sports. Hiking, kayaking, snorkeling are my favorite physical activities.

what profession you have encountered has the nicest people? Animators and artists that I've worked with have always been awesome!

I was for a long time. I'm worried about the world my children are in and are worried for their children if they have them.

Loved and lost. I lost my truest love when I was 25, I still think about her every day. My wife knows, and it upsets her. You only have true passionate love once, from what I've gathered from my experiences and my friends.

I was a democrat until the early 2000's now I'm a libertarian. I think the entire system is corrupt. And I see how your generation isn't as free as mine was.

Thank you for the knowledge

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>I see how your generation isn't as free as mine was
Kek.
I'm 57 and agree that I'm not as free as I was when I was younger.

My politics lean mostly Democratic but I do agree the system is fucked up.

My problem with today's democrats is that they seem to lean more towards communism or fascism. Also the whole social justice movement is messed up. Yes I know racism and sexism is still around but I can remember times when things seemed to be pretty balanced and peaceful. This all changed after the first Bush administration.

I'd say the Repubs are more into fascism. Dems seem to be more socialist.

IMO Reagan started it then it built more through Bush.

Honestly I thought by the time I got this old racism & sexisim would be things of the past.
Man it's rearing their heads now.

Are you afraid of the end, user?

Do you think having a girlfriend would improve my chances of being happier even though if she has some fucked up emotional problems but pushes them all away just to help me ?

This guy is full of shit. Ignore him. He's such a candy ass faggot..if he truly is 65. Who knows.
The most simple answer to everything is to start small. Set goals. Reward yourself for achieving the goal. Here's is the kicker. Set the goals a little tougher than I feel comfortable with..but fucking do it anyway. Example: 2nite start by getting a 15 minute workout. Set goals of 5 sets of 25 pushups. Do the five sets. Keep progressing from there. You will get used to achieving your goals. U will realize soon it's all in your head.
Social anxiety ? That's cunt bullshit. Just do what I say and that shit will go away. When u are desperate people can smell it. Dgaf about women. They will show up once you have some cologne and a decent car with some spending cash.

What the fuck is wrong with your marketing department? A child would create more inspired work.

There is a lot of money to be made and votes to get by keeping racism alive.

Bullshit.
Op answers with some wisdom & experience and you blow that all off *thinking* exercise = $$$.

Your post reeks of no life experiences.

Imma por fag what's the best way to get some money? Btw i have looked for work but no one ill hire me for some reason.

I don't think this is good advice. You have to know what you want out of college before you go. If you just go and major in something like english or some other liberal arts you're fucked. Or if you don't finish your 4 years your also fucked. Community college for the first 2 years is a much better option.