You're hungry after your fat-ass has been browsing Sup Forums for the past hour, so you order pizza

>you're hungry after your fat-ass has been browsing Sup Forums for the past hour, so you order pizza
>orders pizza
>40 minutes later you hear a knock on the door
>you look through the peep-hole and all you see is an ear
>you open the door and this greets you
what do you do

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*Notices his bulgey* OwO Oh what's this?

i bend over

Order a CO2 sensor/monitor/thing. I am obviously hallucinating.

leave a generous tip along with my phone number and a doggy biscuit

Tell him he's a good boy and take my pizza Inside.

It's pizza time motherfucker!

We both work really hard

Shoot with semi automatic 50 bmg rifle.

Kidnap his ass and fuck him

Knew I've seen this before

I didnt order pizza!

Pay for the pizza, close the door, put the pizza down, forget about it, remember two days later by that time the pizza has gone off.

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I was gonna post porn but now I feel like getting coffee, bye bye.

Get GAY

forget abour pizza, get in

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I sinned til winter, but it's hot
I guess I do believe in God.

what

But I'll forgive and make it right
If it freezes up tonight.

Hey Fool

god dammit, you again

Hello.

I am here most days.

This morning
I woke up on the floor
Thinking I have never dreamed before
And in the afternoon
The nagging thought
That I have never lived or else forgot

i once had a dream when i was 10 years old that i got impaled by a bull. i woke up gasping for air and in shock, thats the only dream i remember

who fucking cares

Sounds like a great wet dream

I remember a few dreams. Most of them involve serpents and my death.

In one I chased a snake into a field of tall grass. In the middle of the field was a tree. When I reached it, the field suddenly caught fire all around me.

In another I was in a small row boat out in a swamp. As I passed under a tree a very large snake wrapped around me and pulled me into the water. When I was underwater I saw the boat slowly drift away from me.

Hot, source?

Who's the clay head guy, not seen him before

I am me.

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>I am me.

If that's really the case, you suck.

I've seen him on numerous furfag posts sending edgy cryptic messages

When I see it, will I will I know
I fear no information
I'm following how it seems
In present dreams an animal

Other words, speak unspeakable
So full is your affection
Come and see how it means
This present seems infallible

I don't know what that is.

can someone make a propper furfag thread?

eee

I don't think they're either edgy or cryptic.

do you really think that Sup Forums is that organized?

Do a poem about boltguns.

Work monkey.

no but im hoping that since i asked nicely someone would :)

I don't write poetry.

It wouldn't matter, we'd just move over to that one.

>asking nicely
>Sup Forums

This place is total deadsville.

Im back and caffeinated

>post bullshit no one likes
>complain about the smell

Got my hair in a ponytail, doing some exercises and thinkin about men, Mmm.

pepper spray a furry and call pest control.

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Who's complaining?

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Get my pizza for free since it took more than 30 minutes for it to get to my house. Also, wonder why the fuck a dog man delivered my pizza.

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let's turn this into a yiff thread

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My spider is being a weirdo again.

People never say im being autistic, they just say "He's autistic".

Or swap "autistic" for retarded, virgin, subhuman, whatever.

just pay for the pizza and thank him.

no bear, no fun time

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people always say wyd not hyd

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its 2017 you furfags, get with the program and post gifs/webms.

I have a lot of them. Where's yours?

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now we're talkin