Stories of living with a female roommate? I have lots if anyone wants to hear any, or share their own

Stories of living with a female roommate? I have lots if anyone wants to hear any, or share their own.

Greentext it

Im intrested

Ya make green letters or else i cant read

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>Was living with a female roommate
>She worked as a bartender
>She would come home late drunk and horny
>She would steal my liquor and fuck her boyfriend real loud and keep me up

Bump

> be me
> living with 3 girls, one is gf
> hair all across the flat

Bumping

>be me
>think I'm gay by junior year of college (really just depressed from constant rejection, but bear with me)
>room with 3 best friends (all girls)
>one weekend we're playing drinking games and get uber-fucked up
>one friend takes me aside, admits she's always been attracted to me and wants to try something to see if she feels anything
>we go to her bedroom (obviously other roommates notice)
>she starts sucking me off and jerking me
>all of a sudden, yanks my dick really hard (pic related) and calls me a dumb faggot
>I run out of apartment at that moment crying
>attempt suicide from nearest bridge
>only12feetdown.jpg
>break my arm and pass out
>wake up next day and go to hospital
>roommates hear I'm at hospital, come to visit
>dick-yanker doesn't remember doing it, apologizes and says her family is homophobic
>we all make up and I continue living with them with my cast arm
>now I hate all women and realize that hate-fucking is my obsession
>hoping to serial date and break it off to hurt as many bitches as possible

tl;dr, female roommates suck

Had female roommate for like 3 months. Asian bitch. Would wake me up at like 3 am with her coming home really late and LOUDLY fucking her BF.

>After winter break she was used to being at home.
>She didn't think about shutting the door while she was changing.
>I walked by and saw her completely topless and in panties.
> I apologized to her and she said it was ok but it hopefully won't happen again and she'll be more careful with the door.
>there were a few other times the door was accidentally cracked and I saw her in bra/panties.

I have more stories

>Be me and start living with lesbian pot dealer
>Big parties where I was the only man.
>Chicks making out everywhere and flashing me for fun.
>None of the chicks want dick.

You understand she wanted you to see, correct?

Jesus christ that bush

I live with my friend and his girlfriend, here are some things she does:

_Blatantly flashing her knickers at me in short skirt by bending over/sitting across from me
_Wearing a diaphanous singlet with no bra
_Walking to the bathroom in semi-sheer lace bra and knickers
_Taking shirt off at beach, wearing bikini top underneath, it has slipped to the side
_Flashing her boobs at a bar
_Urinating in front of me in public while drunk
_Nonchalantly lifts up skirt to waist show thigh tattoo to me, semi-sheer knickers
_Always pressing boobs against my arm when reaching past me for something
_Wears very sheer leggings everyday, always bending over, also cameltoe
_Always has lots of cleavage, areolas regularly out
_Walk into the living room topless when she thought i was in bed

and the best one:

_When drunk and arguing with her boyfriend after a night out, he called her a slut. Her response was to pull down her leggings and panties and stand there bottomless with her hands on her hips, shaved pussy, me and another friend present agog.

I am obsessed with her

will have one female roommate next year and two other guys, but they are in relationships. Chances of setting up friends with benefits with her? Pretty sure she's single

>Learn How To Fucking Greentext.

DON'T

More of her... Please

rape her butt

>live with female 2nd cousin
>and her friend
>Hair clogging both bathroom sinks
>Tarantula sized hairball in the showers
>Unless I get up early, no hot water
>Synchronized periods
>Refuse to cook because stereotypes
Lived with them for 1.5 years of torture.
However, probably 2-3 times a week, they would be drunk and I took advantage of that all the time.

No, you can't have pics

it's a list not a story
>faggot

>alk into the living room topless when she thought i was in bed

So, it is made-up?

why not? having a fuck buddy at home sounds fantastic

◇ use this
● or this
~or this
_never this

no, she walks to the bathroom at night just covering her boobs with her hands sometimes, thought i was in bed and didn't cover. u never lived with a female?

