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Are prostitutes legal in japan?

Might as well be. Gabi fighting too. Gee I wonder who will win...

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>I don't rate Fedor

they literally can't find a female for gabi to fight

Japan seems like a pretty cool place, except for the whole ikizukuri thing.

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Is Icecream Kron fighting in Rizin?

Wew, that guy is beast in the BJJ world, curious if he can make that transition to MMA

>fedor

>rating fedora when he got heemed by a MW

kek

dude fedor will punch your gay little cock right off your faggot body

we /rizin/ now

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Yeah, he's fighting Kawajiri on the New Year's Card.

He's only fought newbies and scrubs, so it's hard to tell really where he's at.

Crusher is easily going to be his stiffest test to date.

what is even going on

Is Dominic legitimately autistic? Or at least on the spectrum? I've really wondered about it while watching the embedded vlogs, but now looking at the OP it seems I'm not the only one who had that question.

This is exactly what they want, you just spread an ad for free

You know when they are fighting by any chance

>tfw they both have a better jawline than me

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God

why do you even know what that is you fucking faggot weeb piece of shit

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Fedor sucked desu. He was HW champion in MMA. That's like being the brightest kid with Downs Syndrome. Muh Nog, Muh Sylvia, Muh Cro Can. Compare their skill level to the guys in the lower divisions. Bigger guys rely way less on actual technical skill because they have better genetics with reach, height and brute force. HW has always been the JUST division in MMA. And the fact that Fedor is coming back to fight Matt Mitrione proves that. If Mitrione beats his ass Fedor needs to stop being mentioned by anyone.

I didn't ask you to respond to me.

two hours after 207 ends

Schaub and Callen are faggots that need to be put down

Fedor fighting Meathead proves Bellator will pay Fedor an absurd amount of money to fight Meathead, nothing more, nothing less. Fedor's legacy was written more than ten years ago.

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what're you gonna do about it buster?

Fedor would have been annihilated if he fought HW during that divisions "golden years" in the UFC.

Back with prime Lesnar, Mir, etc

Jesus christ

When would you have stopped it

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damn

Rizin is lit

broken rib sounds like a fun way to spend the next couple months

>le scared of punches steroid guy
>le no chin and no wrestling guy
>better than prime Fedor
nigga, shut your damn mouth

>getting brain damage over a $15k purse at most

sad.

Mir would snap Fedor's arm off in the first round

That was a good fight. It was the modern day equivalent of striker vs grappler, with the striker knowing a little bit of grappling and the grappler knowing a little bit of striking.

Deserves to be on the spicy banger list.

Lal

Try $1500

Very sad

how did that tenshin kid look last night, i passed out before his fight came on

looked like he escaped an armbar and ended up with the W?

Many such cases

Whoever thought up this embedded shit deserves a fucking promotion because it's gotten me hyped for cards I would have never otherwise cared about.

Mir was finished via ground strikes by Ian Freeman and is one of the least durable Heavyweights of all time

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u r dum

this

they've stepped up their production quite a bit

Winning the stand, jumps into his guard like a retard and almost gets his arm ripped off, escapes and starts ground and pounding, opp turttles up and losses

They've got better roids.

Anyone else unironically think that Schuab is a nightmare match up for prime Fedor?

Better boxing
Equal wrestling
MUCH better ground game
MUCH better athleticism

50-45 for Cruz

brandon is for sure better at throwing the pigskin too

>long reigning champion who is widely considered one of the top P4P fighters in the world but has a somewhat boring style is fighting an exciting, young, tattooed, brash knockout artist.

Think I've seen this episode before.

say that to her face fucker not online see what happens

Jouban v Perry, right?

Fedor was the first heavyweight who had a complete game and was dangerous everywhere

>murderous ground and pound
>out kickboxed cro cop
>slick submissions
>great level changes

all of this as an undersized HW who would unquestionably be a LHW today

and this was at a time when someone like Tim fucking Sylvia could become UFC HW champ just by virtue of being a big guy

Matt Serra vs GSP?

So I'm listening to JRE #889 and he's shilling the fuck out of Thinkpad. Further proof that he's balls deep in Sup Forums.

JBJ would heem Fedor with ease at 205

Daniel Cormier is Fedor but better

>being American
>cheering for Nunes
Traitor

>an over the hill vitor came the closest of anyone to beating JBJ

DC's top game isn't nearly as punishing. He can't really work that well from the guard like Fedor could, and doesn't have much power standing.

>When you bet on "TKO by death" but the manlet cant get the job done

>being american
>cheering against john cena

>we never got to see DC v Fedor

anyone got the webm of fedor's protege busting out the ground and pound homage yesterday?

>cup noodleman
>nippon businessmen
>random giant muslim in the background

only in japan

lol that's a crazy stank dance

>being a do nothing bitch
>cheering for ronda

fuck yeah. Thanks to our webm makers who stayed up late last night/morning

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Torn meniscus?

the hammer

Yeah, the dude was fucked up.

Here's what happened after the riverdance. Note the ringside doc running in trying to wave it off.

literally nothing

When is Tim Means getting a title shot, lads?

thanks

Is Cruz literally /heem/ the fighter?

And here's what the guy who got ground and pounded looked like after.

Kek. But I'd rather root for this guy over John.

John
>respect mom and dad and people in general
>work hard train hard
>study and don't say bad words
>no tattoos
Pretty lame.

Phil "Punk" Brooks
>cool tats
>says bad words
>does MMA
>anti Trump
>does meme kicks off the age like Pettis
>write for Marvel

More USA than Cena.

You just know her and dom have fucked in his pool with that neckbeard stephens watching from a lawn chair.

/heem/s superiority complex is mostly unfounded

dominick is actually smarter than the average retards who take up mma

that is the face of a man who is reevaluating his career choices

I love the wobbly reactions

what is the grannys plan?

no way she wins

wtf

does fedors protege get sent to suplex city by Amir? valentin has more experience

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dude seriously fuck that ref

that was disgusting

early stoppage imo

>innovate new style to excel in mma despite zero physical advantages
>have no son or protege to pass knowledge to

why dom

early on, probably. but as the fight wears on, him being much better on the feet should make it interesting.

>undefeated
>finisher
>based in Florida
>making his debut on short notice

might have seen this episode before

also

>The Hybrid

aim for Gabi's chin

Who is this yeast priest?

it's funny because he is the one who initiated the clinch and was trying to get it to the ground

dont see a heem on a totally fresh guy from full guard that often

>t. fireworks captcha

If he looses feed him to perry for the florida belt

>coral coral