LEAFS @ BOLTS

I don't have a large hockey meme folder edition

im ready for Antoine "The Meme" Bibeau

Those Tampon Bay jerseys are so fucking ugly. Seriously I've seen better beer league jerseys

Im ready for another comfy thread like the avalanche thread from last week.

jesus that lady butchered the anthem

holy fug my ears

why didn't she sing the Canadian anthem first?

Yours or ours? Yours was awful.

I really miss stammer

Different woman sang yours.

good thread last night

H-how's this, s-senpai

>that shot
mathews a bust

Whos more shit, Romanuk or Buck Martinez?

Don't be mean or I'll uncomfy this thread before you can blink.

fire drill in our zone whenever that 4th line is on

why does the game seem so slow

>threatening to uncomfy a leafs thread

kys

Both teams coming off back to back games. Leafs have been pretty bad in back to backs this year in general in my opinion.

We are laffers, we were born in uncomfy threads, molded by it, by the time I saw a comfy thread we were already men.

No matter what we must make sure that our threads stay comfy this season

- Mike Babcock

This is the second back to back in back to back back to backs for the leafs, and they've won their last 3 games

The goat is literally here just to win face offs and is doing great. Does this mean that we can trade bozak?

Whos more comfy, Kessel when eating a hotdog or Lupul while sitting in the press box?

I do believe the Arizona game was the first back to back they won this year.

>we

Holy shit I totally forgot about lupul, is he injured again?

Let's just say he's never playing in the NHL again.

Lupul. Kessel is probably upset that he got mustard on his cup ring.

Locked in a basement somewhere in North York probably

Jesus fuck that andersen save
Ducks are anal retards lmao

they got a 1st and 2nd rounder for him, the guy they got with the 30th pick looks like a stud too

That's bibeau m8

>being this retarded

Andersens #31 you dumbfucks

Hes got a porn star name
oh yeah lmao

Injured still. I think I'm the only person that unironically liked how he played for the team.

he's not injured - look at his instagram/other social media

he just isn't allowed to play for the team.

Just got home
>Lightning PP

Mate

yes bibeau's 30 andersen's 31

Yeah thats not andersen in net
>he spent all that time screenshotting and posting instead of reading one word

Is it just me or do Nylander and Kadri just not gel at all.

What makes you say that

I blame the american education system. At least puush takes 2 seconds to screencap things.

>Lightning breaking my heart early again

GODTHEWS

attaboy hyman, fuck the haters

NOT A BUST

THE BUST STRIKES AGAIN

>leafs 1st in nhl for first period goals

neat

Can a bust strike? Doesn't striking imply not busting?

GOAT

It seems half mexicans are hockeys chosen people every canadian should impregnate a latina to ensure our future

curious post this

ISLAMAPHOBIA

>Lightning PP

>51 replies and the Bolts Swede ain't here.

I miss him.

>american refs being Islamaphobic towards poor oppressed Kadri

its 2016 guys what the hell

>tfw you could literally shoot better than hyman

>kadri gives a player a little tap going to the bench
>ref calls a penalty
>kadri gets charged with terrorism and sent to a cia torture camp and is waterboarded
>nhl has no problem with this
I cant wait for isis to destroy the rest of the nhl inshallah

explain to me what else hes supposed to do there besides a wraparound

If hyman could shoot and had hands he would be as good as matthews lmao

I would be interested in seeing a compilation of Marner falling down after minor contact with other players. Not him diving but he literally pinballs off people it seems.

I noticed more of that from Nylander tbqh

He was on the PK, id rather see him keep the puck for longer but shooting is better than a turnover to be fair

hes like 170 pounds, nothing he can do

what forward had the most dramatic improvement in his shot in recent memory? among all nhlers not just leafs

I feel like you rarely hear about guys drastically improving their shot. Usually it's skating

It's cute to watch those kids play during the intermission
>tfw never so much as put on a pair of skates

I know McDavid is a player whose shot needs to improve he can skate like no one else but how often do you see him rip shots top shelf

>that tribute to the gilmour trade

Fond trip down memory lane.

Any news on Namestnikov?

guise i miss phil ;_;

he should come back for a couple years and maybe his autism can reetch deez keedz

If you love something. You have to let it go sometimes. Phil is in a better place now.

>spend half of your PP in your own zone

>nylanders last 30 seconds of ice time

I spent my full pp in your mom last night

What the fuck is Hyman doing on the power play.

I say this as someone who likes him 5v5.

>that PP
Is Carlyle coaching this team

These Leafs power plays have been fucking abysmal. Not sure why Matthews is taking draws on power plays either, he loses all of them. Try Nylander.

>power play so terrible they decide to give them a second chance

Based Refs

>he doesnt know about the leafs special PP strategy

At least she's getting laid, good for her

Is that what you tell yourself everytime i spend my full pp in your wife?

fucking hell does anyone even want to be there right now

>Sup Forums
>married
Get out, normie

>tfw to intelligent to appreciate the leafs PP

i made the mistake of watching the canada - latvia junior game for a while before this

holy shit this is awful

LMFAOOo bozak on that 2 on 1

Next level defense right there.

Reminder that Marners mom was too busy sucking cock in a bathroom to see her son score his first NHL goal

That dick wasn't gonna suck itself you know. Based Marner's mom for doing the dirty work.

Still out on injury. Last I checked, he won't be back until Wednesday.

hey look at my i am canadian i like to watch trailer park boys

mathews literally too good for his own linemates

TYLER TAVARES

BAT THAT PUCK IN SON

E L I T E

>american "banter"

Marner could really learn from her ability to get into the dirty areas and get the job done

CONNOR MCDAVIDS IDOL TYLER BOZAK

When he said it I didnt get it now that ive seen more of McDavid I get it

stop slandering bonnie

Most dangerous lead?

Dont worry, this game will go to OT