Anymore of her? She looks so innocent

only my fat mum, which still do

you should go for it, but make sure you have another place to live first,

no i've lived with them a long time, i wouldn't do nothing, they're both good friends

I've heard stories of how it turned out sour for one reason or the other, not worth the stress. TRUST ME, i always wanted to fuck my female roommate but didnt because of that.

> Be me, male, senior year of undergrad
> Renting a house off campus with 3 female friends "D", "C", and "L" (D is still a close friend to this day, C and L were secondary friends; L had a boyfriend, the other two were single)
> D is one of my best friends
> C breaks up with her highschool Mormon boyfriend
> C starts hanging out with slightly shorter and fatter, but otherwise doppleganger version of herself
> Really into animals
> They work together at local animal shelter
> Together almost all the time
> D and I suspect shenanigans
> Fast forward a few weeks
> D and L are gone to classes, and I'm just getting up to head to campus myself
> Hear C and her "friend" come home, walk upstairs, and into C's room
> Our one full bathroom is directly adjacent to C's room
> Shares a vent
> I head over to shower and brush my teeth
> Hear whispering
> Can't make out words
> Hear squelching sounds
> Moaning
> I immediately text D
> That night, D and I confront C
> "We want you to be happy"
> "We totally don't judge"
> She denies everything
> "Okay, C, whatever you say"
> Never bring it up again
> Fast forward 7 years, today
> C and friend are lesbian-married

Maybe she wants a threesome then? Always move counterclockwise with the other dude to avoid akward boner bumps

>I would often "accidentally" flash my dick up the legs of my shorts.
>She would tell me she saw and to be more careful
>I started to have it fall out of my fly while I pretended to be asleep.
>she'd need to wake me up to go to class while my dick was out
>she'd feel really embarrassed by it cuz she's gay and a virgin and has never seen a dick irl before

i can't read greentext with capitalised sentences, it disconcerts my eyes

> wife and I took in a girl as roommate to help with bills and utilize the guest room
> she is pretty cool, help around the house
> hair clog the bathroom since I am landlord I had to clear those
> watch movie with me when wife doesn't like the movie
> end up hooking up with her
> then my best friend at time found out she is single and living with me
> suddenly start showing up to hang out with me
> she moved out, my best friend stop hanging out with me
> they try to date afterward but never went any where serious

Have had multiple female roommates.
Fucked every one of them, made porn with, up to and including anal with each, and 3somes with one of them.

If you've got a female roommate and can't manage to fuck them while banging other chicks on the side you're omega AF.

She actually didn't. She was legitimately embarrassed, has a girlfriend, and we've been friends for years

damn. maybe just hide a cam in the bathroom then.

Summer is here. Just use to this shit

Exactly! I don't understand how anyone reads these normal font colours

funny you bring that up, because every time her and BF woke me up with their moans and headboard slaming. I could always tell when they were done because the shower would turn on and I knew that she was washing cum off of her face, pussy..etc

Been lurking 15yrs, still can't greentext. Bear with me.

>Be me.
>Live with 2 female roomates
>Both hot. One blonde and thicc, other brunette, petite party girl typical slut.
>Wake up at 4am one Saturday morning for side job. Hear petite roomy snoring loudly which is really weird
>Walk into shared bathroom to piss.
>HOLY SHIT. Roomy passed out drunk on toilet. Weird position causing snoring..
>At first I laugh hysterically and snap a pic..

Con't..

Post the pic faggot

>have lots of female friends through my roommate.
>they hang out around a lot
>they're all comfortable with me
>none of them ever wear bras unless they're out in public.
>I get lots of downblouse/nip slips/side boob.
>also see lots of panties up skirts and loose shorts since they lounge around

all the more reason to get one. I'll also be living below an apartment where some other female friends live, tempted to see if i can get a cam there too

truth, man....

