/bb/ Big Brother 18

Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): vic
Veto: vic
HoH Nominations: Corey/Paulie

Most likely going home: Paulie ;__;

first for summoning ian

square up manlet

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#KeepItTogether

1 min and she stopped

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I would

>Wed 7:48 PM BBT Paulie is talking about Zakiyah. He says he doesnt date girls that young bc they are immature. He is going on about how Zakiyah is jealous and everyone warned her about her for the longest time.

>He brings up the cookies of Bridge he was eating one time and Zakiyah smacked it out of his hand.

what a nasty bitch

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Your boy's got emotions that run deep.

Hey guys, how's it going?

bored of feeds

On finale night tell Bridgette that we all love her

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yo john blaze ian my booooooooooyyyyy

how was the reality charity thingamabob? get any BB girls numbers?

Were you ever in the room when Chef Joe was fapping?

benis in vagina?

Why in the world would you think those are cum stains?

because of how often he got caught jerking off?

>tfw you will never get so many (You)'s by typing "Hey guys, how's it going?"

>never get the backyard
>never get alcohol
>never have interesting feeds

do you have a Sup Forums pass? be honest

>Paul is now learning what a reset button is

if this manlet gets f2 I'll start a real Armenian genocide

wew nat in those heels hosting the pov comp

okay

who else thinks Paulie looks like a young George Clooney?

All they do is shittalk the person being evicted this week and the people that have already left the house. fucking cunts

welcome to big brother

Why do people give a fuck about you? You never contribute anything.

i keep praying for a reset back to where Bridgette is still in the house

Who doesn't? Captcha suck

paulie getting the roundtrip and bridgette returning would be so awesome

meech has the smoothest looking armpits

THEY'VE ONLY GOTTEN ALCOHOL LIKE 3 FUCKING TIMES

That's not how it works

>paulie leaving the water running while shaving

this is cali, bro. there are water shortages. bb needs to install motion sensors

Buy bitcoin you fucking faggggg

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watching BBAD rather than the feeds for the first time in a while. it sounds and looks weird and I don't like it

Put that Venezuelan booty away.

its in 480p so its probably getting stretched to fit your screen

everyone looks fatter and yes the sound is pretty bad

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Did this cuck ian really drive by hi

too big for his britches

at least Paul looks even shorter

hah

if you switch to native it will look right but smaller on the screen of course

WHY IS BBAD STILL IN 480P

it's on my television friend

Do you think Corey has a huge boner in his unitard right now and is rubbing it against Nicole

I'd put it in her asshole

because poptv channel broadcasts all content in 480

you can set your and or digital reciever tv to detect and display native or original resolutions

fuck that I just put the feeds on instead
>all these fish while bbad is on
fuck now I keep switching back and forth

i just watch it stretched. i mean seriously what are we watching here. its not some cinematic masterpiece. do i really need to see meech stuffing her fingers in her pie hole in HD?

This made me want to see what else they broadcast and they have sabrina the teenage witch fuck yes

So how many penalty votes is paulie gonna get boys?

The tv edits really do the potential of this show a disservice.

none so far

lol Paul, I mean dead skull, that floatie is so funny

Is it true Ian boned Liz and Amanda?

PABLO NO

He does that for the (You)s then goes back to ay-non

>Moochelle gonna eat bridgette's HOH chocolate

>making fun of James for owing somebody money

im high as fuck but this victor puppet shot is hilarious

He did sound like bill burr

>Paul and James are talking about potentially giving HoH to Natalie. They arent sure it's worth risking giving it to Michelle though #BB18

what did i told you boys, once paulie is gone, paul and victor are gonna be working for natalie.

we need paulie to stay

But Natalie is this season's best player

james in full cuck mode now

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>They throw it to Natalie
>she decides to target Paul/Vic

camera guy is fucking with us on cam 1. he keeps alternating on paulie and corey zooming in on them real close real slow

and now mr jenkins

I get sad because she's likely to be the winner.

I'm still for Vic or Paul. Vic cause he's entertaining. Paul, I hate but he went from knowing nothing about BB to playing everyone in the house.

natalie is getting too dark

I think you underestimate her hatred of Corey.

>tfw I started saving sound webms when they were enabled on /wsg/ since I thought one day I'd get to post them on other boards one day
>that day will never come
I don't even have a sad tyrone to respond with

>Vic does something really funny
>Paul gets jealous and tries to do it too
>it sucks

What did Corey do?

Has the house called out Meech for being and ass hole like they did with Paulie?

hes a white male

>bridgette gets targeted since the beginning and finally gets evicted

>natalie never got ganged up and will win by people letting her float by

this really upsets me

No because she's made amends w/ Bridgette when Bridgette formed the No-Names. After that, they were all in good graces w/ her, so no point in bringing up her shittalking.

Paulie's not apologized at all so they'll go after him.

>1. /Our Boy/
>2. Gnat
>3. El /fit/ Vic
>4. Big Mooch
>5. The House (James)

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>90. Nicobra
>91. BiCoreyous

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>90000000000000001. MY BROTHA CODY

terrible list

holy fuck

if the RT tickets cant be used after tonight, why havent they all opened theirs excpet for paulie and corey?

or did they?

Prove me wrong

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>paul meme man is the top
>natalie is above victor
>james above anyone and not in the bottom

you should honestly kill yourself for doing such a shitty list

i would take my chances and go for it

>Implying >muh comp wins has any chance
>James literally not getting evicted this week.

psst, off urself

>one room turns down Paul's puppet show
>he goes to another room to try to make one
>James brings up how good Vic's was
>Moo offers to help Paul write jokes
>Paul says nah trust me I'm way better

the episode better not try to make him look funny again

>tfw bridgettes sweet smelling bandana smells like meech's rank nasty BO now

behind her back

>1. El /fit/ Vic
>2. White Male Corey
>3. Rat QT Nicole
>4. gross and funny thot that has kinda started looking hot /r/gonewild
>5. punished paulie
>6. that .webm of natalie saying 'no' and shaking her finger
>60. the coward james huling
>6000000000000000000000000000. forced meme attention whore bully to bridgette little gingerbread man

go back to /r/bigbrother

you could tell paulie hates paul

well guess what buddy

production is gonna make him look funny
with funny music

that plate of nachos

slow down nat

It seems like you are not a true student of the game

>its a ''paul tries to be funny'' episode

now we're talking. Thanks Ian

this sucks