You meet your roommate for the first time in person and he is wearing this

You meet your roommate for the first time in person and he is wearing this.

What do you do?

Establish dominance. Beat him and then rape him. Make sure he gets bottom bunk and is on maid duty keeping the cell nice and neat.

I ask what the fuck is he pointing at

Seems reasonable.

Thank Jesus that he won't have a gf around to make moves on me.

shave his beard
shave his legs
tie him down
fuck him

>having roommates

Nigga, I bought a house when I was 23

At least he doesn't skip leg day

Feel relieved that I can have sex with this guy and it won't be gay

That guy probably has more sex in one week than you've had your entire life.

B...bend over and power bottom for him.

>tfw when your roommate is a GTA online character

Make fun of for being a flaming homo

>beats your ass in 3 seconds. You're now his bitch as long as you're living together.

Full pass judgement on him as a person based on exterior, then superficial aspects. Then that night when praying, thank God for making me such a humble and wonderful person. #LikeAnyAmerican

not in prison, in person

perform an extreme sex act

Elaborate

what "do" you autist
i would be happy thats some crazy fuck at least not some boring average no one

He's dressed like a fuckwit and making weird gestures at you. What else?

You live in your mom's basement or is Monday your day off from work faggot.

This is very weird to me, having to share your home with a complete stranger. Don't you people over there have friends to move in with?

Sometimes people take chances in life and just move to a new city that they have no contacts in.

>not knowing what a smart phone is.

So your on your smartphone in your mom's basement

Top bunk is bitch bunk, when you're tired as fuck or fucking drunk stumbling back to your room the last thing you want to do is climb up to the top bunk.