What a pussy

Well good luck to you

Well shit, just learned to greentext. Degenerate points +1

>Laughed so loud woke up blonde roomy
>told her that i was gonna lift up brunette and for her to pull up pants of brunette
>Lift up brunette and get a full pussy view in bathroom mirror
>TFW blondie bends over in her low-cut shirt and get a view of her tits as she struggles with brunettes skinny jeans
>At this point brunette's ass is rubbing and shaking all over my dick
>Blondie can't get them up right away and gets on her knees
>Getting so hard. Hiding it behind drunk girl

Con't..

You wish, what do you try to prove to yourself? You are user here.... Faggot

>things that like, totally happened

I'm in possession of her old phone with tons of nudes on it btw. Tragically the battery is dead from all the fapping, need to purchase replacement.

>Blondie gets pants up.
>Leaves me to carry her to her room alone.
>Lay brunette on her bed and notice an ass cheek hanging out and Blondie didn't button the pants
>All this time not a peep...
>the temptation is overwhelming. I've seen her cute little toys before when we were hanging at a strip club and a dancer pulled her shirt up...must see them again.

>I start by propping her on her side and unhooking her bra slowly. This bitch is out.
>Don't know where I got the balls, but I grabbed her by the small of her back and just lifted her shirt mostly off with one hand
>Full on rock solid cock
>I'm wearing basketball shorts, so I just start going to work on myself staring at her perfect tits. Something about her being passed out made me primal

Cont..

This is my ex roommate

Found on her phone some hot pics

>Be me newly married.
>Wife is 8 out of 10 in looks, 10 out of 10 in intellect
>Have to move in with roommates(two other females) because I can't get a cheap apartment.
>Get the room that attaches to the only bathroom in the house. House was built in the 30's or some shit. Room has no lock.
>Having sex with wife one night. One of the other roommates returns home and rushes the bathroom.
>Ohfuckno.exe
>ignores that we are fucking like dogs without the covers on.
>wife rushes to cover up leaving me exposed to roommate.
>she stares at my hard cock and doesn't know what to say.
>Wife yells "Use the bathroom or get the fuck out, bitch!"
>Roommate snaps back to reality, oh there goes gravity.
>Uses the bathroom and quietly comes out. Apologizes and asks if there is anything she can do to make everything ok.
>I blurt out "You ruined our vibe, can you make that ok?"
>She immediately takes off her shirt, rushes toward my wife and offers a show to get me hard again.
CONT?

>i'm 12 btw

>19 yrs old
>summer, college dorm shut down, need a place to live
>end up living in a trailer park with a friend and THREE other fuckers that i dont know.. it was a three bedroom trailer.
>one slutty 6.5/10 chick who was rumoured to have fucked the entire baseball team at a party
>one ugly chick who hated us and was never there
>one extremely gay mexican dude.
>slut is disconnected from reality..but she really knows what she is doing.
>i walk around with a boner ONE time and she ends up fucking me.
>she pretends not to see at first
>i make it obvious. she turns away.
>i come up and rub it on her.
>she loses all self control and basically attacks me and rides me until i come quickly.
>i continue fucking her over a few weeks but she starts to think we are dating.
>does annoying shit like lays on me while i am watching tv...but she outs her face right in front of mine.
>if i move my face around hers, she moves hers too. wtf.
>i brought food for the empty fridge
>she invites her entire family over without asking anyone
>cooks all of my food for them
>makes me a plate
>afterwards, tells me that i have to do the dishes since she cooked.
>wtf
>FUCK YOU SLUT
>She cries and moves out
>kills self months later. probably unrelated

> can't help myself now.
> pull down pants until I can see her pussy and keep edging
>I positioned myself near her bedroom door in case she stirred awake I could fucking bolt
>after maybe 10-15 minutes of edging to the sight of her pussy and tits I take it a step further
>I start rubbing her pussy very gently. By the grace of god she's starting to get wet at this point!!
>I carefully remove her pants all the way, and pull her shirt all the way off.
>Now she is literally the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my life. Just laying there completely naked.
>I get a little spooked because she made a noise and moved a little, so I go back to the door.
>OMG now she's spread eagle!

