/nzg/ - New Zealand General

/nzg/ - New Zealand General

Have you had your inner health plus today?

ID's etc.

Why are IDs even gone?

Daily reminder NZ > Aussie

lads
also laptops making noise watching 8k youtube

Why did you post two pictures of the aussie flag?

bit chilly in palmy this morning aye

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Help me Obi wan, you're my only help.

>Christchurch

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He said he doesn't like you.
I don't like you either

"no Luke, I am you're dad"

Look! I am your father!

Cesare bogiar, new age jedi jesus

>that feel when you smell a smelly kind of smell only to find out your cats have been shitting and pissing in the corner of your lounge where the bean bag is.
>I want to fucking die.

Burnouts

I find your lack of faith disturbing

RRRAÀARRRGHHH UUURGFHHH OOORRRRR

Shut up Chewie

Who likes burnouts?

i like skid marks if thats what you mean...

do it or dont do it, there is no trying

Its a trap!!!

STAY ON TARGET
STAY ON TARGET

You don't even know me

Dunners reporting.

Jesus Christ, how horrifying. Did you just just realise?

come on, someone has to have one of the bachelorettes' nudes

>being this new to star trek

If you never fall in love you'll never get hurt.

>fendalton

Don't say things like that R2, of course we'll see Master Luke against

There's a reason they go through a screening process before being selected for the show.

Your cat must have psychological issues. Do you show it enough love?

Also, the sand people scare easily. But they will be back.

"they may take away our lands, but they will never be able to take away our independance." - King Arthur

Dunedin femanon reporting

Cats are just faggots man. They don't care.
Oh boy, that sweet smell of ammonia.

Quercy is best nzg femanon

Feels like I'm wearing not any clothes. Not any clothes. Not any clothes.

Stupid sexy Flanders

Police here. Anyone committed any crimes lately?

I think my kitten got locked out for too long and he pissed/shat in the corner then the other cats thought that was okay and joined in.

Nah g

haa gaaaaaaay
literally the worst one.

That's a funny way to spell Ginga.

What the fuck is that thing, makes me ashamed to be a kiwi with such bushpig sluts infecting the nation

you misspelled catface

My GP wants me to come in for a free HPV cancer vaccine.....
I am not going to be baited into this conspiracy and get autism.

Red leader standing by

you spelt Tala Morgana wrong

can confirm, got first HPV shot last week. Now I reeeeeeeally like trains

>sydenham

only injections I've had are tetanus. for job reasons.
I would have never had any injection other wise.
I don't even pop panadol.

She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts kids.

Han Solo.

(Also no bully, she's alright by me)

first you pop panadol, next thing you know you're railing ibuprofen off a hobos dick in a south auckland bus stop

kids don't count.

>watercooling

chch reporting. went for a sensual nuru massage last night. ended off with a happy ending. would recommend to a fiend

KFC needs to sort their drive thru out. Fucking half an hour for a meal at 9:00pm on a Monday.

Was the escort Asian?

Tell me about it!

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

nah white. but she was prolly 50 years old.

Any kfcs in chch that aren't Indian owned operated? The Linwood and Shirley ones are shit as now. Why do Indians by these businesses if all they do is make the food horrible and service bad. I boycott all Indian owned kiwi businesses now.

Good old pasta.

50! Nah fuck that. Way to old for me. Been a while since I paid a girl for sex. Thinking might have to get some fun.

it only cost $100 and it lasted 1h45. i would usually say its not worth it but it ended off with great oral in the last 10 mins.

Shit, had sex with my flatmate on the weekend. Never again

R2D2 where are you?

Did he have a poopy butt?

I don't have a good feeling about this

I feel your pain mate, I banged mine an hour ago.

Fucking convenient though...

Don't screw the crew man

dont you live with your mum?

Ghetto booty grace

catface

CATFECES

Just a really shit root, she got really aggressive with my dick then tried to jam it in herself while she was dry pretty much, not to mention she only kisses and does P to V, no foreplay.

all deal breakers in my book

Hmmm. I am tempted, but again, the age is a turn off.

catface

You want her nudes?

Is it weird having the chick being bigger than you?

Go on

why are you talking about nzcam posters...
nzcam posters don't post here.
they write shit on the teenchat.

lube it up and thrust it in.
I see you like to get dominated.

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I got lube, and then she got all shitty with me. Drunk ass bitch. I need to get a real lay.

These arent the droids you are looking for

ew

on a side not, these picture captchas are getting retarded. I select what it tell me and it not even work.

She's not fat.... so, no.

just suck on the bitches tiddies.

witness my trips you shit cunt

They small brev, like A cup

Im in awe..

There are no women in this thread, especially not in from christchurch

How on earth did you get that, snapchat? What's her add

Anyone up for a road trip? I wanna hit the road this weekend.

Double trips. Wow.

One does not simply reveal these things, however, here is more

have this too

so you can't suck on A cup tiddies?

I don't think you read the first post on this topic. Never again cuz

100% trap

she's not a trap lol

How's your earthquake doing? As a british, I am sorry for my fathers fault of sending your fathers away to such a horrible land. But we all did it for our beloved Queen.
Also, keep being white. Don't fornicate with native harlots.