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/heem/

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Schaub is God

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DONT BRING THE SCHAUB OUT OF ME

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*unhooks*

>tfw I could heem every here

Cody I'm coming for you, it's time

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Tell me about Amanda. Why does she wear the mask?

COME HERE
LITTLE BOY

>tfw you admire and like Dom you still feel really sorry for him because he's obviously a very lonely guy

...

Is cody_nolove gonna win?

Her nickname is "lioness"

>5'9
>calls others little

no

she should've got a better mask and not a dollar general one

Why not?

It would be the ultimate revenge.

>tfw ur sponsors and gf leaves u after injury and all that is left is ur dog

Won't have the stamina to keep up with Cruz for 5 rounds, and won't connect with him clean enough to KO him early

also that is a male lion mask not a lioness, i guess she is the male in the relationship

>tfw we constantly BTFO of that Cody loving britcuck

Feels good heem bruhs

...

Probably not

>forgetting about Monster Energy

>that roiding

god damn Ronda looks so fucking fittt,hopefully she arm out the monkey.also imma dedicate my tomorrows back workout to her

What are you basing that of?
When has Cody shown to have bad cardio

I feel like Amanda is too confident, and is gonna try to rush it. If she keeps her distance, he wins. But I'm afraid she's gonna try to amaze everyone, rush at Ronda, and she's just gonna manhandle her.

>anyone more muscular than me is roiding

Maybe if you went to the gym once in awhile

You haven't done once

>tfw i've developed foolproof, time-tested methods of catfishing that net me nudes of multiple young sluts every month

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Lets be honest here.

He still got his coaches, colleagues, teammates.

and some levels of fame and money from being the world fucking champion.

He doesn't need any sympathy from someone on goddamn Sup Forums.

Me on the left

I really hope Dom wins

name your specific gym and when you'll be there

women literally do not look like that

what the FUCK does HEEM stand for..

is it really
Here
Everyone
Exchanges
Memes?

Is that a Reebok mask?

Fine the DNB 50% of her purse

HONDA IS IN THE LION'S DEN NOW LADS!

You know that just makes it worse? Cause i see a bunch of guys with a few fights and meh or shit records hating on an elite world champion cause he doesn't stand and bang. meanwhile they never amounted to anything and got heemed half their fucking fights.

Honda
Excites
Eager
Males

Yes

Mackenzie Dern

What are you gonna do huh? You'll do nothing

Yeah women who don't go to the gym like you.

Hit
Everyone
Even
Myself

youtube.com/watch?v=l_BCgvKIO2w

i dont believe you folks

ronda posts on heem?

Exactly. Name the time and place or shut the fuck up.

We should really change the name from heem to Cody since he is our guy

> saggy tits
> Not hot

Fucking thank you.. this makes much more sense now

Bruh just look at this dude

>You are so---ugh---insecure

>our guy
> a cuck

I dont think so la

>

Here
Everyone
Excels at
Memes

Come to this place:

tinyurl.com(slash)zxfwo2c

Ask for Frank at the front desk.

Only little bitchmade reddit dorks are cheering for Dom and Amanda.

Come down to my work and say you're a Cruz fan and you'll get laughed off the dock. But that's cause I work with swinging dicks, not limp wristed pussies.

>mfw Dana didn't need extra security on stage because Cruz and Cody are turbo manlets who were merely pretending anyways

He hasn't, but power punchers tend to and he has never gone for 5 rounds. Also, the emotions he'll have may lead to Cody punching himself out.

What's up, dockbro?

Been a while since I seen you post

You're right, it's actually Here Everyone Evades Mating

>When has Cody shown to have bad cardio

Like all power punchers, he will gas out, can't think of a single knock-out artist who has good cardio past the 3rd round.

But he might win right?

Of course, its MMA nigga

Cody by decision

WTF HAPPENED

Did the hardest hitter at 145 really heem the manlet

Highly
Explosive
Ethnic
Males

thats because you and your buddies are fucking casuals. Cruz is gonna run circles around that toddler.

also Cruz is literally the embodiement of a succesful autist, he is undoubtedly Sup Forums's boy

>he posted that shit himself

Who the hell dresses up as a gimp for Halloween. What a fucking goof.

>Honda gets "disoriented in Holm's first exchange"
>Blames media

>Saint Goobert of the north throws power bombs like a retard
>Gases out in the first 5 minutes

I really want him to win

I don't really ever dockpost anymore but I did the other day and some little bitch on here got super triggered.

youtube.com/watch?v=Nw6x7zRmkZQ

Enjoy these fifteen minutes of Robin Black roasting Cody Garbrandt lol

manlet cody don't want it

where's your trip my dude

woulnt it be funny if ronda lost again?

The little guy didn't want it

Post yfw

> nunes heems honda
> heems edmond post fight

Hey, little bitch, I literally work with a guy who fought Roy Nelson and Dan Severn. Lurk more.

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News:

>UFC 207 early weighin results
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/ufc-207-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-noon-et

>RIZIN results
mmafighting.com/2016/12/29/14110524/rizin-world-grand-prix-2016-results

>Burkman vs Prazeres confirmed
mmafighting.com/2016/12/29/14112012/josh-burkman-vs-michel-prazeres-to-ufc-fight-night-card-in-brazil

>206 replay does yuge ratings
mmafighting.com/2016/12/29/14111514/ufc-on-christmas-eve-does-4-7-million-viewers

>when you literally trigger a lonely dwarf aspie so hard he talks about you for days on

>that unimpressive bulge

Cruz by a rare finish, mark this post.

No its fake. Jeremy Stephens is a fat nobody who would lose to cody

It's a bit of fun, when you get a gf you'll act silly as well

I was wondering why I felt so empty then I realized we're not getting Cain vs. Werdum II.

AKA is a bum gym.

>tfw there is hot single ladies in your area

is cody really only 5 ft 7 in (1.70 m)?looks taller desu

Keeps getting banned desu lad

Just for this banter, I hope she heems TF outta honda

5'8

What is Dom's story? What happened to him during his time off heem?

>only

OH please. He's a featherweight and he's got more lean mass on his body than you.

>this projection

Snooze still talking shit about our boy
youtu.be/CLQ9wEVz7qo

I was looking forward to that fight more than any other on the 207 card.

Annihilating
Knees
Always

F

I'd like to see that dumb horsehead shopped in there