Cont..

I do that. I have around 110 vaginas on my dossier.

Really not that fulfilling as you get older. Hurting bitches is more hollow when you realize that for every 3 cunts the 4th one is probably a nice girl that didn't deserve it.

Meaningless sex is not as fulfilling as it used to be.

lived with a girl, every morning she'd get up and feed the dogs in her panties, bending over. out of the blue one day she wore a completely see-through top all day with no bra

>had a skinny blonde bitch roommate
>used to dry her laundry on the stairwell
>stole her tiny panties daily to jerk off and cum into

i think this was when my panty fetish really solidified itself

She knew you were a gay black faggot

define took advantage

make it greentext pls

More of my friends

kek

...

Yuppppp sniffed my roommates panties when they were in the laundry room.

>need to move closer to college
>half-breed friend wants to room with me
>deny her first time because she's nigger
>eventually cave because can't find anyone needing to move
>live with her about 2 months in
>we're drinking, watching GoT one night
>constant sex scenes and drinking making her horny
>says how she's wanted to fuck me
>NOPE, already talking to someone and you aren't on BC
>she comes over and sits on my lap
>shieeete
>instaboner
>we make out
>that's as far as I want it to happen
>end up telling her my dick keeps getting soft cause of the alcohol
>she just stops and goes to bed
>continue watching game of thrones on my own
>since then nothing really happens, we make out every once in a while and go to bed

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

goddamn why are you such a whiny special bitch

This girl I knew for a while had just moved into my place, and she left her tampons out on the bathroom counter.

I glued each and every tampon onto the bathroom ceiling like little cocoons. When she got home, she spent fifteen minutes searching for them. Eventually, she called me into the bathroom to ask if I had seen them.

As she was asking, she looked up and saw them. She thought it was insane and hilarious. Every time she wanted one, she had to jump up and pluck one down.

go on you fuck

It must hurt to be that much of a faggot.

>live with friend and his sister
>when they are nit home I take her used panties and masturbate
>always cum in 30secs
I always felt disgusted after that, but I still did it like 10 times at least

Just fuck her you dumb nigger

I just don't want to fuck her. Why should I have to fuck every woman that makes a move on me?

see I don't want to. Are you obligated to fuck anyone who makes a move on you?

you're a faggot stop posting no one cares about your autist make believe adventure timez xd
>kys

of course!

>Are you obligated to fuck anyone who makes a move on you?
if you are a guy, yes
because not having sex with someone you don't find attractive is bigoted and denial rape

>knickers
>_
gtfo

seriously why are you typing that shit

finish her

I don't find her particularly attractive though. She's pretty average, which isn't bad, but she's not my type.

"prime jailbait"
"friends"
Sure

Zero chance this happened.

I was about to post that denial thing ironically to your post, thinking you were serious. Then you did it. Nice.

rol

ofcourse

Bruh most of my friends are gay, and trust me and have faith that I won't be weird to them. Only reason they lounge around braless and in loose clothes all the time. They treat me like another of their female friends lmao

The worst part about her is that she says she's a "feminist," but completely lets her guard down around me. She ironically obsesses over the Dothraki guys from game of thrones, and I call her out on it all the time because it's the opposite of what a feminist society would look like.

Sounds about right for roughly 70% of feminists today.

What is dead may never die.

Probably my least favorite kingdom in the show.
I don't understand, I just don't understand...

Have you seen the whole show?

Yep.

yeah this didn't happen

societal norms dictate that you must adopt this attitude- never-mind what you want

oh ok. I love the Greyjoys and yes I would fuck Yara Greyjoy.